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My schizophrenic friend invited 3 homeless guys over to sleep on my porch without checking with me, to see if it would be okay, first.
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Jul 28, 2014 12:51
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Theyre all sitting indian style in a circle on my pportch talking about music.. and what it would be like to be in a band.
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Jul 28, 2014 12:53
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They're talking about how big their band is going to make it, so big that even Selena Gomez comes to their shows
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Jul 28, 2014 12:54
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One is singing opera loudly on my porch at 5am because he is practicing to go to juilliard
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Jul 28, 2014 13:01
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I hope your squatter's rights laws in your state are pretty conservative, OP. Otherwise you now have a homeless infestation that won't go away without a court order.
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Jul 28, 2014 13:19
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- Arnold of Soissons
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by XyloJW
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Im sorry you have to share the porch you sleep on w 3 extra ppl now AC
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Jul 28, 2014 15:30
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Funnypost kick them out right now. Tell them they have to go, your roommate had no right to let them sleep there and is violation of the lease, and you'll call the cops if you ever see them on the property again. Never ever let a homeless person sleep on your property, anywhere, garage, whatever. They will absolutely 100% of the time abuse whatever leeway you give them -- even if it's just getting peer pressured into inviting friends over that shoot up drugs in your garage.
A re you loving kidding me
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Jul 28, 2014 15:51
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"The problem with calling them 'homeless people' is, they're not people." - that guy
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Jul 28, 2014 15:51
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I love the homeless, which is why I don't want to exterminate them by giving them homes
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Jul 28, 2014 16:07
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the op has a more exciting life than i do. the only creatures on my front porch are 2 baby doves seen here in a crappy picture bc the mom was giving me the evil eye
the doves make an awful mess. do your hobos make a mess?
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Jul 28, 2014 16:17
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That's a high quality avatar right there.
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Clearly, the real problem here is your friend.
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Jul 28, 2014 16:18
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I think i spotted a flaw in your logic.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:29
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kill them and wear their skin to infiltrate the homeless community
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Jul 28, 2014 18:38
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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kill them and wear their skin to infiltrate the homeless community
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Jul 28, 2014 18:46
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- froward
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kill them and wear their skin to infiltrate the homeless community
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Jul 28, 2014 18:48
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is that from the new predator movie?
Yeah, Carl Weathers is reprising his role as Dillon.
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Jul 28, 2014 20:12
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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If you leave the skin on, the homeless people are more delicious
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Jul 28, 2014 20:18
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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is that from the new predator movie?
I would watch the everloving poo poo out of a predator movie that starred that kid foiling a predators every move with inadvertent home alone/scooby doo style hijinks
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Jul 28, 2014 20:18
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just go out there, and be like, hey, I live here, and if you break my poo poo, I'm gonna break your poo poo, and since you don't have any poo poo, I'll leave it to you to figure out what poo poo I'm gonna break. then you walk back in and just before getting out of sight, you turn around and glare at them.
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Jul 28, 2014 20:20
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- google THIS
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i, too, am a heartless person who would prefer to help the poor in a way that doesn't involve risk to my safety or property
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Jul 28, 2014 21:16
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- google THIS
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this but unironically tbh
"am a heartless person who" was the only part of the post that was ironic
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Jul 28, 2014 21:39
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"am a heartless person who" was the only part of the post that was ironic
the distributive property makes the whole post ironic
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Jul 28, 2014 21:43
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the distributive property makes the whole post ironic
maybe if i had written it as code:irony * (heartless + want to help the poor + don't want to die)
but i clearly wrote it as code:irony * heartless + want to help the poor + don't want to die
and order of operations takes precedence
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Jul 28, 2014 21:54
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maybe if i had written it as code:irony * (heartless + want to help the poor + don't want to die)
but i clearly wrote it as code:irony * heartless + want to help the poor + don't want to die
and order of operations takes precedence
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Jul 28, 2014 22:00
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