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look at that poo poo surely everyone should be brown? I mean it's set just south of the mediterranean right. why are all the bad guys literally big black dudes and their slaves pearly white heroes. y'all got any stories about how disgusting white people are post em here
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 12:54 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:11 |
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I saw a white guy leave a bathroom - without washing his hands.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 12:55 |
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samuel l jackson as jesus christ
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 12:57 |
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You know what I love about all these "white people" stereotypes? It makes me realize that I can't be white since none of them apply to me
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 12:59 |
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whites portyayed as their genetically engineered role of slaves to the original man, the black man (god) is something i can really get behind
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:05 |
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everybody should look like 'rabs, greeks and gyppos
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:06 |
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"Sun, stand still. Bitch"
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:07 |
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Egyptian Thief: "drat son!"
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:08 |
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White people live boring rear end lives, so they gotta fill it with something.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:08 |
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wait, pharaoh is white? but all the other egyptians are black?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:13 |
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morgan freeman as moses
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:17 |
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drat, ridley scott is losing his mind
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:19 |
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Gaunab posted:drat, ridley scott is losing his mind
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:23 |
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If the movie isn't four hours long then they might as well not make it
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:26 |
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I had to look that cast list up to make sure it wasn't a joke. This is going to be a really, really bad movie that doesn't make any sense. Please just make an enjoyably bad movie, Sir Ridley Scott, in the form of Prometheus 2.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:31 |
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this will be an gladiator 2 with a final sword fight between rhamses and christian bale
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:33 |
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Palpek posted:this will be an gladiator 2 with a final sword fight between rhamses and christian bale it better be, im not watching if its about some jews walking around the desert
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:35 |
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im also guessing that none of the jews are played by jews.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:39 |
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yes... yes! more bible movies! muwahahaa! also what a surprise, major hollywood production is played by major hollywood stars.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:42 |
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Randarkman posted:im also guessing that none of the jews are played by jews. It's a Hollywood film, all the characters are played by Jews.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:43 |
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Jesus was white, OP. Ergo.... Also, I hope Bale does Moses like "WHERE'S THE GOLDEN CALF!?!"
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:43 |
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Zombies' Downfall posted:It's a Hollywood film, all the characters are played by Jews. nah, jews are just pulling the strings in the background, white and black people do all the work
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:44 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:yes... yes! more bible movies! muwahahaa! Yes, the undercover conversion continues. Think of all the atheist 18 year old who watched Noah, and will watch this movie, and get some good Christian learning without even knowing it! VICTORY!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:44 |
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loving protestants always believing the jews were white and even exiled to the North so they are literally descendant of God's chosen people. Jews were brown. End of the story.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:45 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:yes... yes! more bible movies! muwahahaa!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:46 |
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A picture of our Jesus.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:47 |
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:49 |
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Let's make fun of movies and not Israel for a change
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:54 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Let's make fun of movies and not Israel for a change Nothing is less funny than Israel
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:58 |
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Idk.. Oh wait what
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:58 |
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cant hire any middle eastern actors to play parts because they all in guantanamo bay bol
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:59 |
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Ibrahim Fagge
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:00 |
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What really gets me is they're gonna show this piece of poo poo movie in so many countries and advertise so loving much for it that it will inevitably make a profit as lazy parents scramble to find a new CG-rendered piece of bullshit to dump their kids in front of so they can pretend they care.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:08 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Nothing is less funny than Israel Yeah in this Israel is a literal godsend
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:31 |
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what if white people were created in the devil's image
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:31 |
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The Ethiopians say that their gods are flat-nosed and black, While the Thracians say that theirs have blue eyes and red hair. Yet if cattle or horses or lions had hands and could draw, And could sculpt like men, then the horses would draw their gods Like horses, and cattle like cattle; and each they would shape Bodies of gods in the likeness, each kind, of their own.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:35 |
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why don't white people ever make movies about white historical figures? oh wait...
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:49 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Yet if cattle or horses or lions had hands and could draw,
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:54 |
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Cool I'm really excited about seeing Aron Paul in a challenging role
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:59 |
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loving Joel Edgerton as Ramses?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 15:00 |