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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014









look at that poo poo surely everyone should be brown? I mean it's set just south of the mediterranean right. why are all the bad guys literally big black dudes and their slaves pearly white heroes.

y'all got any stories about how disgusting white people are post em here

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scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
I saw a white guy leave a bathroom - without washing his hands. :ohdear:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


samuel l jackson as jesus christ

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
You know what I love about all these "white people" stereotypes? It makes me realize that I can't be white since none of them apply to me :)

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
whites portyayed as their genetically engineered role of slaves to the original man, the black man (god) is something i can really get behind

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

everybody should look like 'rabs, greeks and gyppos

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
"Sun, stand still. Bitch"

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Egyptian Thief: "drat son!"

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
White people live boring rear end lives, so they gotta fill it with something.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

wait, pharaoh is white? but all the other egyptians are black?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


morgan freeman as moses

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
drat, ridley scott is losing his mind

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Gaunab posted:

drat, ridley scott is losing his mind
i wonder if they segregated the crew - godly quarters for the purely white stars and cramped tents for black secondary actors

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
If the movie isn't four hours long then they might as well not make it

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I had to look that cast list up to make sure it wasn't a joke. This is going to be a really, really bad movie that doesn't make any sense. Please just make an enjoyably bad movie, Sir Ridley Scott, in the form of Prometheus 2.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


this will be an gladiator 2 with a final sword fight between rhamses and christian bale :awesome:

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Palpek posted:

this will be an gladiator 2 with a final sword fight between rhamses and christian bale :awesome:

it better be, im not watching if its about some jews walking around the desert

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

im also guessing that none of the jews are played by jews.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
yes... yes! more bible movies! muwahahaa!

also what a surprise, major hollywood production is played by major hollywood stars.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Randarkman posted:

im also guessing that none of the jews are played by jews.

It's a Hollywood film, all the characters are played by Jews.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Jesus was white, OP. Ergo....

Also, I hope Bale does Moses like "WHERE'S THE GOLDEN CALF!?!"

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Zombies' Downfall posted:

It's a Hollywood film, all the characters are played by Jews.

nah, jews are just pulling the strings in the background, white and black people do all the work

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Kyrie eleison posted:

yes... yes! more bible movies! muwahahaa!

also what a surprise, major hollywood production is played by major hollywood stars.

Yes, the undercover conversion continues. Think of all the atheist 18 year old who watched Noah, and will watch this movie, and get some good Christian learning without even knowing it!

VICTORY!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
loving protestants always believing the jews were white and even exiled to the North so they are literally descendant of God's chosen people.



Jews were brown. End of the story.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Kyrie eleison posted:

yes... yes! more bible movies! muwahahaa!

also what a surprise, major hollywood production is played by major hollywood stars.
there's still a second moses movie coming this year

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.


A picture of our Jesus.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Let's make fun of movies and not Israel for a change

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

SHISHKABOB posted:

Let's make fun of movies and not Israel for a change

Nothing is less funny than Israel

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Idk..


Oh wait what

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
cant hire any middle eastern actors to play parts because they all in guantanamo bay

bol

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
Ibrahim Fagge

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
What really gets me is they're gonna show this piece of poo poo movie in so many countries and advertise so loving much for it that it will inevitably make a profit as lazy parents scramble to find a new CG-rendered piece of bullshit to dump their kids in front of so they can pretend they care.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Nothing is less funny than Israel

Yeah in this Israel is a literal godsend

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
what if white people were created in the devil's image

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The Ethiopians say that their gods are flat-nosed and black,
While the Thracians say that theirs have blue eyes and red hair.
Yet if cattle or horses or lions had hands and could draw,
And could sculpt like men, then the horses would draw their gods
Like horses, and cattle like cattle; and each they would shape
Bodies of gods in the likeness, each kind, of their own.

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014
why don't white people ever make movies about white historical figures? oh wait...

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Yet if cattle or horses or lions had hands and could draw,
And could sculpt like men, then the horses would draw their gods
Like horses, and cattle like cattle; and each they would shape
Bodies of gods in the likeness, each kind, of their own.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Cool I'm really excited about seeing Aron Paul in a challenging role

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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

loving Joel Edgerton as Ramses?

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