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They haven't reached an age where this matters at all yet but they are so close in age that im concerned that it may become an issue one day. How do I approach this? Should I raise them differently or should I totally ignore it or should I designate the poorly endowed one as a shame child and exile him to a makeshift hovel in the crawlspace
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Jul 28, 2014 17:31
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make him a permanent paper mache johnson
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Jul 28, 2014 17:33
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dont think so much about your kids dinks
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Jul 28, 2014 17:33
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u need to determine whether the smaller son is a grower or just has a small dick so you'll have to stimulate them to properly compare
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Jul 28, 2014 17:34
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Is it time to call the police?
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Jul 28, 2014 17:35
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Zzulu posted:dont think so much about your kids dinks There is such disparity in dink size that you can't help but notice
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Jul 28, 2014 17:35
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I don't know anything about lil dilz but why is it babies have such big ballbags? Giant fuckin nuts.
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Jul 28, 2014 17:39
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what parent had the small dink gene TDSG-1 (tiny dick shameful genitals, the modified versoin #1, it's on chromosome 3)
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Jul 28, 2014 17:42
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abort the other one
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Jul 28, 2014 17:45
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sword fight for favourite son position
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Jul 28, 2014 17:48
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cuck'd
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Jul 28, 2014 17:49
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You should shoot yourself in the chest with a shotgun.
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Jul 28, 2014 17:54
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maybe you should quit using gender specific pronouns? maybe you should do that.
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Jul 28, 2014 17:57
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so glad i had girls so i dont have to feel like a drat pervert
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Jul 28, 2014 17:59
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so is the one kid normal and the other kid a dink-giant or is the second kid normal and the first kid like a pathetic micro-penis loser who will die alone? this is important tia
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Jul 28, 2014 18:02
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OP should probably start hormone therapy now, never too early for that
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Jul 28, 2014 18:02
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Naerasa posted:so is the one kid normal and the other kid a dink-giant or is the second kid normal and the first kid like a pathetic micro-penis loser who will die alone? I think the one has a normal baby dink (small) and the other has a stupid huge baby dink (still small)
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Jul 28, 2014 18:03
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Ruby got Railed posted:OP should probably start hormone therapy now, never too early for that You mean to make the kids dick bigger or to just switch him to a girl because he's barely a man now?
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Jul 28, 2014 18:04
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also, does yours fit in between them or larger than both or smaller than both?
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Jul 28, 2014 18:04
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Naerasa posted:You mean to make the kids dick bigger or to just switch him to a girl because he's barely a man now? testosterone and force them to lift, like that kid little hercules.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:05
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Naerasa posted:You mean to make the kids dick bigger or to just switch him to a girl because he's barely a man now? i would never advocate HRT for kids that young, i mean specifically the OP should start taking hormones
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Jul 28, 2014 18:05
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this happened with me and my brother and one day he beat the poo poo out of my cock with a brick, op.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:06
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hey what if you cut off part of the bigger dick and glue it to the smaller one so that they're equal?
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Jul 28, 2014 18:06
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what I'm saying is that you should punish the kid with the smaller dick
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Jul 28, 2014 18:07
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maybe Shorty is really a girl with a big drat clit?
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Jul 28, 2014 18:08
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Panniculus Rift posted:cuck'd The only question that remains is: once or twice?
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Jul 28, 2014 18:08
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Remember the classic story about the mummy monkey and the two baby monkeys and one baby complains his banana is smaller so the mummy bites a bit off the bigger banana but now that's smaller so ....
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Jul 28, 2014 18:16
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your son with the smaller dink will have the best chance of reproducing, since its smaller size will make it harder for it to get torn off by heavy machinery/chimps.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:19
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Use the one child's excessive dink to surgically enhance the other's. This will promote equality.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:22
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dink dank DONK
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Jul 28, 2014 18:23
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just make the one with the bigger dink take cold showers so he looks smaller. 1 easy way is to do laundry when he's showering
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Jul 28, 2014 18:24
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also you can change your childs name to Dink small wood.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:25
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my small dicked bro suggested grafting a piece of my pipe onto his pitiful pud and the docs said it doesn't work that way, op. ignore the bad posters suggesting you solomon your champ
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Jul 28, 2014 18:29
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"Incidentally he had a tremendous wang, you never know who'll get one" - Kurt Vonnegut
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Jul 28, 2014 18:37
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your wife cheated on you sorry to break it to you OP cuckadoodledo
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Jul 28, 2014 18:40
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dontcareaboutname posted:your son with the smaller dink will have the best chance of reproducing, since its smaller size will make it harder for it to get torn off by heavy machinery/chimps. angry chimps will go for the balls not the shaft
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Jul 28, 2014 18:41
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you can tie rocks to your sons dink now, or buy him a penis pump and tell him its how he can earn your love.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:41
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if you want ur sons to have ridiculous unlovable monster dicks, give them hgh while they go through puberty. your welcome.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:42
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Zzulu posted:dont think so much about your kids dinks
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Dubious posted:your wife cheated on you sorry to break it to you OP That would be one explanation for the small dink but the timeline doesn't work
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Jul 28, 2014 18:47
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