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seriously. i can't smoke in public in this drat city because some giant dude with retarded jesus tattoos/ex girlfriends names in cursive comes up to me and just straight up tells me to give them a cigarette. they don't even ask. then they try to sell me weed. like half of the robberies around here involve a 20-something black male asking someone for a cigarette, being refused, and then beating the poo poo out of the refusee. what the hell man. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:15 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:09 |
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OP are you in jail?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:15 |
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smokes lets go
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:16 |
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op have you considered becoming a tattooed black man? then you could get free cigs
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:16 |
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because you look like a pussy who would just post about it on the internet instead of saying no
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:17 |
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Mud Shark posted:OP are you in jail? maybe, cannot confirm Parallax Scroll posted:op have you considered becoming a tattooed black man? then you could get free cigs i've contemplated it but i don't want to cover myself in half-assed pictures of praying hands and "juanesha" in blotchy blue ink
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:17 |
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Bohemian Cowabunga posted:because you look like a pussy who would just post about it on the internet instead of saying no this is feeling like the most likely option. but its like, hey dude, i don't wanna give you my premium brand cigs or buy your lovely lob, i smoke real weed.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:19 |
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stop posting and go lift some weights then, then put them down, then lift them again
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:20 |
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I have two policies, 1) never respond when people on the street ask me for things 2) never go outside. These have both served me well
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:20 |
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why dont you keep an empty pack in your pocket and when someone asks just take it out and be like oh poo poo none left im sorry do not beat me yeah, im pretty smart
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:20 |
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Gimme a cigarette
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:21 |
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Fandyien posted:seriously. i can't smoke in public in this drat city because some giant dude with retarded jesus tattoos/ex girlfriends names in cursive comes up to me and just straight up tells me to give them a cigarette. they don't even ask. then they try to sell me weed. like half of the robberies around here involve a 20-something black male asking someone for a cigarette, being refused, and then beating the poo poo out of the refusee. what the hell man. Probably because you look like a bitch and they know you will give it up.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:21 |
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who even smokes anymore
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:22 |
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This is how I deal with people who ask me for stuff on the street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtPBNvhnim4
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:24 |
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maybe they're trying to help you out by denying your cancer causing sticks did you ever think about that op?!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:27 |
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"i bummed this one sorry" there you go helped you out of a jam
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:29 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:why dont you keep an empty pack in your pocket and when someone asks just take it out and be like oh poo poo none left im sorry do not beat me goddamn this is a good idea. you are a smart guy.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:29 |
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Konar posted:"i bummed this one sorry" this too however i am afraid i will get beaten up for refusing because that seems to be a trend around here. they also always mockingly address me in a california surfer dude voice. it'd make me angry but i'm going to college and i have nice things and those guys are gonna die in prison.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:30 |
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the other day my friend told two fat ladies who were screeching at each other in a gas station to "chill the gently caress out" and their five foot tall tattooed black dude boyfriend threatened to shoot us.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:36 |
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Fandyien posted:this too actually theyre going to kill you i would too
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:37 |
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Fandyien posted:the other day my friend told two fat ladies who were screeching at each other in a gas station to "chill the gently caress out" and their five foot tall tattooed black dude boyfriend threatened to shoot us. whoa dude like why are you even talking to rando strangers??
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:39 |
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post nigbaiting videos plz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL01HlJltzw
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:40 |
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appropriatemetaphor posted:whoa dude like why are you even talking to rando strangers?? my buddy is easily riled up. one of the yelling ladies was the cashier and she gave him the wrong change three times in a row. when we pulled out we saw the guy walking down the street so my friend yelled 'gently caress YOU friend of the family' and swerved at him so i guess he got his revenge. i was not involved in orchestrating any of that though.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:41 |
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Fandyien posted:the other day my friend told two fat ladies who were screeching at each other in a gas station to "chill the gently caress out" and their five foot tall tattooed black dude boyfriend threatened to shoot us. shoulda called his bluff, maybe could reverse-cucked him
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:41 |
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are you whiteFandyien posted:the other day my friend told two fat ladies who were screeching at each other in a gas station to "chill the gently caress out" and their five foot tall tattooed black dude boyfriend threatened to shoot us. well who is your friend to butt in uninvited and try to backseat moderate a public place
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:42 |
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this is now a race relations general thread. post ur white people stories here too. i saw some white people cross teh street when they saw a black dude the other day. lol.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:42 |
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The more I learn about the OP the more I want to watch him being beat down by a tattooed black man.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:46 |
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appropriatemetaphor posted:who even smokes anymore apparently tattooed black guys and pussy bitch white boys
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:47 |
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Costello Jello posted:The more I learn about the OP the more I want to watch him being beat down by a tattooed black man. rude
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:47 |
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quote this if you want to see fandyien get beat up
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:49 |
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Fandyien posted:this is now a race relations general thread. post ur white people stories here too. i saw some white people cross teh street when they saw a black dude the other day. lol. I went to 7-11 for free slurpie day on my lunch break, and a black guy had a grip of olde english 40s, like 3 in each hand. And I was lined up behind him to pay I chuckled and said, "that's gonna be one interesting lunch break" and he just looked at me sadly and paid with exact change.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:50 |
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I went to 7-11 for free slurpie day on my lunch break, and a black guy had a grip of olde english 40s, like 3 in each hand. And I was lined up behind him to pay I chuckled and said, "that's gonna be one interesting lunch break" and he just looked at me sadly and paid with exact change. Maybe those 40s were to pour out for his dead friend you insensitive jerk.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:51 |
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Cyanide cigs are totally 'in' right now
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:53 |
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I went to 7-11 for free slurpie day on my lunch break, and a black guy had a grip of olde english 40s, like 3 in each hand. And I was lined up behind him to pay I chuckled and said, "that's gonna be one interesting lunch break" and he just looked at me sadly and paid with exact change. when i worked at cvs there were two incoherent homeless black alcoholics who would come in every morning and buy a six pack of natural ice, and repeat the process every three hours. then there was a bespectacled sad white guy who'd buy three giant bottles of wine every mornign and a pack of fancy cigarettes. the many flavors of alcoholism
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:53 |
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PUT THEM IN YOUR rear end
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:53 |
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maybe the problem is that i smoke menthols?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:54 |
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EA Sports posted:post nigbaiting videos plz im the fat asian kid
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:54 |
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Fandyien posted:when i worked at cvs there were two incoherent homeless black alcoholics who would come in every morning and buy a six pack of natural ice, and repeat the process every three hours. then there was a bespectacled sad white guy who'd buy three giant bottles of wine every mornign and a pack of fancy cigarettes. the many flavors of alcoholism dont natty ice shame, many a fine honkeys enjoy this sweet bum juice
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:54 |
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Wow, in one single OP, you managed to: - Be racist - look like a goddamn wuss - look unhealthy - get cucked for your cigarettes - be racist again - be an intellectual elitist snot - look like a idiot who can't come up with a way not to lose your cigs You're reaching e/n levels of lack of self-awareness here Tl;dr: Op is superior to black people, yet simultaneously acts inferior to them, is super smarter than them, yet too idiotic to not bum them cigs. Just wow
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:54 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:09 |
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Fandyien posted:maybe the problem is that i smoke menthols? Are you sure you yourself aren't a tattooed black dude?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:55 |