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She's one of those people THAT YELLS ALL THE TIME WHEN SPEAKING. She has a really scratchy annoying voice. She runs a flea market out of her backyard like 3-4 days a week so I get to hear her trying to sell crap to people from early in the morning well into the afternoon. Her dog is one of those tiny retard dogs that yips and yaps constantly CONSTANTLY for hours on end. Sometimes, she'll yell BRADLEY BRAAADLEEEEY at the top of her lungs at it, because that totally stops it barking (it doesn't). Some of the neighbors have asked her politely to please do something and she tells them to gently caress off. Her daughter was there once, and she threatened to kill my neighbors kids when they complained about the dog. For reference her daughter is like a 40 year old woman. And now she is suing my landlord about 10 sq feet of my yard which she claims is her property due to an agreement with the previous building owner SIXTY YEARS AGO. So if she wins the whole fence and poo poo would have to be redone. We've complained about the flea market thing, the city says they won't do anything about it. We've got noise complaints against her, the cops won't do anything about it. But she did call animal control about my dog "because it looks like a wolf!" and they lolled at her. This loving bitch.
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I smell a sitcom.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:54 |
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is she hot
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:54 |
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1gnoirents posted:is she hot No dude she's like 60 or some poo poo.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:54 |
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Moridin920 posted:No dude she's like 60 or some poo poo. daughter?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:55 |
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is the dog hot?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:55 |
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we need some fuckin answers dude
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:56 |
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Flaggy posted:I smell a sitcom. only is the neighbor is an obese jewish woman with a hot daughter.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:56 |
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this lady is definitely fat
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:56 |
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pics of the lady and her hot daughter tia
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:57 |
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well if shes 60 then potentially a granddaughter could be old enough so what about her hotness? does she even exist? wtf kind of OP is this anyway
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:57 |
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slap her titty
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:58 |
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is she one of those suepr fat type old ladies who wears a sheer mumu all the time?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:58 |
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let me know if you find any good deals on cheap blue jeans at her flea market, op
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:59 |
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You do realize that you're going to have to find a way to mess with her, right?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:59 |
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You already know what you need to do, but I'll quote some classic literature to help you think about and refine your method.quote:AT LENGTH I would be avenged; this was a point definitively settled -- but the very definitiveness with which it was resolved precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish, but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:01 |
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Morally Inept posted:You do realize that you're going to have to find a way to mess with her, right?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:02 |
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I have a downstairs neighbor who is constantly yelling at her alcoholic boyfriend, and I wonder when I will call the cops on them for the amount of times I've heard doors slamming, and her crying and asking him not to hurt her. lovely neighbors suck
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:03 |
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NotAnArtist posted:I have a downstairs neighbor who is constantly yelling at her alcoholic boyfriend, and I wonder when I will call the cops on them for the amount of times I've heard doors slamming, and her crying and asking him not to hurt her. so you've listened in to phsyical spousal abuse and not caled the pigs? class act
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:05 |
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Fandyien posted:so you've listened in to phsyical spousal abuse and not caled the pigs? class act swatting them would be a good idea..
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:13 |
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get a fedex box and label and instead of shipping through them just poo poo in the box and deliver overnight
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:23 |
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E/N already has the perfect lovely neighbor/land dispute thread for you.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:25 |
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http://www.pakin.org/complaint streamline your passive aggressive note campaign
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:25 |
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Take a poop on her lawn at night. Blame on dog.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:28 |
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I don't want you to over-react. But you should consider killing your bitch neighbor and framing the second-most annoying neighbor.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:28 |
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Fandyien posted:so you've listened in to phsyical spousal abuse and not caled the pigs? class act I've a neighbor or who's friends with her and has never seen signs of abuse, he'd be the first to call. Good kneejerk reaction though A+
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:29 |
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I only see my neighbor walking his dogs but other than that he's a ghost I can ask him if he wants to be your neighbor op
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:31 |
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NotAnArtist posted:I've a neighbor or who's friends with her and has never seen signs of abuse, he'd be the first to call. i feel like that was less kneejerk and more a reasonable reading of your post and teh crying, pleading part
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:31 |
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Rape her.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:32 |
go to her "flea market", try to barter with her for like an old ratty knit sweater or something be like "here will you take this for it" and slap down a leaky gallon ziploc bag full of diarrhea as hard as you can, with the opening/holes facing her then leave
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:34 |
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I just want to say that I get along with every single one of my neighbors and the worst that I can say about any of them is they are cold but polite and cordial instead of outgoing and super friendly. Well there was this one guy that we thought maybe tried to throw his girlfriend off a 18th story balcony but he always seemed nice and it turned out his girlfriend was legitimately a lying crazy bitch so now we mostly just think he has extremely poor judgement and probably didn't try and do it.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:34 |
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she'll be dead within the decade. just be patient, op. perhaps you should remind her of that, might hasten things
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:34 |
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Roleplaying Larry posted:plape her.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:35 |
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poo poo on her driveway every night
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:35 |
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Fandyien posted:i feel like that was less kneejerk and more a reasonable reading of your post and teh crying, pleading part fair
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:36 |
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teach her about the light of islam
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:37 |
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Post a turd through her mail box and blame it on your dog.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:42 |
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JawKnee posted:poo poo on her every night
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:43 |
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break into her home and commit suicide in her bathtub that ought to show her
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:47 |
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I live on top of a bar that plays music you can not only hear but feel Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. I don't mind it though, I can get a cab or walk anywhere that actually matters on the weekends so it's worth the trade off. My actual neighbors next door are surprisingly quiet.
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