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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Attempt to steal her cable and accidentally set her house on fire.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Attempt to steal her cable and accidentally set her house on fire.

why the hell would I want to do that

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

why the hell would I want to do that

idk ask that goon who already tried it.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Rape the dog OP

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
and pretend you didnt like it

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Trebuchet loaded with dead animals.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Musket posted:

Tell us more about what work is. :allears:

Or owning a mower. Or property that entails soil.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Flaggy posted:

I smell a sitcom.

that's just the OP

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Darth123123 posted:

Or owning a mower. Or property that entails soil.

I own a rental house but I have a yard service for that and I was on my condo landscaping subcommittee until I got tired of people bitching at me about the seasonal plantings with zero suggestions besides they didn't like it.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jul 30, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Three Olives posted:

I own a rental house but I have a yard service for that and I was on my condo landscaping subcommittee until I got tired of people bitching at me about the seasonal plantings with zero suggestions besides they didn't like it.

those bastards!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

All my neighbors have tiny little dogs. Not sure if they are bitches or not

Sounds like a job for Morally Inept!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cthulu Carl posted:

Sounds like a job for Morally Inept!

He's not allowed near them!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Slap her other titty

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

Three Olives posted:

I own a rental house but I have a yard service for that and I was on my condo landscaping subcommittee until I got tired of people bitching at me about the seasonal plantings with zero suggestions besides they didn't like it.

Way to break a sweat.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Three Olives posted:

I got tired of people bitching at me about the seasonal plantings with zero suggestions besides they didn't like it.

you planted these didn't you

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Oh yeah if you have any friends who are asian OP. Bring them around and have them point at the dog and say something that sounds foreign then lick their lips.

That'll freak her out.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Three olives you just planted those trees that smell like cum didn't you

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Mine too op

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
I want to start a kickstarter to buy the apartment across the hall from three olives and move homeless people in to spy on him. Whenever TO leaves his home, one will hang a gaudy wreath on TO's door. Someone will watch cameras to see when TO is returning, so it can be removed. After he goes back in, they'll hang it again, and remove it when he is planning to leave. That's all their jobs will entail. Presto, I created 7 or 8 jobs.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

plain blue jacket posted:

Three olives you just planted those trees that smell like cum didn't you

more info please

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

lonesomedwarf posted:

more info please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4p0uw42cdo

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


Meg From Family Guy posted:

Please do not call a woman a bitch.

Get your rear end back to the kitchen, bitch!

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
attempt to set her house on fire and accidentally upgrade her cable

Filippo Corridoni
Jun 12, 2014

I'm the fuckin' man
You don't get it, do ya?

Meg From Family Guy posted:

Please do not call a woman a bitch.
Real talk, i dont call any woman a bitch in real life. The last time I did she was just pushing it and being really offensive.

In real life im like, "so she's a pregnant dog for [reason why dude is calling her bitch]"

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

real talk about the nice way to be rude!

weirdly chilly pussy
Oct 6, 2007

neighbours can be really rude and intimidating at times. I suggest investing a four figure sum in surveillance, op

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Three Olives posted:

I own a rental house but I have a yard service for that and I was on my condo landscaping subcommittee until I got tired of people bitching at me about the seasonal plantings with zero suggestions besides they didn't like it.

You are sensational, fabulous if you may..

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