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no they will not
Aug 18, 2012




Be on guard, POSsers! A genius prodigy hacker has created a virus with the malicious intent to destroy the entire internet - the files, the video, even all the sites. No one knows how he could've done this or why, but one thing's for sure - you don't want to mess with this guy. Update your firewalls and spyware detectors tonight, gang, because yours could be the computer that triggers the END of the internet!!

Edit: The internet is a decentralized network [Thanks A Wheezy Steampunk!]

no they will not fucked around with this message at Jul 29, 2014 around 01:27

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Cantorsdust
Aug 9, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

no they will not posted:

Be on guard, POSsers! A genius prodigy hacker has created a virus with the malicious intent to destroy the entire internet - the files, the video, even all the sites. No one knows how he could've done this or why, but one thing's for sure - you don't want to mess with this guy. Update your firewalls and spyware detectors tonight, gang, because yours could be the computer that triggers the END of the internet!!

uplink is a good game

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



what a fuckin disappointment you turned out to be

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




we can hope op

no they will not
Aug 18, 2012




Hopeless guy without a plan in the world and no wife, probably a REDDIT poster: Oh no, the internet, I hope that won't be destroyed!! All my important work files are on that, ahhh poo poo and I need to illegal steal my bad hipster music like imagine dragons and macklemore because i'm too poor to pay for music. I need to download help files for bullshit program languages like JAva script not to mention l;e hentai.
Genius mensa Yos Pos guy with cool wife and intelligent foresight: The internet? Heh... that's cute. I guess I used to use it a lot, but I'm "set" if it's destroyed, thanks to all my computer knowledge being right here in my head, not to mention the fact that I make a deece fig' in my job programming the curves around app icons so I can afford to pay for music [classic trip-hop]

no they will not
Aug 18, 2012




There's no information about who the hacker is yet, other than the fact they call themselves "@tack", have over 1 million dollars, and instead of a racecar bed they sleep inside a regular racecar

no they will not
Aug 18, 2012




echinopsis posted:

what a fuckin disappointment you turned out to be

What the hell.

Misandrist Wytch
Jan 12, 2011



echinopsis posted:

what a fuckin disappointment you turned out to be

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



ikr

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

how much do you think this sweaty ceo is worth?

no they will not

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


erm, excuse me, op, but the internet is, *cough*, a decentralized network and you see,

no they will not
Aug 18, 2012




A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

erm, excuse me, op, but the internet is, *cough*, a decentralized network and you see,

Thanks; added to the OP.

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009



Shitty Macbook.


Citizen Tayne
Apr 7, 2003

I'm a better poster than you.


no they will not posted:

There's no information about who the hacker is yet, other than the fact they call themselves "@tack", have over 1 million dollars, and instead of a racecar bed they sleep inside a regular racecar

lol

Powercrazy
Feb 15, 2004

*~I'm Back Boyz~*

If you can read this your style sheet is a PoS.


It would be pretty cool if the internet went away for a few days. If you are a 90's kid you may remember a few of the big internet blackouts when BGP got hosed up and cascade failures happend across all of north america.

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Aug 15, 2004

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Powercrazy posted:

It would be pretty cool if the internet went away for a few days. If you are a 90's kid you may remember a few of the big internet blackouts when BGP got hosed up and cascade failures happend across all of north america.

if you were an 80's kid you might remember the morris worm

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!


and not a moment too soon

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010



Cantorsdust posted:

uplink is a good game

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




thank god

cheese-cube
May 28, 2007

Call an ambulance, come and pick-up your people.



taking my shitposts to the cybercrypt, fuckerssssssss

Mr. Glass
May 1, 2009


too bad the genius hacker didn't create a virus to destroy your posts

cheese-cube
May 28, 2007

Call an ambulance, come and pick-up your people.



that would be redundant, mlyp

no they will not
Aug 18, 2012




I hope it doesn't come down to a 1v1 hack-off but just in case I have been practicing my rollerblading

Citizen Tayne
Apr 7, 2003

I'm a better poster than you.


no they will not posted:

I hope it doesn't come down to a 1v1 hack-off but just in case I have been practicing my rollerblading

lol

Number19
May 14, 2003

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I don't have a computer op

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”


I have a strong digital defense, so I think I'll be okay

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007


*calls into work*

"yo boss i'm real sick"

"you don't sound sick..."

"ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys"

"wow u do sound hella sick"

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa


I wouldn't be too surprised if that hacker posted in this very forum...

tinkerttoy
Dec 30, 2013


That sounds improbable, and your description of this so-called "@tack" is silly.

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012



has anyone said 'no they will not' yet? i have not and will not read the thread

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013


random boners and goldeneye


echinopsis posted:

what a fuckin disappointment you turned out to be

lol

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013


random boners and goldeneye


maniacdevnull posted:

*calls into work*

"yo boss i'm real sick"

"you don't sound sick..."

"ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys"

"wow u do sound hella sick"

lol

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

Got such a supple wrist



no they will not posted:

they call themselves "@tack"

igi

colbylol
Apr 17, 2012

Arial is better

this was ok

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013


random boners and goldeneye


Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Powercrazy posted:

It would be pretty cool if the internet went away for a few days. If you are a 90's kid you may remember a few of the big internet blackouts when BGP got hosed up and cascade failures happend across all of north america.

This happened not that long ago

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!


Captain Foo posted:

This happened not that long ago

wish it would hjappen for you permanently

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009



Shitty Macbook.


i thought you got banned for getting too precious about fake wrestling

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013



no they will not

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pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie



wish it would delete ur posts

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