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Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

my one son ordered a large coke, while my other son ordered a small coke. they havent reached a weight where this matters yet but im concerned that it may become an issue one day. How do I approach this? Should I raise them differently or should I totally ignore it or should I designate the more thirsty one as a shame child and exile him to a makeshift hovel in the crawlspace

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Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005


put whiskey in both of em then they will both be men

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


kill someone other than anyone else

Filippo Corridoni
Jun 12, 2014

I'm the fuckin' man
You don't get it, do ya?


i read the title as "my son's dick" OP

btw mine's eight inches

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



drink ur sons drink

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


Pour out the coke and put whiskey in the glasses instead of chump-dick up there's ^^^^^ suggestion. I eliminated the coke from my rum and cokes and that's the only reason I'm not a giant fatty. Except where it counts (the liver).

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.


tell him to go back and get a large goddamn coke like any decent God-fearing american or you'll tan his loving hide

just be prepared to follow through if he calls you on it though

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
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send them both back to get Pepsi or your children will be taken by child protective services tomorrow.

Chilled Cap posted:

franco, if being gbs mod stresses u out this much, why are u doing it

Spanish Manlove posted:

honestly? because if I left there would be no one to mod GBS

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


give them water so they dont die

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

fully restored


you're fat and your one of your kids are going to be fat

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Make your kids drink water you lovely parent.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008


My mom didn't let me get a coke with my happy meals when I was a kid and now I drink like 9 or 10 gallons of coke per week. Think about that. I'm not fat though so I don't have diabetes. Also I'm gay.

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

Modern Day Hercules posted:

My mom didn't let me get a coke with my happy meals when I was a kid and now I drink like 9 or 10 gallons of coke per week. Think about that. I'm not fat though so I don't have diabetes. Also I'm gay.

poo poo i better get them both larges then

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Modern Day Hercules posted:

My mom didn't let me get a coke with my happy meals when I was a kid and now I drink like 9 or 10 gallons of coke per week. Think about that. I'm not fat though so I don't have diabetes. Also I'm gay.

I heard getting pounded in the rear end all day burns a lot of calories. hth.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I heard getting pounded in the rear end all day burns a lot of calories. hth.

myth confirmed

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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


do coke

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