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pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



so earlier tonight my fiancee and i had sex and then we decided to go for a bike ride to pick up beer and when we came back in the house she ripped this colossal fart and said "whoa, that shook the cum out of my vagina" and then started laughing

byob why are you in love?

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Glass Bottom Boat



im gay

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


cuz my wife is hot

meteloides

I was too busy writing my next best-seller.

My husband and I sit watching cooking shows and take everything out of context. We take care of each other when we're sick, and he loves cats as much as I do.

i must compose

What we are doing here is only the image of what we would like to do.
my gramma died like a month ago and i loved her cause she drank screwdrivers and told funny stories and now there's no one to drink all these screwdrivers

The Green Calx


i love my wife because she is really nice and loves me for my flaws and has a really good butt

i love my puppy dog because he is always happy to see me

i love my kitties because they are playful and even tho they may not like each other anymore they both still like me

i love BYOB because it's the BYOBest

Siluvayne


I love my husband because he's really smart+funny. he tried to pk me in a game and when I sassed him over it he sassed me back instead of finishing the job. and that is how we met

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

i must compose posted:

my gramma died like a month ago and i loved her cause she drank screwdrivers and told funny stories and now there's no one to drink all these screwdrivers

I'm seriously sorry dude.



I can't not love all this fluff

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



these are some reallly sweet stories

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



The Green Calx posted:

i love my wife because she is really nice and loves me for my flaws and has a really good butt

i love my puppy dog because he is always happy to see me

i love my kitties because they are playful and even tho they may not like each other anymore they both still like me

i love BYOB because it's the BYOBest

especially this one because i identify with every part but the cat part

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

just imagine it says different dog

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



ChairmanMeow posted:

just imagine it says different dog

i love mah puppy so very much

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



here is a commercial that makes me cry b/c my dog's name is maddie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t6bLugtJkQ

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



oh my hat, i'm crying again. i love my dog.

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

you should post lots and lots of pictures of said dog

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



look, she's a canine good citizen!!

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

This dog is sooo good.
You've posted her before, but I feel like there are more pictures

FluffieDuckie


pig slut lisa posted:

look, she's a canine good citizen!!



she looks so proud :3

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



ChairmanMeow posted:

This dog is sooo good.
You've posted her before, but I feel like there are more pictures

here she is at my parents' house, helping my brother find things on the internet



she is a v good dog and i may fall asleep next to her tonight, even though that would mean crashing on the hardwood floor and waking up sore, because she is worth it and cuddling your dog is never a bad choice

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

pig slut lisa posted:

cuddling your dog is never a bad choice

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



update: i fell asleep next to my dog a little last night and then i woke up and moved to a real bed and then we slept and then we went on a nice long morning walk

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

legit jealous.
i shook myself awake and all I remember is that i was a giant robot (like transformer) and I was saying "I am here to post dicks unironically" but I was like jumping from a mountain and my whole body shook and that woke me up.
I seriously don't have deep desires to be a dick posting robot.

this was my childhood dog. He reminds me a little of your dog.

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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
I love elliot because of the way he says "Yeah" and nods his head when he's happy. I like when we watch TV shows on Netflix and power through an entire season. I love how ambitious he is, even if all of his projects are only half finished and will never be complete, there's just so much he wants to do and I think it's really attractive seeing him always excited about something new.

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