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so earlier tonight my fiancee and i had sex and then we decided to go for a bike ride to pick up beer and when we came back in the house she ripped this colossal fart and said "whoa, that shook the cum out of my vagina" and then started laughing  byob why are you in love? |
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these are some reallly sweet stories 
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Jul 29, 2014 05:49
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The Green Calx posted:i love my wife because she is really nice and loves me for my flaws and has a really good butt especially this one because i identify with every part but the cat part |
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Jul 29, 2014 05:49
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ChairmanMeow posted:just imagine it says different dog i love mah puppy so very much |
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Jul 29, 2014 05:53
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here is a commercial that makes me cry b/c my dog's name is maddie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t6bLugtJkQ |
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Jul 29, 2014 05:54
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oh my hat, i'm crying again. i love my dog. |
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Jul 29, 2014 05:56
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look, she's a canine good citizen!!
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Jul 29, 2014 06:05
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ChairmanMeow posted:This dog is sooo good. here she is at my parents' house, helping my brother find things on the internet  she is a v good dog and i may fall asleep next to her tonight, even though that would mean crashing on the hardwood floor and waking up sore, because she is worth it and cuddling your dog is never a bad choice |
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Jul 29, 2014 06:11
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update: i fell asleep next to my dog a little last night and then i woke up and moved to a real bed and then we slept and then we went on a nice long morning walk |
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