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Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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To be fair, I think the show itself refers to Rose as a chav at one point or another in a throwaway line.

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Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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Bicyclops posted:

Here, this link should be helpful: http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Sex

edit: wait, there might be actual spoilers, I don't know, I didn't really read it.

Yes, there are spoilers.

That also qualifies as the strangest article I've read all year. By far.

E: I mean, it says that Virginity is the state of "not ever having had sex", but unlike all the other information on the page it doesn't list a Doctor Who episode as a reference so how can I trust that this information is legitimate!?

Linear Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Aug 22, 2014

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Nov 28, 2011

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Toxxupation posted:

Finally, though, I think I realize why I consider this a firm "B" episode. Although Doctor Who has done supernatural episodes before, they've always turned out to have firmly "scientific"- or whatever passes for scientific on this show -explanations, such as the "ghosts" from "The Unquiet Dead" turning out to be an alien race. They try for the same thing here with the werewolf- he's actually an alien lifeform that's quietly been reproducing itself for generations or something- but in this case it feels really, really weak.

This seems to be par for shows of this type. In Buffy (and probably Supernatural?) everything, even the odd thing from outer space, is Demons. In this sort of work regardless of medium it seems like they always try to kludge everything into a neat little consistent box, whether it be "wizards", "demons", "aliens", "mutants" or whatever else.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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I still just want to see Anthony Stuart Head as the Doctor.

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Nov 28, 2011

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I'm pretty sure Torchwood is secretly just a warehouse they made to hide all their discarded makeout scenes in.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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So how long until Occupation changes his name to Docwhopation and starts going to conventions in TARDIS shirts?

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Nov 28, 2011

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The Bechdel Test isn't really anything you ever want to be applying to a specific work anyway. It's more of a statistical argument. It's not a problem that any given work fails or passes the Bechdel test, it's the sheer number that fail compared to the reverse.

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Nov 28, 2011

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thexerox123 posted:

My issue is more with the fact that things like Gravity and Run Lola Run fail the test because of the way it's phrased/put together. If it can't properly identify individual examples of the systemic issues, applying it to more movies is just going to increase the size of the error.

People definitely misapply the Bechdel Test all the time. There are people who will, indeed, say Lola Rennt or Gravity or whatever is not feminist (or not feminist enough) because it fails. Nevermind that Alison Bechdel herself wouldn't have used that logic.

That doesn't mean the test should be discarded, though. It looks fishy when many more movies pass the Reverse Bechdel Test (at least two men who talk to each other about something other than a woman) than the normal one. The purpose of the Bechdel Test was never to pass judgment on an individual work, it was to make people think critically about how many movies pass and fail.

The joke in the 1985 strip that created the "Bechdel test" was that, by only seeing movies passing the test on principle, the last movie the character was able to see was Alien (which came out in 1979). Obviously a movie was almost certainly made between 1979 and 1985 that passed the test, but the joke pretty clearly was "not enough good movies worth watching pass the test". It never postulated that it was a direct marker of feministosity.

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thexerox123 posted:

This part is still exactly what I have a problem with, because saying that it was never meant to pass judgement on an individual work is meaningless when that's exactly what it does. You can't think critically about how many movies pass and fail without passing or failing all of those individual works. Which it does not do properly.

And pointing out that it was originally a joke doesn't mean much either, since it's certainly not applied as a joke these days.

You're thinking of "failing" wrong. Movies fail in the technical sense that 2+2 fails at being greater than 5. It's just an inexact sorting mechanism. Yes, some stupid people blindly apply it in a needlessly stringent way; that doesn't mean it's invalid, it means those people are idiots.

On the whole the test says something significant about the way we produce and consume media. Yes, there are exceptions, but the reason the Bechdel test works is because, though it's inexact, it has (relatively) clear and objective criteria. The test would be even worse if it wanted you to sort movies that are feminist and movies that aren't because that's an inherently subjective critique.

Oxxidation posted:

I like this conversation. I like the tone of it. Here's a knife. Someone take the knife. Do something with the knife.

I use the knife to sacrifice a cow and summon forth the dread god Feministargumentgorgoth.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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thexerox123 posted:

The Star Wars prequels pass the test.

Jsor posted:

On the whole the test says something significant about the way we produce and consume media. Yes, there are exceptions, but the reason the Bechdel test works is because, though it's inexact, it has (relatively) clear and objective criteria. The test would be even worse if it wanted you to sort movies that are feminist and movies that aren't because that's an inherently subjective critique.

Edit: Like, dude, do you want a list of passing and failing movies? Becuase there is one. I've looked at it and I think it holds pretty well.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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There's also Vanille in Final Fantasy XIII, who had a woefully inconsistent, bad Australian accent.

The actress is Australian. To be fair, given how bad that game was I wouldn't be surprised if there was just a stupidly bad voice director involved that legitimately botched something that should have been natural to her.

Sleep of Bronze posted:

I think it's 99% about the quality of the imitation, wherever you are. Do it well and no one cares that it isn't your real accent (like, lots of Americans apparently didn't know Hugh Laurie was natively British?); gently caress it up about people will write angry internet posts about how the job should never have been given to a non native/the actor should never have been made to speak in a way they weren't comfortable with. Tennant had very few slips, so there was mostly a collective shrug.

For that other 1% ... probably mostly cancelled out by Tennant being British rather than from anywhere further abroad, and by him doing an accent that, if I wouldn't describe it as a 'default', is at least not particularly specialised. Someone trying on thick West Country or inner Manchester or 'true' Cockney might have been looked at a bit more closely, I guess.

Once I saw a bunch of British people get into a fight over James Marster's accent as Spike on Buffy. Somehow half of the people thought it was flawless (with some even saying "I couldn't even tell he wasn't native!") and the other half thought it was a trainwreck. :psyduck:

Linear Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Aug 26, 2014

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Trin Tragula posted:

The one moment he gets it absolutely perfect is the time in Season 4 when someone (the Initiative?) comes looking for Spike, and he then ends up in a position where he's an American playing a British character who is then doing an unconvincing American accent. "Uh, I'm just a friend of Xander..." It's a tiny little moment, but it cracks me up every time for all the right reasons.

I always thought it actually kind of worked for the character that his accent isn't picture perfect, because he's spent 150-odd years travelling the globe, so clearly it's going to mutate from where he started, right?

Fun Trivia: That atrocious Texan accent was their original draft for Spike before they decided to ape Tony Head's accent and give Spike a different backstory.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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Zaggitz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3od0CeSqFcA

There's your entire argument shattered, I'll be on my way.

This makes me believe that Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was just the story of two Cybermen with wild imaginations who stole the TARDIS.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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I think the issue is with the "slave" word choice. Outside of a few snide remarks, I don't think there would be nearly the level of analysis if the show said "the Ood are a symbiotic race that ingratiate themselves to and aid other species in order to have their needs met." I mean, that's basically what domesticated animals like cats and dogs do. There's still a little bit of a sore spot with the fact that the Ood are clearly sentient and sapient, but it was almost directly the word "slave" that caused the problem rather than the premise of a "slave species" as presented by this episode.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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FWIW (that is: not much), I loved the next one except for the last couple minutes and found the one after that so utterly unremarkable that I was surprised when I recently found out that it was so hated.

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Nov 28, 2011

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Toxxupation posted:

Torchwood
"Jack Fights a Bear or Something, I Dunno"
Series 1, Episode 1

I'd watch that show.

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Is Torchwood episode one the one where one of the heroes uses a mind control drug to rape people or is that episode two

Riffing aside, I like Torchwood okay except for one small thing: all of the main characters were loving horrible people. Except maybe Jack, and even he has his moments. I don't mean that in the way of them being "realistically flawed characters" I just mean that I'm pretty sure every single one of them cheated or came really drat close to cheating on their SO at some point in the show. It got really old. And as you mention, that's just the tip of the "loving horrible people" iceberg.

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Nov 28, 2011

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Oxxidation posted:

Prepare to be disappointed, we actually aren't sure either.

I watched it yesterday to see if I could figure it out, and my best guess is that a bunch of Doctor Who fans somehow hate a Doctor Who episode for having the most Doctor Who ending of any Doctor Who episode ever.

Doctor Who

E: And I don't even really mean that as an insult to the show itself. The ending is just optimistic, bombastic, and a bit silly.

Linear Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Sep 6, 2014

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Nov 28, 2011

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Jerusalem posted:

I've never quite been able to grasp the sheer hatred this episode frequently gets either. Yes I do absolutely hate the Torch sequence at the end, but the rest of the episode is just mostly bland with the odd moments of quality shining through here and there (I really like that Rose has to get proactive and try and figure things out for herself). I thought Love and Monsters was far worse even if I've mellowed on it somewhat over the years, and apart from airing the week after it, I still don't understand why people lump Fear Her in with that episode as being anywhere near equal on the shittiness scale.

There are actually a couple of other episodes I now dislike more than either L&M or this one, but discussing them now would be utterly irrelevant since you haven't gotten to those yet. I do wish people would stop saying,"X coming up soon is great/terrible!" since - like it did with this story - it ends up creating an expectation in your head of what is to come, and I'd much rather just see your blind reactions to each individual episode, as opposed to having preconceived notions of whether you're supposed to like or dislike it in advance.

But... but I made this chart, you see, that easily tells Occ how he's supposed to feel about each episode. A chart, man!

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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From a... generous metaphorical perspective you could say that making them about the world is actually a stand-in for how these "little" problems feel to the people experiencing them. Namely: that they feel like they are the end of the world. And no matter how much you know, intellectually, that there are children starving in Africa and you're better off than the people who horribly died in 1930s-1940s Germany, your little problem with your kid having PTSD about her deceased abusive father may as well be the end of the world to you.

That's twisting things a bit, and I think the more correct interpretation was just that they needed to up the stakes for ratings, but if you wanted to I think you could make a valid interpretation along those lines.

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Nov 28, 2011

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Oxxidation posted:

Speaking of terrible, let's see what the Cybermen are up to.

Probably watching Mean Girls.

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Nov 28, 2011

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Toxxupation posted:

The closest anyone ever comes to being an idiot is the white dude/black lady couple who get controlled by the Cybermen

By the by, you may just want to go and forget that lady's face before you get confused. I don't think it's a spoiler to say they reuse her actor for an unrelated role at a later time and it's very jarring if you're watching the epsiodes at a quick pace.

(Or I'm just dumb and get confused easily. That's entirely plausible)

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Nov 28, 2011

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DoctorWhat posted:

I'm so happy.

Also the Daleks have had good episodes as recently as this month, whereas the cybermen have sucked since the 60s.

Hey! There was a good recent Cybermen episode!

I mean, it was totally, 100% in spite of it being a Cybermen episode and almost entirely due to the Doctor's acting, but it was pretty fun.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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Xenoborg posted:

It was pretty jarring, but they did have a throwaway line about her having a sister that died in that building.

Cousin, actually, I think.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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Dear God, you have something to do other than provide free internet entertainment on a show I've already seen!? Someone arrest this man!

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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I don't feel that RTD was particularly heavy-handed with the gay stuff.

No, wait, let me amend that. I don't feel that RTD was particularly heavy-handed with the gay stuff compared to RTD's normal level of heavy-handedness.

I mean, for all the things RTD is, bar one or two exceptions subtle is not one of them. RTD is bombastic, loud, campy, and heavy-handed. His best episodes tend to unapologetically play to these strengths. At his worst, he produces things like Torchwood, which loudly scream to the universe the niche it's trying to fill and fall apart because of it.

The somewhat heavy-handed homosexuality was a symptom of that, but only really more noticeable because it's both somewhat unusual to see on mainstream TV and a bit of a pet issue for him (being gay himself) so it simply showed up more often. I mean, his gay stuff is unsubtle compared to what, exactly? The subdued, nuanced parody present in Bad Wolf?

That's not to say RTD is a terrible writer, but he has a clear style, and that style generally does not involve intricate subtlety or nuance.

Linear Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Sep 14, 2014

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Nov 28, 2011

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Can we please have a trigger warning on Occ's new avatar? I get triggered by bad episodes of television.

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Nov 28, 2011

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armoredgorilla posted:

Homestuck peaked at [S] Enter, it was all downhill from there into boring nonsense instead of exciting nonsense.

Edit: Come on, y'all have been standing on the edge of this poo poo pit for two pages, let's get on with it.

But Problem Sleuth is still awesome, right guys?

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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Toxxupation posted:

I wrote the greatest paragraph I'll ever write in this review

Whelp, we've peaked folks. Pack it in and lock the thread. We're done.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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I like this 2-parter. I like Tallulah. I like her terrible accent.

I also accept that I am objectively wrong, and my reasons for liking these things are inexplicable even to me. (I have the same problem with Final Fantasy XIII)

Linear Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Sep 17, 2014

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Nov 28, 2011

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Lycus posted:

So there's enough empty space inside a Dalek shell to fit a whole man with a big Dalek penis-head?

Aren't there usually people in the Dalek suits?

Spoiler for a completely plot-irrelevant Who-related production that Occ probably won't watch, but I want to be sure:

In The Five and a Half-ish Doctors some of the Doctor actors hid in them and it was implied that they're usually manned by normal sized people.

GonSmithe posted:

While it is appalling that Who hasn't had another woman writer (loving REALLY?), and I'm sure 90% of the criticisms on Outpost Gallifrey were incredibly sexist and awful in that regard, these stories are poo poo, and badly written. I would never in my life read anything else or watch anything else she had a hand in over how awfully written these episodes are.

It's even more of a shame because Verity Lambert, a woman, is one of the biggest reasons Who is a thing at all.

Linear Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Sep 17, 2014

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Nov 28, 2011

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Plavski posted:

I remembered something in The Writer's Tale about these episodes but I couldn't remember what it was. So I went and looked it up.

"More and more, with every writer. It’s those internet message boards. The forums. They destroy writers. The job is full of doubt already, but now there is a whole new level of fear, shouting at us. It is now a writer’s job, like it or not, to put up with it. It’s like when Helen Raynor went on Outpost Gallifrey last month and read the reviews of her two Dalek episodes.

She said that she was, literally, shaking afterwards. Like she’d been physically assaulted. I’m not exaggerating. She said it was like being in a pub when a fight breaks out next to you. I had to spend two hours on the phone to her, talking her out of it, convincing her that of course she can write, that we do need her and want her. That bastard internet voice gets into writers’ heads and destabilizes them massively."

:smith:

Of course, the internet is fickle too. I remember reading that Amber Benson was horrified when she read all sorts of of really nasty poo poo said about her on message boards when she joined Buffy (especially about her weight). However, when Tara died the responses, even many from the very same people, practically wanted to crucify Whedon because they loved both Tara and Amber so much.

It's totally not right that people are so harsh when reviewing episodes, but if she came back and wrote a legitimately good one and she read the comments she may end up with a superiority complex instead.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, these episodes are appallingly bad. I can't recall ever encountering anybody who liked them.

As I said last page, it's me. I'm the guy who likes these episodes.

I mean, this is not a logical thing. I hold these as objectively terrible episodes of Doctor Who and television in general. I still like them, though.

Linear Zoetrope
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SymfonyMan posted:

I can honestly say it was the most penises I've ever seen on one head.

Yes, but does it beat the giant penis hair from Avatar?

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DoctorWhat posted:

Doctor Who doesn't actually have a canon just fyi

Looms are canon TYVM, I know my dad works at Nintendo the BBC is Stephen Moffat Verity Lambert.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

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He IMs Oxx during the other episodes anyway. IRC is a bit more chaotic, but it's not like he'd be watching the episodes totally alone and fullscreen either way.

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Nov 28, 2011

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Snow is The Doctor and SERAH!!!! is Rose.

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You may want to edit out your comments on the next Doctor and future seasons in general.

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Regy Rusty posted:

For real though, I really do love the Face of Boe on his own merits, in addition to how cool I thought that reveal was. I love that living forever somehow turns you into a gigantic head. That's cool, I'm down with that.

It also means that Cassandra wasn't the last pure human at the end of the Earth, since Jack was there too.

(Oh, and Rose, but time travelling makes it not count)

Linear Zoetrope
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At least he didn't say "review every Homestuck comic."

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I liked Buffy and Angel quite a bit, but I really can't get into the whole Whedon cult.

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