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Any penis less than 2" thick is a crime, please kill ur famil
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:05 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:25 |
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How small before it's a micropenis? 8"?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:08 |
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There's a lot of cock-shaming in this thread just sayin
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:09 |
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any goon with a long pencil dick cant join big dick crew, that poo poo is sickening e: i cant help but gag just thinking about it
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:09 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Any penis less than 2" thick is a crime, please kill ur famil so you like the thicker ones in yer butt?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:10 |
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what if someone's dick was like 10 inches flaccid, but then through some marvel of biology it didn't get longer when erect but kinda girthed up sideway so it just shrinks down to like a 2x2 square like a rubick cube
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:12 |
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I used to have a pic of my dick next to a ruler. Root to tip.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:12 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I know, I'm the 11+ inch cock in the OP. wow didnt know you were that short LOL
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:15 |
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Waltzing Along posted:so you like the thicker ones in yer butt? Senpai... *blushes*
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:15 |
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Stupid chan is gonna hold my hand
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:20 |
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CHECK YOUR COCK PRIVS
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:23 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:25 |
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So,e splicer poo poo
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:43 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Senpai... *blushes* dayum.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:44 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:47 |
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11 plus what, op? 11 plus what???
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:50 |
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this is the thread of prophecy foretold by the qncient soothsayers a thread so five that it is actually 6
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:53 |
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i love my big gay cock
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:55 |
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Idiot Syncratic posted:11 plus what, op? 11 plus what??? Chlamydia
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:56 |
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my penis is 10 inches but 8 of those are foreskin
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:16 |
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classic cock/pussy pic
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:23 |
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My cock is barbed to prevent withdrawal until the seed is planted
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:27 |
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my penis is 2 inches long but 10 inches in diameter. it looks like one of the doors from metroid
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:27 |
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I feel you OP. I have lived with an 11+ inch distended anus since childhood and it has always caused rifts between me and close family. But i have one question - how do you know that your dad has 5 1/2 inch?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:33 |
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Seeing "11+" that many times in a post starts to seem weird, and surreal. Never just 11. Or 12. Or "eleven and change". Always 11+. Like he's coining a new word. My elevenplus cock.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:44 |
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11 is way past the "oh cool nice dick man" threshold and into the "you should really get that looked at, have you considered surgery?" area. like when you're 7'2" tall and no one will date you because who wants to date someone that can't even walk through a door.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:58 |
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some women dont enjoy their cervix battered like a blocking sled but some do andd theyre the keepers
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:09 |
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I discourage pregnancy by sealing the cervix with my 11+ inch cock
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:59 |
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Have sex with your mom already
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 16:05 |
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my coxk has several 'break' points along its noodly length to allow for sharp turns and bends throughout the serpentine labyrinth of a woman's genitalia
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 16:10 |
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i remembered the post, OP.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 16:18 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I used to have a pic of my dick next to a ruler. Root to tip. You and like, every dude, dude.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 16:30 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I used to have a pic of my dick next to a ruler. Root to tip. is the prostte the root of the dick?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 16:33 |
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Necros posted:is the prostte the root of the dick? Is this what my husband means when he says he's going out with his friends to get his prostate fertilized?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 16:40 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Is this what my husband means when he says he's going out with his friends to get his prostate fertilized? I really hope he means something else. I like the mystery of that scenario in general.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 16:41 |
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Is that what that means? This is very unsettling.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 16:43 |
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Why is it you know the exact length of your dad's penis?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 17:55 |
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Nutsngum posted:Why is it you know the exact length of your dad's penis? so what
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 18:03 |
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Nutsngum posted:Why is it you know the exact length of your dad's penis? my dads dilz is a battered old hippy dick, when I came out of it I was like a king strutting down a dirty ally.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 18:09 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:25 |
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how come you haven't monetized your genetic superiority? like shouldn't you have some artificial horse balls implanted so you can breed the best race horses.
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