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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Any penis less than 2" thick is a crime, please kill ur famil

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
How small before it's a micropenis? 8"?

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
There's a lot of cock-shaming in this thread

just sayin

Filippo Corridoni
Jun 12, 2014

I'm the fuckin' man
You don't get it, do ya?
any goon with a long pencil dick cant join big dick crew, that poo poo is sickening

e: i cant help but gag just thinking about it

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Any penis less than 2" thick is a crime, please kill ur famil

so you like the thicker ones in yer butt?

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

what if someone's dick was like 10 inches flaccid, but then through some marvel of biology it didn't get longer when erect but kinda girthed up sideway so it just shrinks down to like a 2x2 square like a rubick cube

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I used to have a pic of my dick next to a ruler. Root to tip.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I know, I'm the 11+ inch cock in the OP.

wow didnt know you were that short LOL

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Waltzing Along posted:

so you like the thicker ones in yer butt?

Senpai... *blushes*

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Stupid chan is gonna hold my hand

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
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Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

So,e splicer poo poo

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Senpai... *blushes*

dayum.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

11 plus what, op? 11 plus what???

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
this is the thread of prophecy foretold by the qncient soothsayers a thread so five that it is actually 6

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
i love my big gay cock

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Idiot Syncratic posted:

11 plus what, op? 11 plus what???

Chlamydia

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

my penis is 10 inches but 8 of those are foreskin

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
classic cock/pussy pic

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
My cock is barbed to prevent withdrawal until the seed is planted

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



my penis is 2 inches long but 10 inches in diameter. it looks like one of the doors from metroid

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
I feel you OP. I have lived with an 11+ inch distended anus since childhood and it has always caused rifts between me and close family.


But i have one question - how do you know that your dad has 5 1/2 inch?

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Seeing "11+" that many times in a post starts to seem weird, and surreal. Never just 11. Or 12. Or "eleven and change". Always 11+. Like he's coining a new word. My elevenplus cock.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
11 is way past the "oh cool nice dick man" threshold and into the "you should really get that looked at, have you considered surgery?" area. like when you're 7'2" tall and no one will date you because who wants to date someone that can't even walk through a door.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

some women dont enjoy their cervix battered like a blocking sled but some do andd theyre the keepers

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I discourage pregnancy by sealing the cervix with my 11+ inch cock

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Have sex with your mom already

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
my coxk has several 'break' points along its noodly length to allow for sharp turns and bends throughout the serpentine labyrinth of a woman's genitalia

PenguinBob
Oct 12, 2000
i remembered the post, OP.

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I used to have a pic of my dick next to a ruler. Root to tip.

You and like, every dude, dude.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I used to have a pic of my dick next to a ruler. Root to tip.

is the prostte the root of the dick?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Necros posted:

is the prostte the root of the dick?

Is this what my husband means when he says he's going out with his friends to get his prostate fertilized?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Is this what my husband means when he says he's going out with his friends to get his prostate fertilized?

I really hope he means something else. I like the mystery of that scenario in general.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Is that what that means? This is very unsettling.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Why is it you know the exact length of your dad's penis?

Positronbob
Jul 5, 2007
Right through the pants

Nutsngum posted:

Why is it you know the exact length of your dad's penis?

so what

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Nutsngum posted:

Why is it you know the exact length of your dad's penis?

my dads dilz is a battered old hippy dick, when I came out of it I was like a king strutting down a dirty ally.

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
how come you haven't monetized your genetic superiority? like shouldn't you have some artificial horse balls implanted so you can breed the best race horses.

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