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hohum
Mar 17, 2010

umoms.


This poo poo defies logic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPZjmXdH8hg

Don't mosquitos need a warm climate to thrive? How do they survive in a place like the Arctic?

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



warm blood

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011
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This space guaranteed to be full of the stupidest shit you can imagine about history that I don't understand.
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PS: Time for a 39th Fojar, we can do better than this

apparently they are only active for a couple weeks in arctic climates before the cold murders them so they get loving busy in the time they have

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



whats that book where one of those strange characters gets mosquitos between their toes and the author says "THIS IS WHY THEY ARE CALLED MOS-QUIT-TOES"

Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

Deliciously Different

On All Occasions...
It's Good Taste!


im against them

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 10, 2004


what's that like a small, Mexican mosque?

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009


mosquitos are proof there is no god

hohum
Mar 17, 2010

umoms.


Because Malaria only kills poor people and god hates poor people.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

They must die. Seriously if this species was wiped out it would be good. Sadly bats wouldn't be able to eat them anymore, but I'm sure they could find something else.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

GOIN' MOG WILD HERE, KUPO!


When did they start biting through clothing? 'Cause seriously, I was wearing goddamn gardening gloves THIS IS BULLSHIT.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Mosquitos are annoying little assholes, but not nearly as bad as ticks. gently caress ticks forever. At least mosquitos have the common decency to fly off and lay eggs and poo poo after they suck your blood for a minute. Ticks are like, 'hey man? This poo poo's tasty, gonna hang out here for a few days and grow into a morbidly obese blood bag. S'cool righ?'

Edit: I mean look at these two bloody poo poo bags. The gooniest of arachnids. They don't even like each other.

Wild T fucked around with this message at Jul 29, 2014 around 10:54

Nation
May 8, 2003
Enjoy

flying bastards

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


global warming bithc

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Wild T posted:

Mosquitos are annoying little assholes, but not nearly as bad as ticks. gently caress ticks forever. At least mosquitos have the common decency to fly off and lay eggs and poo poo after they suck your blood for a minute. Ticks are like, 'hey man? This poo poo's tasty, gonna hang out here for a few days and grow into a morbidly obese blood bag. S'cool righ?'

Edit: I mean look at these two bloody poo poo bags. The gooniest of arachnids. They don't even like each other.

That's just the beginning! Lymes disease is a cruel fate.

Sure, all the mosquito diseases are no great shakes either, but that's more for... thirder worlds.

Ticks are sneaky as gently caress too. At least with mosquitoes you've got a fighting chance.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


babypolis posted:

mosquitos are proof there is no god

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



just in case, you know, someone is interested i suddenly remembered that it was puggles thanks 3 your time

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


they arent proof theres no satan though, hail satan (pbuh)

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



gently caress satin hail surt

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



satan is a pussy bitch pbuh means pussy bitch under hell

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



surtr means the black one or the swarthy one btw

edit: i looked it up on wikipedia just then

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



I love it when the trucks come by to gas the mosquitoes. I stand out by the side of the road & let the chemical cloud embrace me.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


lonesomedwarf posted:

satan is a pussy bitch pbuh means pussy bitch under hell

b*tch are u talkin sh*t about satan ill kick ur f*ckin rear end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


who da gently caress is surtr what is that some thor sh*t???? this aint a comnic book hoe THIS REAL LIFE

Mulefisk
Sep 24, 2007

I am angry.
ANGRY ABOUT CITIES


I'd be happy to give some of my blood, just don't give me a god drat disease. God drat rude insects.

"Give me your blood also gently caress YOU you now have a terminal illness! bzzzzzz"

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


babypolis posted:

mosquitos are proof there is no god

Actually if you look at the intricate design of the drat things and combine not only the digusting itching but also the world's most irritating noise ("god damnit i can hear it flying but i can't even see it") along side the diseases, you've actually got some awesome evidence for one hell of an evil sick twisted 4chan troll god

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



There is a God but He is on the side of the mosquitoes.

carrion kit
Mar 19, 2005

'lapse!


the scientist on radio lab said if we killed em all there would be no noticeable impact to the ecosystems. I believe him and think it's a good idea. genetically alter them to die like in the U.K and release them everywhere. genomic genocide

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004



carrion kit posted:

the scientist on radio lab said if we killed em all there would be no noticeable impact to the ecosystems. I believe him and think it's a good idea. genetically alter them to die like in the U.K and release them everywhere. genomic genocide

they're food for other creatures

carrion kit
Mar 19, 2005

'lapse!


Kumo posted:

they're food for other creatures

look it up you lil bitch squealer

Atma
Sep 16, 2002





Thanks, God.

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Atma posted:



Thanks, God.

You just gave me a transcendental experience

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004



carrion kit posted:

look it up you lil bitch squealer

not doubting your source, it's merely a fact - mosquitoes get eaten by other insects, bats, birds, etc. and affecting the food web at the lower levels can have deleterious effects - like the whole DDT thing or this poo poo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign

educated people are wrong all the time, like when your teachers told you you were special

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


skeeters dont like me very much, i think i have bad blood

Sixfools
Aug 27, 2005

Some times if we're losing I'll just sit in the spawn and get all Kritz'd out


Just take some benadryl, 300mg does wonders for the itching if you are a whiney babby.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Sixfools posted:

Just take some benadryl, 300mg does wonders for the itching if you are a whiney babby.

yeah benadryl is gonna totally help me out when i've got Chronic encephalomyelitis, which may be progressive, can involve cognitive impairment, weakness in the legs, awkward gait, facial palsy, bladder problems, vertigo, and back pain

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


Libelous Slander posted:

yeah benadryl is gonna totally help me out when i've got Chronic encephalomyelitis, which may be progressive, can involve cognitive impairment, weakness in the legs, awkward gait, facial palsy, bladder problems, vertigo, and back pain

look at this big whinny babbie

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


Libelous Slander posted:

yeah benadryl is gonna totally help me out when i've got Chronic encephalomyelitis, which may be progressive, can involve cognitive impairment, weakness in the legs, awkward gait, facial palsy, bladder problems, vertigo, and back pain

lather your broken body in lotion

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013



Why have we not committed genocide upon mosquitoes? They bring nothing but disease and itchy bites. Do we not have the technology to kill them all off or what?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


hey I'm just gonna orbit around your head while you try and sleep at night

*slap*

Ooohhhaa, ya got me pardner. At least this bloody stain on the wall will serve as my makeshift grave marker, so that all future mosquitoes will remember my brave sacrifice on this day

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


SunAndSpring posted:

Why have we not committed genocide upon mosquitoes? They bring nothing but disease and itchy bites. Do we not have the technology to kill them all off or what?

We've tried. They're tougher than the Viet Cong.

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