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This poo poo defies logic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPZjmXdH8hg Don't mosquitos need a warm climate to thrive? How do they survive in a place like the Arctic?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 08:13 |
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warm blood
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 08:16 |
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apparently they are only active for a couple weeks in arctic climates before the cold murders them so they get loving busy in the time they have
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 08:17 |
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whats that book where one of those strange characters gets mosquitos between their toes and the author says "THIS IS WHY THEY ARE CALLED MOS-QUIT-TOES"
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 08:17 |
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im against them
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 08:23 |
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what's that like a small, Mexican mosque?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 08:33 |
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mosquitos are proof there is no god
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 08:52 |
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Because Malaria only kills poor people and god hates poor people.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 08:53 |
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They must die. Seriously if this species was wiped out it would be good. Sadly bats wouldn't be able to eat them anymore, but I'm sure they could find something else.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 10:44 |
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When did they start biting through clothing? 'Cause seriously, I was wearing goddamn gardening gloves THIS IS BULLSHIT.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 10:49 |
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Mosquitos are annoying little assholes, but not nearly as bad as ticks. gently caress ticks forever. At least mosquitos have the common decency to fly off and lay eggs and poo poo after they suck your blood for a minute. Ticks are like, 'hey man? This poo poo's tasty, gonna hang out here for a few days and grow into a morbidly obese blood bag. S'cool righ?' Edit: I mean look at these two bloody poo poo bags. The gooniest of arachnids. They don't even like each other. Wild T fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Jul 29, 2014 |
# ? Jul 29, 2014 11:49 |
flying bastards
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 11:56 |
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global warming bithc
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 12:00 |
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Wild T posted:Mosquitos are annoying little assholes, but not nearly as bad as ticks. gently caress ticks forever. At least mosquitos have the common decency to fly off and lay eggs and poo poo after they suck your blood for a minute. Ticks are like, 'hey man? This poo poo's tasty, gonna hang out here for a few days and grow into a morbidly obese blood bag. S'cool righ?' That's just the beginning! Lymes disease is a cruel fate. Sure, all the mosquito diseases are no great shakes either, but that's more for... thirder worlds. Ticks are sneaky as gently caress too. At least with mosquitoes you've got a fighting chance.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 12:58 |
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babypolis posted:mosquitos are proof there is no god
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:28 |
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just in case, you know, someone is interested i suddenly remembered that it was puggles thanks 3 your time
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:28 |
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they arent proof theres no satan though, hail satan (pbuh)
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:29 |
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gently caress satin hail surt
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:30 |
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satan is a pussy bitch pbuh means pussy bitch under hell
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:31 |
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surtr means the black one or the swarthy one btw edit: i looked it up on wikipedia just then
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:32 |
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I love it when the trucks come by to gas the mosquitoes. I stand out by the side of the road & let the chemical cloud embrace me.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:09 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:satan is a pussy bitch pbuh means pussy bitch under hell b*tch are u talkin sh*t about satan ill kick ur f*ckin rear end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:23 |
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who da gently caress is surtr what is that some thor sh*t???? this aint a comnic book hoe THIS REAL LIFE
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:24 |
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I'd be happy to give some of my blood, just don't give me a god drat disease. God drat rude insects. "Give me your blood also gently caress YOU you now have a terminal illness! bzzzzzz"
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:32 |
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babypolis posted:mosquitos are proof there is no god Actually if you look at the intricate design of the drat things and combine not only the digusting itching but also the world's most irritating noise ("god damnit i can hear it flying but i can't even see it") along side the diseases, you've actually got some awesome evidence for one hell of an evil sick twisted 4chan troll god
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:38 |
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There is a God but He is on the side of the mosquitoes.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:39 |
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the scientist on radio lab said if we killed em all there would be no noticeable impact to the ecosystems. I believe him and think it's a good idea. genetically alter them to die like in the U.K and release them everywhere. genomic genocide
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:22 |
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carrion kit posted:the scientist on radio lab said if we killed em all there would be no noticeable impact to the ecosystems. I believe him and think it's a good idea. genetically alter them to die like in the U.K and release them everywhere. genomic genocide they're food for other creatures
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:24 |
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Kumo posted:they're food for other creatures look it up you lil bitch squealer
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:25 |
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Thanks, God.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:25 |
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Atma posted:
You just gave me a transcendental experience
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:28 |
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carrion kit posted:look it up you lil bitch squealer not doubting your source, it's merely a fact - mosquitoes get eaten by other insects, bats, birds, etc. and affecting the food web at the lower levels can have deleterious effects - like the whole DDT thing or this poo poo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign educated people are wrong all the time, like when your teachers told you you were special
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:36 |
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skeeters dont like me very much, i think i have bad blood
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:37 |
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Just take some benadryl, 300mg does wonders for the itching if you are a whiney babby.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:39 |
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Sixfools posted:Just take some benadryl, 300mg does wonders for the itching if you are a whiney babby. yeah benadryl is gonna totally help me out when i've got Chronic encephalomyelitis, which may be progressive, can involve cognitive impairment, weakness in the legs, awkward gait, facial palsy, bladder problems, vertigo, and back pain
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:43 |
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Libelous Slander posted:yeah benadryl is gonna totally help me out when i've got Chronic encephalomyelitis, which may be progressive, can involve cognitive impairment, weakness in the legs, awkward gait, facial palsy, bladder problems, vertigo, and back pain look at this big whinny babbie
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:44 |
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Libelous Slander posted:yeah benadryl is gonna totally help me out when i've got Chronic encephalomyelitis, which may be progressive, can involve cognitive impairment, weakness in the legs, awkward gait, facial palsy, bladder problems, vertigo, and back pain lather your broken body in lotion
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:45 |
Why have we not committed genocide upon mosquitoes? They bring nothing but disease and itchy bites. Do we not have the technology to kill them all off or what?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:48 |
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hey I'm just gonna orbit around your head while you try and sleep at night *slap* Ooohhhaa, ya got me pardner. At least this bloody stain on the wall will serve as my makeshift grave marker, so that all future mosquitoes will remember my brave sacrifice on this day
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:50 |
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SunAndSpring posted:Why have we not committed genocide upon mosquitoes? They bring nothing but disease and itchy bites. Do we not have the technology to kill them all off or what? We've tried. They're tougher than the Viet Cong.
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