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drilldo squirt


I'll take you to tgif and then we can catch the new Hercules movie.

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drilldo squirt


Later we will walk around a public park and smoke weed while talking about video games.

drilldo squirt


If all goes well I'll take you back to my place and I'll show you my cat and skyrim save.

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


Omeene

this honestly sounds better than the last two dates i was on.

call me.

drilldo squirt



This isn't true smeegle I have alot of friends!

drilldo squirt


After demonstrating some of the more romantic dragon roars I will call you a cab and go to bed. It will be ten pm.

drilldo squirt


In exactly one week I will text you the word whats up and wait for you to respond.

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.



drilldo squirt posted:

After demonstrating some of the more romantic dragon roars I will call you a cab and go to bed. It will be ten pm.

excuse me they're "shouts"

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

This sounds pretty perfect. I really want to see this cat, and no expectation of putting out.

Looke

S A D B O Y S

cool

Machai

Be the change you want to see in the *fart*

sorry, I have to wash my hair that day

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


Ok, but I reserve the right to play sudoku on my phone the entire time

CAT BRUSH

He's circlin' round my ankle
He's circlin' round my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Oh kitty won't you come inside



drilldo i will go on this date

drilldo squirt


ChairmanMeow posted:

This sounds pretty perfect. I really want to see this cat, and no expectation of putting out.

I may or may not make passive aggressive posts about you not putting out anyway.

drilldo squirt


Also I may downgrade the whatsup to a terse hey.

Glass Bottom Boat



would we be smoking your weed in the public park or do i have to bring my own

drilldo squirt


I'd prefer a mixed bowl.

Glass Bottom Boat



ill pass then

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
You're not gay enough for me.

Arnold of Soissons


drilldo squirt posted:

I'd prefer a mixed bowl.

if you arent planning on spoiling me this is p much going to be a waste of both of our time hombré

Putty


i can confirm that the cat has already been eaten

i am he


Are we going dutch on the Fridays?

Arnold of Soissons


i am he posted:

Are we going dutch on the Fridays?

if he wants halvsies on the bowl you think hes paying for your appies?

Awesome!

'nuff said.


Arnold of Soissons posted:

if he wants halvsies on the bowl you think hes paying for your appies?

really lettin me down here. he better not be expecting me to put out

warroar


Awesome! posted:

really lettin me down here. he better not be expecting me to put out

this has been established

i am he


Arnold of Soissons posted:

if he wants halvsies on the bowl you think hes paying for your appies?

I'll only go if we split the bill after playfully arguing over who gets to pay it, for around 10 seconds. Because it's the 21st century.

ulvir

I hunger for you

a copy of this thread should be stickied in E/N and linked to everyone someone posts a "how do I meet women???? how does dating work"

Classicist


byob loves to hate him... but what how will they react when they're asked to date him?? *cut to close up of horrified looking girl. spring sound effect plays* find out tonight on "Who wants to go on a date with the drillster"

Classicist


meet tonight's suitor, illegal carrot. illegal carrot is a 29 year old gay man from california who loves anime and marijuana. will he and drilldo hit it off? or will a nice evening out come to blows? *cut to close up of illegal carrot looking mad. sound effect of breaking glass plays*

i am he


Classicist posted:

byob loves to hate him... but what how will they react when they're asked to date him?? *cut to close up of horrified looking girl. spring sound effect plays* find out tonight on "Who wants to go on a date with the drillster"

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.



Classicist posted:

meet tonight's suitor, illegal carrot. illegal carrot is a 29 year old gay man from california who loves anime and marijuana. will he and drilldo hit it off? or will a nice evening out come to blows? *cut to close up of illegal carrot looking mad. sound effect of breaking glass plays*

on the edge of my seat right now

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

I wish all my dates were like this, all layed out from dinner to when and what the follow up text was. You would know if you should shave, bring money whatever. Change lives man.

Salmiakki



Classicist posted:

byob loves to hate him... but what how will they react when they're asked to date him?? *cut to close up of horrified looking girl. spring sound effect plays* find out tonight on "Who wants to go on a date with the drillster"


Classicist posted:

meet tonight's suitor, illegal carrot. illegal carrot is a 29 year old gay man from california who loves anime and marijuana. will he and drilldo hit it off? or will a nice evening out come to blows? *cut to close up of illegal carrot looking mad. sound effect of breaking glass plays*

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.



i ended up on a date like this once except it was anime pictures instead of games. kinda wish i had been warned

cruft


ChairmanMeow posted:

I wish all my dates were like this, all layed out from dinner to when and what the follow up text was. You would know if you should shave, bring money whatever. Change lives man.

Just a heads up, ladies: you should never shave for me. I don't give a crap.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


Arnold of Soissons posted:

if you arent planning on spoiling me this is p much going to be a waste of both of our time hombré

same. I need to be wooed.

Afro Doug

im real gay
I had a wonderful time on my date with drilldo squirt, I hope all of you do as well.

Security Drone


I would absolutely watch a TV show where every poster in BYOB goes on a date with drilldo, one episode per date.

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ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space

Dennis Rasmussen posted:

I would absolutely watch a TV show where every poster in BYOB goes on a date with drilldo, one episode per date.

I actually would also. I would be waiting all episode for everyone to do some catch phrase thing. "He would so say that"
would love the rose ceremony most, because of the fits people would have. I'm not excluded

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