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Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Post all British stuff here about why britain is cool or bad

it's okay to say stuff about what you think about britain here

don't be afraid

Britain is waiting for your opinions, internet wizards.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

Don't make me Ponder this pick, Ricky

thx for Elizabeth Hurley

Bitter Mushroom
Apr 8, 2012


britain is the greatest CUNTRY in the world

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

TY for no bm

Dubious posted:

thx for kelly brook

Daedra
Mar 13, 2002

Titans and Vols, bitch.


u wot m8

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010



sausages

FordPRefectLL
Dec 29, 2007
LL



scary sticks

Bitter Mushroom
Apr 8, 2012


this is the op, he is scared to walk england's mean streets

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005



shameless is the best documentary about life in Britain hth

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Bitter Mushroom posted:

this is the op, he is scared to walk england's mean streets



it's even scarier because my age isn't listed on that advert so i can't even get the insurance

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

AceClown posted:

shameless is the best documentary about life in Britain hth

"Shaneless" is the best documentary about life in Britain after The Pouges.

lexan
Apr 24, 2004

Someday I'll be a big producer on Broadway, and you'll be singin' your opera in the street with a tin cup in your hand!


Roit bloody well then mate.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW


pip pip cheerio park the lorry in the loo mate

Bloody Penguin
Apr 3, 2009

I was hoping to come up with an objection while banging on my desk, Your Honor. ...I didn't.

I'm in britain right now, and goddamnit do i hate the newspapers here! It's the worst yellow journalism i have ever seen. "Immigrants abusing welfare", "fat people costing the NHS money". It's always a mixture of rasism, sexism, classisim and downright hatred for other human beings.

Also the language sounds childish. Bum, tummy, tely etc. gently caress you

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


uk is only acceptable to brits because they never leave the island to see how 1st world countries look like

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Bloody Penguin posted:

I'm in britain right now, and goddamnit do i hate the newspapers here! It's the worst yellow journalism i have ever seen. "Immigrants abusing welfare", "fat people costing the NHS money". It's always a mixture of rasism, sexism, classisim and downright hatred for other human beings.

Also the language sounds childish. Bum, tummy, tely etc. gently caress you

Yeah you wanna avoid basically any paper except maybe the independent.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


soz m8

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010



dont read newspapers

e: in any country

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


do you guys really shorten "Jeremy" to "Jez"

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop


the only cool part of the UK iz their actors

everything else is garbage

WeLandedOnTheMoon!
Feb 1, 2009

Lowtax, I am sick of being mislabeled.
Fix your fucking frames please.


UK makes good television, but that's it. Literally the only good thing that they make. And pasties.

dao Jones
Jul 17, 2009


Fandyien posted:

do you guys really shorten "Jeremy" to "Jez"

Also thanks for Peep Show, that's a good show

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005



Zzulu posted:

the only cool part of the UK iz their actors

everything else is garbage

lol look at this dude who knows gently caress all about music

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

NO PAPER LEFT


my sister is living in the UK right now she said its depressing, and the selection and cost of goods makes her feel like she is behind the iron curtain.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


when you cross the channel from france to uk it's like you're entering garbage land, everything is dirty and trash is everywhere but brits probably think it's traditional or some poo poo

Mac Tonight
Mar 12, 2006

aw yeah tahts it man

biscuit, petrol, spanner, boot, lift

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005



Palpek posted:

garbage land,

we call it london

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

NO PAPER LEFT


Mac Tonight posted:

biscuit, petrol, spanner, boot, lift

god help you if you say i soiled my pants in a puddle, instead of trousers.

Mac Tonight
Mar 12, 2006

aw yeah tahts it man

dontcareaboutname posted:

god help you if you say i soiled my pants in a puddle, instead of trousers.

have to take the tube back to my flat and change

Guancho
Aug 22, 2010

Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!


i watched a documentary about britains most notorious gangster and he turns out he was gay. of course he was, you guys can't even get gangsters right

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

NO PAPER LEFT


real question you guys always say americans don't know what old means, so what do you count as old? is the queen old or just young till after she is buried for a couple hundred years?

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012


We British have like really really bad judgement, for example:

- The creation of Israel
- The creation of Northern Ireland
- The creation of Pakistan
- Overthrowing Iran's only ever moderate and democratic government
- Supporting and expanding the slave trade
- Fire bombing the city of Dresden into oblivion
- Peter Molyneux

And worst of all

- The creation of the US

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


dontcareaboutname posted:

my sister is living in the UK right now she said its depressing, and the selection and cost of goods makes her feel like she is behind the iron curtain.

Lol London?

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


dontcareaboutname posted:

real question you guys always say americans don't know what old means, so what do you count as old? is the queen old or just young till after she is buried for a couple hundred years?

Not sure what you mean tbh, never heard anyone say americans don't know what old means.

Except maaaybe in the context of like, how ridiculously young your country is

jiharlequinade
Jun 4, 2009



grimy little back alley of a country

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned
me about it.


dontcareaboutname posted:

real question you guys always say americans don't know what old means, so what do you count as old? is the queen old or just young till after she is buried for a couple hundred years?
it's what they say to americans because britain is younger than any of major european countries

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

NO PAPER LEFT



northern irland i think.

273423-X
Nov 3, 2008


Britain is the Japan of Europe - we're a large archipelago with a weird insular culture, we don't like to talk about the hosed up poo poo we did when we ruled an empire, we drink a lot of tea, we have a restrictive oppressive social structure, everyone is super passive aggressive and never say what they mean, the rest of the world is inexplicably obsessed with our lovely cultural exports

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Bolian Blues posted:

Britain is the Japan of Europe - we're a large archipelago with a weird insular culture, we don't like to talk about the hosed up poo poo we did when we ruled an empire, we drink a lot of tea, we have a restrictive oppressive social structure, everyone is super passive aggressive and never say what they mean, the rest of the world is inexplicably obsessed with our lovely cultural exports

Lol, you keep thinking that honey.

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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

TY for no bm

my favorite british export

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