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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

why would you eat other lettuces when arugula exists?


why would you eat mild cheddar cheese?


why the gently caress would you eat a chip that's not salt and vineagar?


why would you drink a beer that's not bitter?



why would you stop eating a bag of sour patch kids until your gums are literally hanging in shreds?



why would you drink a douchy white wine when cab sauv exists


scotch is good


I'm out

The only things I disagree on here are the sour patch kids, but only cause I don't really eat candy, and I contend that dill pickle and ketchup are also good bold chip flavours.

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