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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > bold flavour is the best flavour
 
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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

why would you eat other lettuces when arugula exists?


why would you eat mild cheddar cheese?


why the gently caress would you eat a chip that's not salt and vineagar?


why would you drink a beer that's not bitter?



why would you stop eating a bag of sour patch kids until your gums are literally hanging in shreds?



why would you drink a douchy white wine when cab sauv exists


scotch is good


I'm out

not too far off OP, a few minor corrections...

camembert is the best cheese

the best crisps are prawn cocktail

european imported lager is the best beer

a young fruity nz sauvignon blanc is the best wine

scotch is a bit much on its own but nice mixed with a diet coke

hth

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