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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Do you even comprehend how many Kinder Surprise eggs 45 euros can get you OP? It's this many. They should probably rename those after the Savile government backed pedo program. Kinder surprise indeed.
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SirDan3k posted:They should probably rename those after the Savile government backed pedo program. Do you not even comprehend the joy of Kinder Surprise eggs and that you do not have to just eat the chocolate but that you can also assemble/play with the little toy inside? At approx. 1 euro a pop that's 45 chocolate eggs, and 45 little toys. This one is a race car. 
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Jul 29, 2014 21:29
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If he ends up OD'd and dead in the park I bet you'll feel like a real shithead for not taking that money back by force. It's a no-win situation op. edit\\ guess this page is about chocolate and pedos. Pun will be forthcoming. Subliminal Sauce fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Jul 29, 2014 |
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Jul 29, 2014 21:30
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first off, move to america. You can legally kill and eat the homeless here for more than $8 in theft, and that man definitely robbed you like a little bitch. second, probably just let him keep it, you hosed up, lesson learned, pay attention before you hand random bums in the park your hard earned bucks.
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Jul 29, 2014 21:32
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he's going to expect more money now OP you can't make him ever go get stuff from the store again unless you give him exact change and if you do give him exact change it'll be really awkward
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Jul 29, 2014 21:51
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You know what's 45 Euro? A new video game. No, wait, actually a new video game is more than 45 Euro. Let the poor man keep his slightly used video game.
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Jul 29, 2014 22:08
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Dude you said it yourself do you not even listen to what comes outta yr mouth?Jesus Christ posted:For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always.
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Jul 29, 2014 22:12
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Greyhawk posted:You know what's 45 Euro? A new video game. No, wait, actually a new video game is more than 45 Euro. Let the poor man keep his slightly used video game.  http://www.amazon.de/Fr%C3%B6hle-Pe...3%B6%C3%9Ferung
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Jul 29, 2014 22:15
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Copley Depot posted:get over yourself and gently caress him already
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a hole-y ghost posted:hmm you know what else 45 euro will get you now you've gone and made the choice all difficult again
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Jul 29, 2014 22:17
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you should probably bring it up next time you see him jokingly ("i thought you asked if i wanted change for a 5, when I got home i realized...") so you dont have to pay for everything in the future because he thinks youre rich and he understands you value and need cash just like him if you re rich, gently caress you bitch op let him keep it and shut up die
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Jul 29, 2014 22:27
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OP write it off as a charity donation for the year. So when people try to pity you into poo poo say you've already done your charity for this year.
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Jul 29, 2014 22:34
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Live up to your screen name, OP. Next time you see him give him your best smile and say "be blessed my child". He is going to have hard times in the future because of Bart and he'll need your support.
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Jul 30, 2014 09:13
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OP is this your parachute account? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3651044
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Jul 30, 2014 09:14
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Live up to your screen name, OP.
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Jul 30, 2014 09:14
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1. Actually it doesn't sound gay unless you're like, checking out the male ducks or something in which case you need to start a new thread about that 2. Are you sure you're not caught in a wacky new Kenny Hotz TV show and it actually is Kenny Hotz living as a homeless person? because he's totally shameless and would definitely do a show like that 3. You could just be like "hey i totally was accidentally overly cool to a homeless person" and just kinda selfishly ride off that buzz and maybe tell hot babes about it
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Jul 30, 2014 09:46
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Lol @ drinking beer alone at the park Lol @ making a homeless man ur delivery boy Lol @ sending him to buy only 5 euros worth of alcohol, thats not enough to physic an ant
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Jul 30, 2014 15:11
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How about being all like whatever lol Best Regards, RG
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Jul 30, 2014 15:16
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Jesus Christ posted:I had mistaken the 5 euro note for a 50 euro note 'cause they're the same loving color I'd bet you don't even live in europe.
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Jul 30, 2014 15:30
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Next time you see him, tell him you a got a hot tip and The Hot Tip is getting a job that a pays, lol
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Jul 30, 2014 15:32
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The Human Crouton posted:Let him keep it. Accidental good deeds are nice. Pretty much this. Though I'm awkward and wouldn't really care about 45$ so I'd take that as a convenience tax
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Jul 30, 2014 15:37
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I think I might have been socially groomed to believe that all homeless people are either mentally ill or hosed up enough that up enough that they somehow ended up homeless in the first place. I mean, don't they have families, friends, ANYONE to help them out? This makes me unsympathetic to homeless, but that's probably just to try and absolve my guilt But like, NO SUPPORT network!? And where the gently caress are my taxes going if this even one homeless gently caress. Put them all in a huge house or something. Section 8 housing, Medicare, food stamps, unemployment, what happened!? I need an ex-homeless person to explain it all to me. How did you alienate your entire family (close or extended, especially if your close family all died in a house fire that claimed your identification and fingerprints) ziasquinn fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Jul 30, 2014 |
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Jul 30, 2014 15:48
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I think I might have been socially groomed to believe that all homeless people are either mentally ill or hosed up enough that up enough that they somehow ended up homeless in the first place. I mean, don't they have families, friends, ANYONE to help them out? this comes from your parents growing up when this was true, and probably even your grandparents too.
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Jul 30, 2014 15:58
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Our parents parents were the ones who had like 5-8 kids right, so then our parents had like 2, so now we'll have 4 or 1 or none thanks to inflation and hosed up poo poo
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Jul 30, 2014 16:00
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Effectronica posted:this comes from your parents growing up when this was true, and probably even your grandparents too. Lmao rip your av
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Jul 30, 2014 16:22
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I once accidentally helped a homeless person, I got so upset I had to post a thread about it.
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Jul 30, 2014 18:00
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yah I just got a 5 euro note in change and see that it's greyish, I don't know why I thought it was orange, I've been here for a loving year beer makes you dumb
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Jul 30, 2014 20:03
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Jesus Christ posted:yah I just got a 5 euro note in change and see that it's greyish, I don't know why I thought it was orange, I've been here for a loving year Or you are just full of poo poo. I am beginning to think that you aren't really Jesus Christ.
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John Kruk posted:Or you are just full of poo poo. I am beginning to think that you aren't really Jesus Christ. Duh, jesus would just have transformed water into beer, no need for hobo express.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I think I might have been socially groomed to believe that all homeless people are either mentally ill or hosed up enough that up enough that they somehow ended up homeless in the first place. I mean, don't they have families, friends, ANYONE to help them out? You almost always need an address to get a job or unemployment, and proof of job pay to rent a place (social housing can take years to get). It's not uncommon for people to deliberately exclude themselves from society, but it also happens that for whatever reason (usually no family/friends + getting fired + very poor money management) you find yourself stuck in a vicious circle where you are homeless and jobless. Shelters are also mostly closed in summer. And when you go into one you get scabies and are raped in your sleep. Homeless people aren't left to die on the street, but once you are homeless it's pretty hard to find a job again. SpaceGoatFarts fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Jul 31, 2014 |
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during college i had to take the train. a fat homeless dude would loiter there and try to make small talk. he mentioned how he lost his job and just needed a few bucks. i handed him a ten and he did the usual god bless you and all. then he looks over the bill and wonders if he can get any beer out of it. i'm just looking at him and thinking, man get a whopper or something. you're homeless. wow, euro bills are so colorful.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:37
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u hosed up lol, just be glad it was 45 euros it wouldnt even be funny to tell you to ask a homeless guy for money
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Jul 31, 2014 15:46
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It's just Monopoly money OP. Who cares? Now, if this were 50$ US, I'd beat him up and take my money back.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:48
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Action Tortoise posted:wow, euro bills are so colorful. fabulously colorful as a gay flag. Also they don't say that stupid 'in god we trust' poo poo, while the Bible specifically says you can't serve both mammon and god.
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Yah actually a 5 euro note is greyish and I have no loving idea why I thought otherwise while I was there or while I was writing this. Nevertheless, I helped out a dude and that's pretty cool. [edit] redshirt posted:It's just Monopoly money OP. Who cares? $50 USD is 37.35 euros btw Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jul 31, 2014 |
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Jul 31, 2014 17:39
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you live in a relatively civilized part of europe. you'll be fine being broke for a week or whatever.
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Jesus Christ, I knew this thread would be awful before I clicked on it but I did it anyways, so what does that say about me as a person?
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You're probably gonna have 50 Euros again in the new future, I sincerely doubt that guy is going to see anything like that in awhile again. Let him have his day bru.
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