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Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
This poo poo is slower than Healthcare.gov

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Goatse spotted.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

I was having a crap day before this.

God bless you all.

FuzzySkinner fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Jul 30, 2014

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Not gonna lie. "Truth Boner" had me in stitches. Which one of you fucks is "Truth Boner"? Because stop making me cry laughing seeing "Truth boner" seriously reported on the the news.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Django Rechained just posted Goatse.cx

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

InterFaced posted:

I don't know for sure but I'm guessing its not consensual.

Oh, you loving dick. I'm trying to stop laughing. Knock it off being funny. My wife thinks I'm losing my mind on the back porch.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

BiggerBoat posted:

Not gonna lie. "Truth Boner" had me in stitches. Which one of you fucks is "Truth Boner"? Because stop making me cry laughing seeing "Truth boner" seriously reported on the the news.

I dont know what "mediate.com" is but it sure as gently caress isn't the news

This site loads so slow its not even fun to browse. I guess they were never expecting a user base larger than a prayer circle

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

I'm in as Willy Hohen, an old man who's fallen on hard times and just wants his country back and supports are troops, but can't go home because of SOCIALIST USURPERS.

Interests: uniforms, artillery, dreadnoughts, chopping trees, hunting, defeating socialists, fighting Russians and the French, and thwarting Perfidious Albion.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Django Rechained just posted Goatse.cx

The only comment was "Oh my god!". I'm not looking to see if its a troll account. I'm going to choose to believe some poor midwestern housewife just got goatse'd for the first time.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Mercury_Storm posted:

Some actual Reagan quotes here:

That's all you gotta do to troll this site. gently caress goatse. Just roll in as a true Reaganite and post things he said, did and advocated.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
i'd like to thank weedlord bonerhitler for accepting my friend request :)

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

i created a very important poll, please answer

http://reaganbook.com/poll/27/in-a-three-way-battle-of-death-who-wins-allah-goku-or-ronald-reagan/

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
you should have made the fourth option "goku docking with allah"

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Here's a summary of Nicolas Cage vs Benny Johnson for those not paying attention to the shoutbox:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4A46OQkklA

And D&D said reading the comments on any political blog was a bad idea.:allears:

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
in d+d we'd all be banned for messing with them, even though its funny

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

quote:

Gay Atheist: I'm looking SO forward to meeting lots of like-minded people on here!!

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
You gotta be kidding me

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

This is making me laugh more than it has any right to. Just seeing the word "Allah" I'm sure makes them very, very angry.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Ahahahaha whoooaaa

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer
I like the Forums

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/hbfksL2.png:nws:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
Whichever one of you is Ann Coulter has the best picture.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

SedanChair posted:

Ahahahaha whoooaaa



Somebody find the Ollie North "Schoolhouse Rock" spoof from "American Dad."

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Filippo Corridoni posted:

Holy hell there are more trolls than people

let's go to trollgotha

Axetrain posted:

Is this by the same people as TPC? The layout is exactly the same.

IIRC they used a pre-made template called "facebookish" so odds are this one uses that or something similar.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This afternoon it began with 37 users now we are at 528

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
lol stop poking me you faggots

Dirt
May 26, 2003

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This afternoon it began with 37 users now we are at 528

I'm convinced at least 525 of them are goons.

I'm not sure if have encountered any non trolls.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Goons still aren't over Reagan, continue to obsess over dead guy and secretly want to blow him

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

King of Internet posted:

Goons still aren't over Reagan, continue to obsess over dead guy and secretly want to blow him

you figured it out!

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

No way this site lasts longer than a week:



Also, in as:

False GadsdenFlag

and

PrayAway TheGay

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

King of Internet posted:

Goons still aren't over Reagan, continue to obsess over dead guy and secretly want to blow him

Umn no dude, I'm soo over Reagan. Ayn Rand tho... I kinda want to dig her up and have my way with her bones.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I can't believe there seems to be zero moderation on the site, porn just stays up and no one gets banned

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Jesus. Goatse and Gay Porn don't phase me but I don't know wtf I just saw. lol.
I thought I was desensitized. :(

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Thank you reaganbook. I didn't know helicopter dick could be a real thing. And I'm not talking remote controlled helicopter dick drones.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Was it the cock with a dogs head as the urethra?

That was a bit strange I guess

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
The site is barely loading for me; so I missed that and that sounds like a good thing

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

swampland posted:

I can't believe there seems to be zero moderation on the site, porn just stays up and no one gets banned

Unlike liberals, conservatives are truly tolerant.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
It's slow

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I think you guys broke it

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Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I guess I'll have to be the one to post interracial porn. You have to take baby steps with these people.

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