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Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

There's no way these people don't literally masturbate to Reagan. Each and every single one of them.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 20:21

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Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Somebody please start calling each and every genuine member of that site a racist. Nothing drives conservatives up the wall more than being called a racist.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 22:34

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Awesome Welles posted:

i created a very important poll, please answer

http://reaganbook.com/poll/27/in-a-three-way-battle-of-death-who-wins-allah-goku-or-ronald-reagan/

This is making me laugh more than it has any right to. Just seeing the word "Allah" I'm sure makes them very, very angry.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 00:48

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Whichever one of you is Ann Coulter has the best picture.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 00:50

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

SedanChair posted:

Ahahahaha whoooaaa

Somebody find the Ollie North "Schoolhouse Rock" spoof from "American Dad."

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 00:51

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Okay, now that I'm home and not on a work computer I'm in as Rachel Maddow.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 02:53

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

I wish that really was Rachel Maddow.

She is my muse; I am merely her vessel.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 04:04

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

I am not a book posted:

The problem here is that we're too good at this by now. GBS and D&D have been hardened by long hours on Conservapedia, Freep, Stormfront, and TPC. The second we got a scent of potential comedy, the shitposting brigade rolled through, destroying everything in our path.

Yeah, but don't act like we're not having a hell of a time doing it. :keke:

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 04:31

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Sputter sputter sputter... :ghost:

(no it's not dead, but it's not well)

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 05:17

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Eh, I wonder how much fun we could milk out of this in the long-term. I think it might just be funnier to completely torch it all at once, as we have been doing.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 05:21

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

BuckarooBanzai posted:

Too late. There's not a chance in hell any of the three actual non-troll accounts will ever look at it again.

Right, that's what I'm saying, though - I think we went about this the right way. :angel:

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 05:29

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

PostNouveau posted:

Is that even her? She's friends with some obvious troll names.

Nope, read some of her previous posts.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 06:15

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

skaboomizzy posted:

guys here's an idea

what if we reach a peace agreement with them where we settle in about 90% of their site and let them have, I dunno, "forums" all to themselves. But we get to monitor that and if any of them try to post on our "settled territory", we carpet-bomb them with gay scat porn

that seems pretty fair

I think it only works if the gay scat porn is the permanent background for a lot of their forums. "Settled" backgrounds, if you will.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 07:13

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

I woke up this morning worried that I would log on and find that our little adventure here had ended somehow - that conservatives had surged onto the site and reclaimed it, or that they had banned us all, or something equally lame. But the second I went to the ReaganBook front page, I knew how Francis Scott Key must have felt two hundred years ago.

"And the Goatse's red glare,
Nancy Reagan's pubic hair,
Gave proof through the night
That our fags were still there..." :patriot:

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 16:58

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

duffmensch posted:

Is Mike Meric one of ours or is he one of the few actual users of the site?

I think he's one of ours, just playing a deeper game.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 17:46

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Do you think conservatives would get angry if they saw the picture lastnight of a bunch of college dudes ejaculating on the confederate flag?

Probably. Someone should post it again. I would but I'm at work.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 18:53

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

I was Rachel Maddow. I had fun, and I might continue doing something like it depending on what comes next.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 22:03

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Shithouse Dave posted:

I was Selaty sr (autocorrect wants Selaty to be sleazy) but I got bored very quickly from the glacial pace of doing poo poo. Thanks to jr for doing a better job than I did.

Oh good on you dude! For a little while in there I couldn't tell if you were a goon or the real deal.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 22:06

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

PostNouveau posted:

I had a Nat Turner account, but I'm just not creative enough to do anything good with it.

I also had a Buck Chester account where I would just follow around a poster named Buck Chester, who I initially suspected was a real poster, and proclaimed my homosexuality.

So the other Buck Chester wasn't real? I was pretty sure he was a goon, buuuuut...

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 22:08

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

sluggo is mad posted:

reminder: today is president putin appreciation day, i tried to rsvp but the site lagged out. are their any hotdogs left?

AS IS MY EVENT. SUBMIT, AND PRESENT YOUR ANUSES. :getin:

sluggo is mad posted:

someone should have been "the catholic church" or "the german bishop" and been in a complicated relationship with you

Prescott Bush.

Majorian fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jul 30, 2014

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 22:19

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

A Keg posted:

This guy was cool

lol

Boy, I figured life after "Miami Vice" was rough for Don Johnson, but that's just depressing.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 05:22

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Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Axetrain posted:

Here are the last of my pics from the TPC saga.

TO BE FAIR, Madison was probably a Deist who just didn't write about religion all that much, not an atheist. :eng101:

Still, good stuff.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 08:44

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