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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The fact that Ronald Reagan is still dead brings a smile to my face every morning while I drink my orange juice.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
You know I didn't notice it during his presidency, probably because I was 5 years old but I think Reagan had Alzheimer's his entire term. Go watch any clip of Reagan. Anything. He looks like a confused old gently caress.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

memento mori posted:

The trolls will easily outnumber the real users. Most posts will consist of various trolls trying to stay in character while they try to out-satyr each other.

The sad thing is nobody will be able to tell who is who. This is the real reason I hate conservatives. I can't tell if its a joke or not.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
pffffft, like reagan would be able to figure out this webzone.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The proper term is euthanizing. Its so sad and dumb its time to put it down, much like Reagan.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Awesome Welles posted:

"Dick Trickle
For all of you libtard plants trying to take over these newly hallowed interet grounds "we begin bombing in 5 minutes"...

So take cover!"

hahahaha

Why does everything have to be some dumb violence related analogy with these people? Oh wait I already know, impotence. :smug:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

duffmensch posted:

Time for John Galt to make an appearance

Who is John Galt?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

So I know there's a communist dating site but I don't have a communist facebook so sorry cowboy hat I have to poo poo on yours.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Its also remarkably Bad. I'm trying to upload my profile picture of Eugene Debs and its not working. :mad:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

BuckarooBanzai posted:

I like how they didn't bother to change the page title. "Social Networking Community" indeed.

edit:

Hello William Tecumseh Sherman,

Thanks for joining our community!

Kind Regards,
Site Name

If "Southern BBQ" isn't one of your likes I'll be very disappointed.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

skaboomizzy posted:

We are all hateful maniacs gibbering past each other into the void

Death is certain, Chaos Reigns, ect...

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Fried Chicken posted:

I'm laughing my rear end off at "Chazwomp Hogswallow"

"Supply Side Jesus" is also pretty great.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

SnoochtotheNooch posted:

It's running sooooo slow. What are you nerds doing to it?

I don't know for sure but I'm guessing its not consensual.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Every single one of you making GBS threads up this horrible website is doing God's work.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Dirt posted:

Here is my contribution to this site:



Would post this but the site is too slow and stupid.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
You Maniacs! You blew it up!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Django Rechained just posted Goatse.cx

The only comment was "Oh my god!". I'm not looking to see if its a troll account. I'm going to choose to believe some poor midwestern housewife just got goatse'd for the first time.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

King of Internet posted:

Goons still aren't over Reagan, continue to obsess over dead guy and secretly want to blow him

Umn no dude, I'm soo over Reagan. Ayn Rand tho... I kinda want to dig her up and have my way with her bones.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Thank you reaganbook. I didn't know helicopter dick could be a real thing. And I'm not talking remote controlled helicopter dick drones.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

The American Dream posted:

Margaret Thatcher killin me right now

Rambling Robot posted:

she makes me feel like a welsh miner.

lol

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Rambling Robot posted:




THE SITE IS DEADER THAN REAGAN.

No, now its just a site about gay TV.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm so glad Adolf Hitler and Bigger Blacker Hitler found each other on reaganbook.com

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
But the obamareagan illustration sign up landing page led me to believe that this site was free from censorship. :smith:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Sure there are other Hitlers on reaganbook, but you'll always be the original Hitler to me, man.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I hope some Reagan Democrats get goatse'd too. I loving hate Reagan Democrats.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

duffmensch posted:

Is Mike Meric one of ours or is he one of the few actual users of the site?

If he is one of ours he's got game.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
There are so many penises on reagan's chosen social networking site. I can't look anywhere without seeing dicks.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm not even sure what I'm seeing now. I think it might be a prolapsed butthole.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The fact that reaganbook allows animated gifs makes it better than facebook despite any other shortcomings.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Alobar posted:

Trust, but verify (email addresses).

Seriously they should just ban all emails except AOL addresses. 99.8% of the target audience uses an AOL address.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I hadn't jumped in on the gay porn parade yet... was planning on making John Gulp account to get in on that. :smith:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

SeraphSlaughter posted:

I was just posting nonsense as Dig Bick. no real aim, and I'm no deep cover troll either.

Honestly, I prefer the direct approach with awful conservative poo poo sites like this. Subtle trolling can not be distinguished from these awful people's poo poo opinions. Shock and awe posts from accounts like Hitler, Satan, Big Dick, Supply Side Jesus, Bigger Blacker Hitler are the way to go IMO.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Sir Tonk posted:

But do they support the Conservative Web Browser?

http://conservativewebbrowser.conservative-americans.com/

:patriot:


This will always be the best one.

I kind of want to twist the head off every bald eagle. I usually like animals.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Sir Tonk posted:

I dunno, what was Obama doing yesterday?

haha god drat

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Ok I think I've decided to keep trolling even if it means verifying my email :effort:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
This whole reaganbook thing is just priceless because they went with the "Our site is unsensored" :smug: high horse on the join page. Now they're going to have to sensor the gently caress out of it if they want to have for real racist conservative smalltalk.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm thinking I might go in as H.P. Lovecraft. Old school conservative who loves space monsters and hates the Irish. I'll have to wait awhile before introducing them to my cat, friend of the family-man.

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