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The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

The Russian Princess





The real reason Israel wants to close the tunnels.

The Risk fucked around with this message at Jul 30, 2014 around 01:06

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I've always thought his name sounds like a furry handle.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

godspeed israel

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

School's in session!
...



there is no god but Allah and Mohammad is His prophet

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


Hope the tunnel collapses.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007

Phanto sees all. Phanto knows all. All glory to Phanto.

THS posted:

there is no god but Allah and Mohammad is His prophet

Like Wolf knows who those guys are


RIP Wolf, died in the Hummus Terror Tunnel

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



Adventure Pigeon posted:

godspeed israel



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_9N1ldPtQ8

(i really hope he is never seen again)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

School's in session!
...



wolf blitzer has found al capones vault in the tunnels under gaza stay tuned for a live special tonight on cnn

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



Mariana Horchata posted:

(i really hope he is never seen again)

Wolf Blitzer emerges as the new leader of Hamas, while still behaving in typical wolf blitzer fashion


"our ambush earlier today defeated an entire armored column "

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Nathilus posted:

I've always thought his name sounds like a furry handle.

its actually a furry sex position involving a wolf-kin with a serious premature ejaculation problem

273423-X
Nov 3, 2008


they are so poor, and so muslim

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011


I can't think of anyone who deserves to have a tunnel collapse on them more than Wolf Blitzer.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

its actually a furry sex position involving a wolf-kin with a serious premature ejaculation problem

It can also be read noun verb in that same way and thus mean "person who blitzes wolves"

Kelfeftaf posted:

I can't think of anyone who deserves to have a tunnel collapse on them more than Wolf Blitzer.

Easy, Dick Cheney. He'd prolly just use his sith powers to get out tho.

evilpicard
Sep 11, 2006
I REPORT POSTS FROM FOUR YEARS AGO

when i get lonely i just imagine wolf blitzer holding anderson cooper

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

wait shouldnt the title be "an Hamas Tunnel"?

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

The Russian Princess

Maybe Wolf Blitzer is the secret weapon of Israel.

He should report about Malaysia Airlines from the tunnel.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out


guys we have a thread for this stuff already

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


we reinvented the analdawg. again.


THS posted:

wolf blitzer has found al capones vault in the tunnels under gaza stay tuned for a live special tonight on cnn

how surprised i would be if it was full of sand

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


so wolf blitzer is stupid rgith? i've never watched him so i'm curious why

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010


A Wolf in shiekh's clothes.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

School's in session!
...



Fandyien posted:

so wolf blitzer is stupid rgith? i've never watched him so i'm curious why

he the bad blinkered man. man with the beard. he dumb, the tabula rosa of cablenews. he bad and dumb

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

BEST IN THE WORLD


she got some weird rear end teeth

bluewedge
Sep 17, 2006


insh'allah rapid kike death

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

damn dirty ape


if i was Wolf Blitzer i'd be filling in a palestinian tunnel every night of ramadan

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

The Russian Princess

THS posted:

he the bad blinkered man. man with the beard. he dumb, the tabula rosa of cablenews. he bad and dumb

He also has the gift to talk for hours over the same topic.

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009



wolf blitzer a literal nazi furry

VikingSkull
Jul 23, 2008

BEHOLD THE SCOURGE OF ICE RACK


Geraldo still has him topped, he goaded the IDF into shooting at him once

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


Why does Wolf Blitzer still have a job

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011
------------->
This space guaranteed to be full of the stupidest shit you can imagine about history that I don't understand.
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PS: Time for a 39th Fojar, we can do better than this

hamas goes into wolf blitzers tunnel

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

The Russian Princess

Excelzior posted:

Why does Wolf Blitzer still have a job

Because he knows how to dougie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgS5qZaMVbk#t=130s

evilpicard
Sep 11, 2006
I REPORT POSTS FROM FOUR YEARS AGO

the wolfman

wolfse

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007

Eleven thousand dead birds
fly towards nothing because
they are dead
and cannot fly

i would trade 1200 gazans for one dead blitzer.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

School's in session!
...



if blitzer died in gaza can you imagine the tortuously written obituaries, the tributes on tv. imagine being the video editor who has to compile all of that terrible footage into a retrospective on wolf blitzer's life

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

School's in session!
...



america's greatest, most beloved cable news journalist, taken from us too soon

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012



You Gaza be kidding me?!

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007

Eleven thousand dead birds
fly towards nothing because
they are dead
and cannot fly

THS posted:

if blitzer died in gaza can you imagine the tortuously written obituaries, the tributes on tv. imagine being the video editor who has to compile all of that terrible footage into a retrospective on wolf blitzer's life
but only on cnn though

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH

ethanol posted:

but only on cnn though

I sure the Daily Show writers would be in mourning for a long, long time.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING


Drug smugglers could learn a thing or two from Hamas.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007

Eleven thousand dead birds
fly towards nothing because
they are dead
and cannot fly

Jailbrekr posted:

Drug smugglers could learn a thing or two from Hamas.

I cant tell you how many times my Mexican tunnel has collapsed on my wolf

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



will.i.am reporting live via hologram from the terror tunnels

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