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WhenInRome

now i'm not saying that i'm the coolest person here, but you have to consider the facts


this girl in goonroom



has a lot to say about life, the universe, and fingering dead corpses

[12:34 AM] cinni: i hate how a lot places are pay sites now to view gore though
[1:10 AM] cinni: does anyone know good nonpaying nonregistering sites for gore?

[1:09 AM] cinni: after working in mortuary and putting my finger up a 90 year old womans vagina
[1:09 AM] cinni: it was kind of eh

[1:05 AM] cinni: like this one chick was very picky about how her knotted tights hung her
[1:05 AM] cinni: and re-fell repeatedly
[1:06 AM] cinni: and then their face fills with blood for a sec and then goes pale
[1:06 AM] cinni: once they die

http://pastebin.com/G7TZzQK2 the full log, post yr favs here

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cinni posted:

Cally
21 year old female from South San Francisco, CA
AIM: stolenprayer333

I love bad jokes, Agatha Christie, anything death related, discussing weird paraphilias, and generally bullshitting around.

Not big on politics, the economy, or anime, but I am a good listener. Feel free to drop a line!

WhenInRome fucked around with this message at Jul 30, 2014 around 01:14

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pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



so is goonroom not just byob?

i am he


pig slut lisa posted:

so is goonroom not just byob?

no, its bad, and weird

Noblesse Obliged

damn dirty ape

im so loving angry i missed out on that conversation

FluffieDuckie


Noblesse Obliged posted:

im so loving angry i missed out on that conversation

it's right there

Bureaus Watts


*chants* hellyob hellyob hellyob

Mike Maddux

ass, gas, or grass

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0#post363413849

cinni posted:

Cally
21 year old female from South San Francisco, CA
AIM: stolenprayer333

I love bad jokes, Agatha Christie, anything death related, discussing weird paraphilias, and generally bullshitting around.

Not big on politics, the economy, or anime, but I am a good listener. Feel free to drop a line!

Noblesse Obliged

damn dirty ape

FluffieDuckie posted:

it's right there

aint no way im reading all that in one big page

i need it tricking in slow so i can keep up

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



i guess that explains why it sucked the one time i went in there

Mike Maddux

ass, gas, or grass

loving lol

vapoursquid

still living on

i had a good time in goonroom!

Mike Maddux

ass, gas, or grass

this is the official helldump embassy in byob

Afro Doug

im real gay
i don't want to look at schlubby people, thanks

i am he


helldumping is highly illegal

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


A Real Gem, OP! A Real Gem!

Bureaus Watts


i am he posted:

helldumping is highly illegal

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

A REAL HUMAN BEAN

AND A REAL

HERO

H-H-H-HERO

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot



And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, for the Group Ws. Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly-looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!

And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"

And I said, "Helldumping." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a thread in BYOB."

And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sergeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said....

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

pig slut lisa posted:

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, for the Group Ws. Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly-looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!

And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"

And I said, "Helldumping." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a thread in BYOB."

And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sergeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said....

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


pig slut lisa posted:

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, for the Group Ws. Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly-looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!

And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"

And I said, "Helldumping." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a thread in BYOB."

And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sergeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said....

Glass Bottom Boat



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so all of you are creepy and weird, not just that one guy, good to know

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