I am drunk on BOXED WINE tonight.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

newsflash: ordered a pizza

jesus man slow down

# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:41

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# ? May 7, 2024 07:16

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are you prepared from the special kind of hanover that only comes from copious amounts of wine, op?

# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

om nom nom posted:

are you prepared from the special kind of hanover that only comes from copious amounts of wine, op?

i'm not sure. actually, no i'm not!

# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:08

Damp Star Baby: Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

so what type of old guy drunk stuff are getting up to GSJG?

# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Damp Star Baby posted:

so what type of old guy drunk stuff are getting up to GSJG?

drawing terrible drawings, listening to terrible music and falling asleep a bit. :downs:

# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:49

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

i'm not sure. actually, no i'm not!

ive had some nights with calro rossi burgundy. its p close to the best cost/abv ratio you can buy, but boy did my head hurt in the morning. how was the pizza?

# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

om nom nom posted:

ive had some nights with calro rossi burgundy. its p close to the best cost/abv ratio you can buy, but boy did my head hurt in the morning. how was the pizza?

this is white ine, wich i feel gives me fewer headaches. and the pizza is still inside me...somewhere

# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:50

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

this is white ine, wich i feel gives me fewer headaches. and the pizza is still inside me...somewhere

pro move

# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:56

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i posted a king herod track for you godspeed john glen in the jesus christ superstar thread do listen to it and when i say that listen to the one at the most recent post

# ? Jul 30, 2014 06:30

Aurora-Capitah: by XyloJW

Sorry but I win, sent this email to my girlfriend not two minutes ago

At 5:42am
Pssst I drank a carton of goon which is like, 22 standard drinks so I've now got the confidence to tell you (in a sexy voice) about my DEEP DARK SECRET DESIRE. I want to pee on you, and probably while you're down there, in your mouth too, you don't have to swallow, but probably best to unless you want it in your eyes instead! Also poop.

E: also I didn't eat any pizza because I'm not a fat gently caress or stupid enough to waste money on greasy cheese bread

R

E2: but alas I am sad for I don't have a cool avatar even though I've had like, four accounts at this damned site.

Fe3: in Australia the kookaburras are beginning to sing, you only hear that when you've been up drinking too long

Final edit: 4L

Aurora-Capitah fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jul 30, 2014

# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:43

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

5 liters in the box! holy gently caress

yep

# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Oh yeah. I actually made this thread, didn't I.

anyhow, the wine and pizza gave me nasty heartburn, but I survived the night. Thanks, goons.

Except for that one dude who wants to pee and poop on his girlfriend

# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:47

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

5.3 bottles of wine for the price of 2 bottles AND it fits in the fridge p good

# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:50

TED BUNNDY: SO HUNGRY

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Oh yeah. I actually made this thread, didn't I.

anyhow, the wine and pizza gave me nasty heartburn, but I survived the night. Thanks, goons.

Except for that one dude who wants to pee and poop on his girlfriend

lol

# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:51

Aurora-Capitah: by XyloJW

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Oh yeah. I actually made this thread, didn't I.

anyhow, the wine and pizza gave me nasty heartburn, but I survived the night. Thanks, goons.

Except for that one dude who wants to pee and poop on his girlfriend

Feeling pretty persecuted right now

# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:53

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Aurora-Capitah posted:

Feeling pretty fursecuted right now

# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:57

Aurora-Capitah: by XyloJW

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Hey that's not what I said!

# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Aurora-Capitah posted:

Fart fart poop. I am ugly and fat.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:03

Aurora-Capitah: by XyloJW

Noooo!

# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:08

alnilam

Aurora-Capitah posted:

alnilam is the best poster around here, he is way better than me

# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:14

alnilam

Here is a wine drinking tip or really any drinking tip or general dehydration tip incl if you have cholera or sth:

1 L water
1 tbsp (I usually use a lil less) of sugar
1/2 tsp of salt: preferably a roughly 1:1 mix of NaCl and KCl, i just pour both right into the 1/2 tsp together. if you don't have KCl then just NaCl is fine
a squirt of lemon or lime juice (opt)

KCl is sold as "salt substitute" so keep a little thinger of that around your house

mix these things together and you've got gatorade without all the corn syrup poo poo, this is what hospitals often use and also what the WHO tells you to make if you don't have access to medical care and your child is dying of cholera, it's seriously good stuff
you can also use it to rehydrate while drinking lovely red wine, best the night before but you can also drink it the next morning when you are hung over

# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:19

Aurora-Capitah: by XyloJW

alnilam posted:

Here is a wine drinking tip or really any drinking tip or general dehydration tip incl if you have cholera or sth:
Just drink more alcohol.

I'm a stupid gay baby.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:22

alnilam

^^^ lol it's true i did say that irl while typing my other message

# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:29

Aurora-Capitah: by XyloJW

alnilam posted:

^^^ lol it's true i did say that irl while typing my other message

I think this is going to turn into a beautiful friendship.
All aboard the friend ship.

I'm a fat ugly dork lol

# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:33

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

bunch of fags itt

nothign wrong with that, just gotta say it.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 01:39

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Angry Fish posted:

bunch of fags itt

nothign wrong with that, just gotta say it.

arent you in this thread, too

# ? Jul 31, 2014 01:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

This is always the risk we all take posting in BYOB, my friend

# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:01

alnilam

GSGJ i have news i think you will like

Tonight I will get drunk on BOXED WINE and then either finish xcom or play kerbal space program for the first time

# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:03

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# ? May 7, 2024 07:16

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

alnilam posted:

GSGJ i have news i think you will like

Tonight I will get drunk on BOXED WINE and then either finish xcom or play kerbal space program for the first time

This sounds like an incredible night, and I heartily approve. Good luck!

# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:04

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