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SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Bondage posted:

Nice story, but not true. This is much more accurate:

Zimmerman thought "hey I better follow this suspicious looking person while I call the police"

Then, Zimmerman lost sight of him and thought, "Welp, guess I better go home"

Trayvon thought, as he hid in some bushes, "Hey this mexican dude is going to rape me I loving hate faggots so I'm gonna beat the poo poo outta him"

Then Trayvon jumped on Zimmerman and Zimmerman shot Trayvon

Fin.

Yep, but people can't post about how OUTRAGED they are with this version!

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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

DMX adds, "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up."

DMX says, "Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d**k out and piss on him ... right in his muthaf**kin face."

He adds, "Zimmerman is a piece of s**t and that’s what he needs to drink."

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Zimmerman's going to shoot DMX in the boxing ring and successfully plead self defense.

~No Limit Zimmerman~

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Puppy Galaxy posted:

DMX adds, "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up."

DMX says, "Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d**k out and piss on him ... right in his muthaf**kin face."

He adds, "Zimmerman is a piece of s**t and that’s what he needs to drink."

X (not) gon give it to him

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
This high school teacher discovered one weird trick to flim flam racist vigilantes. Zim Zams hate her!

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

I sincerely wish that DMX would piss in George Zimmerman's mouth

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

Puppy Galaxy posted:

I sincerely wish that DMX would piss in George Zimmerman's mouth

he said, stroking his half-chub

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Twee as gently caress posted:

he said, stroking his half-chub

this could be added to any of my posts

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Twee as gently caress posted:

he said, stroking his half-chub

i'd have more than a half-chub if you killed yourself

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Twee as gently caress posted:

he said, stroking his half-chub

what i mean is, the thought of you killing yourself gives me a huge erection

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SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013


Someone stop this mad man

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