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Gaffle

sWAg


personally I would like to be the sound effects guy for comic books.
all i'd have to do is make up stuff like WHUMP! and SPER-KLAAAAAANG! it doesn't even have to match up to how anything would sound in real life.

anyways what silly thing do you wish you could do for a living

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Gross Dude

Gross Dude

I would be a dream planner, getting all the actors in place and the scripts aligned for when each person goes to bed at night. If I don't like someone they're gonna get a werewolf dream. Spooky

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I have my dream job and it's a pain in the rear end, op

thepiratebae.se



i always wanted to be an astronaut and go to space

Dubsy



being skilled enough to make money and have recognition thru painting fine art tbh

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The Green Calx posted:

i always wanted to be an astronaut and go to space


Dubsy posted:

being skilled enough to make money and have recognition thru painting fine art tbh

same

Gaffle

sWAg


Gross Dude posted:

I would be a dream planner, getting all the actors in place and the scripts aligned for when each person goes to bed at night. If I don't like someone they're gonna get a werewolf dream. Spooky

whoa that's pretty cool, it reminds me of the matrix or inception or something

Dubsy posted:

being skilled enough to make money and have recognition thru painting fine art tbh

same but with music

Hick Magnet



writing letters for people like JP in Her

Hick Magnet



Mail Clerk like Harvey Pekar

precision

It's pornography. The product of a diseased mind!


byob fluffer

Hick Magnet



Overnight Security Guy who nods at everyone who walks in the building while watching TV shows on an ipad

Hick Magnet



Data Entry

Hick Magnet



The best job I ever had was transcribing subtitles for Reality TV

Gaffle

sWAg


Funnypost Collabo posted:

Overnight Security Guy who nods at everyone who walks in the building while watching TV shows on an ipad


precision posted:

byob fluffer

these ones sound nice and chill.

Hick Magnet



Guy who just stands on the deck of a cruise ship and yells if we're going to hit something

Omeene


I always wanted to be a teacher or a professor because I lack ambition and like watching people learn, but that is boring.

For a silly dream job, I always wanted to be a musician.

Pizzatime



I've got a sense of deja vu

deadmau5

Hick Magnet



I actually just got one of my many dreamjobs but my dreamjobs aren't glamorous, they're just lazy and pay well

Hick Magnet



I'm getting $15/hour to basically sit on my computer at home, read a sentence and then click an appropriate button over and over for 40-60 hours a week.

A Bad King



My dream job would be to read books and edit said books. I would prefer to read nonfiction books from academics who know how to write with a good narrator's voice and proper punctuation.

That way, I can learn about the world while educating the educated about the proper use of "they're," "their" and "there."

Guillermus




bug tester at i'd be lonely but that doesn't affect my productivity

alnilam




My dream job is probably either a pop science / science journalism writer (could still happen!), being the next Bill Nye and having kids about svience in fun and approachable ways (could still happen!) , or an arborist. But most other arborists are macho dudes who love trucks and cutting stuff and they're nice and all but they don't love trees as much as i do, so arborist only if i could work with the more hippie arborists i guess.

A Bad King



alnilam posted:

My dream job is probably either a pop science / science journalism writer (could still happen!), being the next Bill Nye and having kids about svience in fun and approachable ways (could still happen!) , or an arborist. But most other arborists are macho dudes who love trucks and cutting stuff and they're nice and all but they don't love trees as much as i do, so arborist only if i could work with the more hippie arborists i guess.

you want to be a hippie arborist?

the trees respect masculinity, not love.

alnilam




Angry Fish posted:

you want to be a hippie arborist?

the trees respect masculinity, not love.

Idgaf what the tree respects ima cut it

alnilam




And then hug it

pig slut lisa

irl is good



professional bellyscratcher for dogs

Dubsy



Guillermus posted:

bug tester at i'd be lonely but that doesn't affect my productivity

SERIOUSLY lonely

weird



last night i dreamt that i could fly, allowing me to avoid traffic and deliver pizzas before they got cold, saving the company millions

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space


I would like to speak every language fluently including slang, and be like the best translator ever.

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Gaffle

sWAg


apt gangbang posted:

last night i dreamt that i could fly, allowing me to avoid traffic and deliver pizzas before they got cold, saving the company millions

How very heroic! You are an inspiration to us all

I had a dream the other night where I was an eBook reader and thought that would be p sweet.

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