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Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


I just bought fresh eggs and I don't know if I should put them in the fridge ? My roommate says it should go in a cold place but I've always stored them near my stove (he's a loving idiot if that helps) (I am also a loving idiot)

I need help goons seriously please donate to my cause

I spent all this money on eggs and I don't know how to take care of my investment

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Harald
Jul 9, 2009

LINKIN PARK

freeze dem eggs

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


stick them in your rear end. and in your roommates rear end. just put them in asses. pretend you are hens and plot them out when you want to eat them.

naem
May 29, 2011



Um fridge? So they don't rot? They're not viable living embryos like those found in the bird nests outside the jungle village you are apparently from

uG
Apr 23, 2003



how much money are you droppin on eggs op?

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009


wow op, just wow

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

how cheap are you that you want to freeze eggs op? They are only like 2 buck a dozen.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013

Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?


Find a clay pot and fill it with mineral oil. Then drop your eggs in it, seal it all up with putty and bury it in your backyard. They'll stay fresh for a day.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009


Refrigerator.

Bananaquiter
Aug 20, 2008

Ron's not here.

Eggs are in a refrigerated case at the store, that means you put them in the fridge.

naem
May 29, 2011



I have such find childhood memories of grandma pulling a frozen raw egg from the freezer for us to suck on

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

The skin that drips down
Off the tree
Or peels back slowly
From your knee
Erupts into your lung
and heart
You laugh and laughing,
Fall apart


i think you should store them directly inside your rectum op

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005
Back from the dead

look at this scrub who doesnt drink 12 raw eggs a day

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


op please check on your roommate

Three Cookies
Apr 9, 2010



remove the shell if you freeze them

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


kil you'reself with the egg

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!


No, boil them in a big vat of virgin boy pee and sell them to the Chinese.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Secks Cauldron posted:

No, boil them in a big vat of virgin boy pee and sell them to the Chinese.

Good aphrodisiac

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

When only the very best Goat will do


Swallow them whole and only regurgitate them when needed.

naem
May 29, 2011



Jimbob! Jehoshaphat! The Clampet clan is comin' over fer dinner! Go get some eggs from the freezer and some pythons from the woodpile, fire up the sump-pump we're havin' a fricasee!

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


you have to keep them suspended in 2-3 inches of warm water and flip them every 12 or so hours.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

seriously boil them in water then put them in cold water to make them hard boiled. Hard boiled eggs rule

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!


Waltzing Along posted:

Good aphrodisiac
Plus they're good for circulation and general aches and pains!

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005
not racist

were they in a freezer when u bought them?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Fallows posted:

were they in a freezer when u bought them?

no. have you ever bought eggs from a freezer?

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


mushmout freeze the eggs

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


no u idiot put the in the fridge and eat them when you want eggs but cook them first or shove them all in mac and cheese if you're an idiot sperg

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



It doesn't matter what you store them in as long as it has a lock on it just in case they hatch over night. You do not want them getting out while you're asleep.

ShaunO
Jan 29, 2006



A lot of fridges have an egg tray compartment hth

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



store them next to ur icy heart ...

Afro Doug
Aug 10, 2007

im real gay

You know how making sun tea is really good in the summer? Well the same thing goes for eggs

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield


it does not matter the journey, as long as the destination is smash mouth's mouth

naem
May 29, 2011



This thread is making me nervous someone is at home messing with my eggs...

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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naem posted:

This thread is making me nervous someone is at home messing with my eggs...

i have an app on my phone that allows me to access the security cameras supervising my eggs whenever i'm out at dinner for business, doing sex to the whore, or just hanging out with friend!!!

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



I never have to worry about someone messing with my eggs because I take them with me wherever I go. If they were to escape while I was out, the subsequent murders would weigh on me. They are my eggs I must protect them, must protect the world from them.

naem
May 29, 2011



It's like I know I put my eggs in the fridge but what if Simenon placed them somewhere inappropriate and I just dot know? It's possible ANYTHIGS POSSIBL=E

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

When only the very best Goat will do


Trixie Hardcore posted:

I never have to worry about someone messing with my eggs because I take them with me wherever I go. If they were to escape while I was out, the subsequent murders would weigh on me. They are my eggs I must protect them, must protect the world from them.

Inseminate!
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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Trixie Hardcore posted:

I never have to worry about someone messing with my eggs because I take them with me wherever I go. If they were to escape while I was out, the subsequent murders would weigh on me. They are my eggs I must protect them, must protect the world from them.

many other women freeze their eggs and lock them deep in medical facilities then sell then to unsuspecting white people

bring down the white race with your eggs, trixie

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Mar 11, 2009

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implant the eggs of others into your wife/girlfriend while she's asleep, have the child paternity tested, then break up with them for cheating on you

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



I cannot do those things, it is not yet the time of the eggs.

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