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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Grandicap posted:

Why am I a horny old man? And what are my stats?

You are a horny old man because of your avatar.

I will pm you your stats when I am able.

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Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
oh hey there is a thread

this is keane and i last year when we hit the town during the halloween



this is the only picture that we took

~ no one can defeat the power of friendship ~

(he is on the right, of course)

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Dhaes posted:

oh hey there is a thread

this is keane and i last year when we hit the town during the halloween



this is the only picture that we took

~ no one can defeat the power of friendship ~

(he is on the right, of course)

I will confirm this is us.

Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
that is bromore in the elton john costume btw, he flew out from kangaroo land to hang out with us because we are all ~ such good friends ~

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Friendship is the strongest force on earth. For example, I could lift Dhaes up with my power of friendship and throw him at Ernest, thus defeating both him AND gravity.

Very powerful indeed.

Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
that is true

i have gained a lot of weight since that picture so that helps to crush

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

Friendship is the strongest force on earth. For example, I could lift Dhaes up with my power of friendship and throw him at Ernest, thus defeating both him AND gravity.

Very powerful indeed.

keane ... you need to stop thinking of every sport as dodgeball

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ernie. posted:

keane ... you need to stop thinking of every sport as dodgeball

I don't, you silly man Ernest.

I also play softball.

AND WRASSLIN'

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

Friendship is the strongest force on earth.


CCKeane posted:

I could lift Dhaes up with my power of friendship

dhaes is a fat, fat man confirmed

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

I don't, you silly man Ernest.

I also play softball.

AND WRASSLIN'

too bad there isn't room for friendship in wrestling

dhaes will backstab you for 15 seconds of affection from the crowd

:chef:

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

You will never tear us apart, Ernest.

The reason you don't understand this is because you are evil and we are good.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003

I'm chaotic neutral.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i am chaotic good

Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
we stick together more than peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth

evil is for dumb dudes

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Greetings, Landerig.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Dhaes posted:

we stick together more than peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth

evil is for dumb dudes

We stick together like super glue on more super glue, but stickier.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
dnd alignment actually sucks

death to the alignment system

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
well dnd sucks too
death to dnd and pathfinder

hooray 13th age

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

mr.capps posted:

well dnd sucks too
death to dnd and pathfinder

hooray 13th age

Just play GURPS.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
gurps is nice if you if you want a catch all system, its a nice jack of all trades

but there are a lot better systems out there

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

mr.capps posted:

gurps is nice if you if you want a catch all system, its a nice jack of all trades

but there are a lot better systems out there

I like GURPS because I like ridiculous math.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
death to math and dice

card based and token based systems are the future

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

mr.capps posted:

death to math and dice

card based and token based systems are the future

How about cards, tokens, and dice? I just blew your mind, didn't I?

Also, math is great. All glory to math.

Also also, I'm Lawful Neutral. I only want to see clean, fair matches!

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i am a chaotic fart

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Uranus eats babies. Well not eats, but he does sew them up instead his lover's (who is also his mother, because Uranus is THE ORIGINAL MOTHERFUCKER) uterus.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
I have the next weeks show done in the simulator and will be writing it up to post next wednesday.

In the mean time have some tidbits



I gave him a verbal warning .... this time



God wrestlers are so bitchy fine I gave BHB a push to the Midcard



Who could this mystery person be? Find out in two weeks time!

Hint it's an actual real wrestling personality from the real world.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

KhyrosFinalCut posted:

:hfive:

That's my girl, Poison! Show them how we do in the sparkling clean south!
:sun:

Content I'm probably the physically tallest of the women, but really only average in muscle mass. As such, I have decided that the Polite Discourse is a flying lariat.

Edit When I inevitably go heel, it becomes a leg lariat, Impolite Language.

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Jul 31, 2014

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Typical Diqnol.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


I'm gonna win.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

I want to fight!!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Did I already post the card for next week?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I don't think so!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Official card for GF Turbo TV Wednesday August 6th 2014


tearshed vs capnandy
dhd vs sandwolf
Asiina vs meds cure betrayers
Busb vs yuming
The fart foundation vs drunk and disorderly
Super friends vs super evil friends
Mills vs winvirus
Merk vs kumba
Team lurk vs happy sunshine gang
Hal vs Lumpen in the main event

What a jam packed exciting show!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
rip hal

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

quote:

Power 65%

Safety 70%
Consistency 75%
Charisma 75%
Looks 70%
Superstar Quality 70%

Toughness 85%
Resilience 70%
Menace 70%

Looks like I'm not a stellar wrestler, but I'm a pretty loving great Professional Wrestler.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

JakeP posted:

rip hal

Look at this non-believer

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Hal my man, you know I detest violence, but that said rip lumpen's head off and poo poo down it.

Hal the future of CPE (Capitalist Pig Entertainment) depends on you.

You have my support, my friend.

*hands Hal a flower*

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Poison Mushroom posted:

Looks like I'm not a stellar wrestler, but I'm a pretty loving great Professional Wrestler.

Not for much longer :smug:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Rarity posted:

Not for much longer :smug:
Oh, it's on, darlin'.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Poison Mushroom posted:

Oh, it's on, darlin'.

I'm a sexy nurse and I will heal your wounds with the power of my fist!

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