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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Live in front of 10,527 fans here at American Airlines Arena in Miami Florida ittttttssssss

GoonFights Turbo TV!

Dark Match: Ixtlilton defeats DBD after a great match. (Rating B)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Here we are again Cpig! For another exciting edition of Goonfights Turbo TV!

And what an exciting show it is VF!

Yes indeed, we have all of the semi finals tonight! This Sunday at Scummerslam all the titles will be decided! Tonight's show is Jam Packed! Let's get started.

Tearshed comes out first, this time yelling at his caddy as he makes his way to the ring. According to tearshed, the caddy had the nerve to sneeze at an inopportune time, causing tearshed to be thrown off an important swing.
Sandwolf comes out, bobbing his head, but this time, the entire crowd has sandwolf-like masks, bobbing their heads as well. Several suffocate due to the immense weight from the masks.
The match begins and sandwolf immediately hits three armdrags to start things off, firing up the crowd. He whips tearshed off, tearshed reverses, but sandwolf catches the arm of tearshed on the rebound, whipping tearshed into the ropes, bypasses him to give tearshed even more momentum, and then dropkicks tearshed, sending tearshed tumbling out into the floor. Tearshed throws a hissy fit and blames his caddy for his misfortunes thus far in the match. As tearshed is berating his caddy, sandwolf goes for a dive, but tearshed moves out of the way and sandwolf hits the caddy instead. Sandwolf starts apologizing to the caddy, and as he does so, tearshed sneaks up behind him and starts ramming sandwolf’s head into the outside post. Tearshed then throws a dazed sandwolf into the ring, whips him off, and hits the Into the Rough for the win.

(1v1 Match - Rating C +)

A video plays hyping up the semi final match between YPM and Mills.
(Hype video - Rating A)

Pander dances down to the ring with the help of some lovely Indian women, and proceeds to sing a seven minute song and dance number about the dangers of cooking while drunk. The audience politely claps after this dazzling performance.
Xopods comes down, carried by a team of small children. The children clearly are struggling to keep the giant red man up, and several are crushed by Xopods litter. Xopods gets out of his litter and tells them all that they are going to be on the naughty list and that they are just the worst kids. The arena is now filled with the sounds of crying children.
Pander doesn’t take this act of malice sitting down, and decides to take matters his own hands as he rushes the giant man and takes him down with a double leg takedown and rains left and rights down upon him. Pander gloats to the crowd after the beatdown, and then goes to pick up Xopods only to be eye raked by the big man. Xopods gives pander a chop block and a few stomps for good measure, then goes over to his bag of tricks to get a loaded Russian doll. Xopods goes to hit Pander, but Pander ducks and hits a flying forearm on Xopods. Pander rallies the fans behind him and starts tuning up the orchestra for the Bollywood Dance Number. He goes for it, but xopods ducks it, and comes up with a running neckbreaker on the Bollywood Star. Xopod goes back in to his sack to get another devious present, but Pander is too quick and throws Xopods into the sack! Xopods, helpless and blind, gets hit with the Bollywood Dance Number and is pinned for the 1 2 3.
(1v1 Match - Rating B- Xopods and Pander have great chemistry)

Another video plays hyping up the semi final match with Hal and Merk.
(Hype Video - Rating A*)

The Camera pans to backstage where Anime gently caress Pillow and Byers are having a drinking contest.
They have a bottle of whiskey in between them and several empty beer bottles on the ground, there is also an empty bottle of tequila. They appear to be very drunk.
Windshipper stumbles by with BHB and they look at the pair and scowl.
"Ayyy, whysh yoo takin our booze! Fuckers!"
BHB pulls windshipper away as it looks like he is about to attack the two engaged in the contest.
(Backstage Angle - Rating C+)

Rarity walks out to the ring accompanied by Asiina and they both do nurse like things , but in a sexy way.
Upon entering the ring they pull the "Bend over and cough" manouver they are so famous for and the crowd is booing, but some of the crowd who are creepy fat goons are drooling instead of booing and holding up signs saying things like "Marry me Rarity" and "I love you Asiina, why won't you return my calls!?"

Then the casual banjo music begins to play and Poison Mushroom walks to the stage accompanied by her manager KFC the southern gentleman.
Before she gets in the ring Poison Mushroom exclaims "I DO declare! That I will win this wrestling bout."

The bell rings and the match is under way.

Poison Mushroom begins with a series of rights and lefts , rarity fights back with equal fervor matching every blow the PM lands.

Eventually PM misses a beat and Rarity takes the advantage scooping up PM and slamming her down to the mat.

Rarity goes on the offense and lands several vicious stomps to PM's head.

KFC jumps up on the ring apron and begins shouting the ref starts to yell at KFC to get off the ring while Rarity goes for the pin, But the ref is distracted trying to get KFC off the apron. KFC apologizes profusely as the ref notices that PM is pinned and begins to count.
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kick out

PM rolls out of the ring to regain her footing but Rarity isn't going to let that happen!

She runs full speed and does a suicide dive through the ropes but PM manages to duck and Rarity goes into the steel guardrail on the outside!

PM capitalizes and smashes her head into the guradrail a few times and shoves her back in the ring.

PM quickly slides in after and goes for the pin.

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2

3

wait? Where's the ref?

Oh my god!

Meinberg the ref is distracted by Asiina outside if the ring as she flirts with him and he isn't paying attention!

KFC runs over to where the ref is and angrily shouts "God DAMMIT Meinberg!" and points to the womn inside the ring, meinberg , noticing the pin gets in and counts but rarity kicks out after not even a full 1 count.

KFC then apologizes for using the lords name in vain.

Rarity is still groggy from those head shots though and PM uses that as an opportunity to try to hit the Polite discourse! SHE HITS IT OH MAH GAWD!

PM has Rarity pinned , Asiina Jumps up to the apron and starts trying to distract meinberg again but KFC isn't having it, He also jumps up on the ring and Meinberg begins focusing on KFC trying to get him off the ring apron but Asiina slips back out of the ring and goes around to the other side of the ring and uses a chair to smack PM over the head! She drags rarity onto PM making a pin! KFC gets off the ring to run over to where Asiina is and the ref notices the cover!
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3!

Rarity moves on in the tournament!

The sexy nurses celebrate all the way back up the ramp as KFC tends to PM.

The crowd holds up their "God Damnit meinberg!" signs.

(1v1 Match - Rating C - KFC did a great job at ringside)

A video is played hyping the Womens mafia championship tournament
(Hype Video - Rating B)
Yuming and Asiina are already in the ring.

The two battle lock up and struggle to gain control, but eventually Yuming gets the upper hand and takes control. She is extremely proficient in chain wrestling, flowing from one hold to another without letting Asiina ever reverse. Eventually, while in a headlock, Asiina pulls Yuming’s hair, getting her to the ropes. As soon as the ref starts the count, Yuming lets go of the hold, and the two stare each other down in the middle of the ring once more. They go to lock up again, but this time Asiina gives yuming a kick to the gut before the actual lock up, and puts yuming into a headlock of her own. Yuming easily gets to the ropes, and the ref starts the count. The ref gets to four, and Asiina immediately starts berating the ref for a supposed fast count. Suddenly, a voice fills the arena:
~~~~Ruuuuuudddde~~~~~
Asiina turns around to see yuming outraged over the meanness that Asiina just committed. Seeing rage in yuming’s eyes, Asiina turns to run but its already too late. Yuming tackles Asiina and starts raining down lefts and rights, screaming bloody murder about how the official is doing his job and Asiina should be nice and also Asiina should take pride in herself and stop running around in skimpy nurse uniforms.
Asiina eventually pushes Yuming off, but yuming is right back on the attack, whipping Asiina off and giving her clotheslines and back elbows and dropkicks until Asiina just can’t stand anymore. Asiina slowly rolls out of the ring and on to the apron to give herself some breathing room, but yuming comes to get her. Asiina, however, manages to get off a top rope hotshot, sending yuming’s neck into the rope and flying back into the ref!
With the ref down, Rarity comes running down. Asiina looks hopeful at her tag team partner, sensing possible salvation. Asiina uses rarity to help herself up and points to yuming, telling Rarity to attack yuming, but rarity instead hits the Lynchproof Doctor Assassin on Asiina and leaves the ring! Yuming comes to, wakes up the ref, and pins Asiina for the win.

Rarity stands at the top of the entrance ramp and drinks in the crowds boos and smiles.

(1v1 Match - Rating C+ - Asiina's Face Turn was a complete success! The crowd's mood is boosted.)

Instead of music, Anime gently caress Pillow comes down the ramp with simply a mic in his hand,clearly still drunk from the drinking contest.
“You know, the white people may have taken my land unfairly, but at least they did something with their lives! Unlike you morons who, you know, do not do…things! Yeah! Sure you may have jobs that allowed you to pay for a ticket here, but you didn’t, ya know…steal land.”
The crowd was relieved that Anime gently caress Pillow was off his game and wasn’t able to shame them too badly.
Grandicap comes out to old timey porn music. He makes sure to only hi five the perky young girls in the audience, giving them suggestive winks as he passes.
The match gets underway, with AFP immediately proclaiming that Grandicap forgot to change his adult diaper before the match, but unfortunately, AFP stumbled on his words and said that Grandicap was looking quite dapper. This accidental compliment gave Grandi the confidence he needed, and Grandi quickly took control of the match, whipping AFP off and giving him three hip tosses. AFP complained that the hip tosses sucked and didn’t even hurt, so Grandi gave him another three just to be safe. Finally, AFP took another tactic and bailed, causing Grandi to give chase. AFP, being younger and faster than Grandi, was able to slide in the ring and cut Grandi off.
After about a minute of stomps and punches from AFP, Grandi started to get his bearings. He hits AFP in the midsection, bringing him down, followed by a kneeling DDT.
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AFP kicks out.
Grandi points to his trunks to indicate The Grope, and goes to grab AFP’s head, but AFP breaks out of it and gives Grandi a brainbuster!
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Grandi kicks out
AFP whips Grandi into the corner and runs at him to give Grandi a clothesline, but Grandi counters with a big boot. Grandi flies over AFP for a sunset flip
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Doesn’t even get that far as AFP rolls through it to give Grandi a kick to the face. Grandi goes down, and AFP turns him over into a crossface. The hold itself isn’t applied very well, but it does give AFP unfettered access to his opponent’s ear. Whatever AFP said to Grandi must have resonated with him, because Grandi taps, crying and wanting to call his grandkids.

(1v1 match - Rating A - AFP was off his game tonight - AFP and Grandicap have great chemistry)

EccoRaven and Tao Jones are at ringside for the next bout as guest commentators

Chili and Fry come out in business suits holding briefcases. The Million dollar theme plays as the walk to the ring blatantly plagarizing popular wrestlers from other organizations past.

Kloaked and Spoonsy then make thier way to the ring while a screen shows yakuza themed imagery.
Japanese members of the audience feel slightly uncomfortable, unsure whether or not it is racist.

Ecco blabbers on at ringside about how this whole match was his great idea and that he handpicked these two great teams to fight in goonfights and personally signed them both.

The bell rings and Chili is in starting against spoonsy.

The two lock up and Chili pulls spoonsy into a side headlock, spoonsy drops and grabs onto chili breaking the hold and reversing it into an armbar.

Chili rolls and smashes spoonsy with an elbow and then tags in Fry.

Fry leaps onto the top rope and hits spoonsy with a missle drop kick.

100 years of attitude is the ref and Ecco takes this time to get into the ring and tells him to get back into the locker room, HE is going to finish out this match as the ref! 100 years shrugs and goes to the back.

Fry continues his offense and hits spoonsy with a standing drop kick, he gets up and hits a leg drop and goes for the pin!
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FAST COUNT BY ECCO! Lynch Inc win the match and move on to the final match for the tag team championships! Ecco wanted this all along and Kloaked looks confused and gets in the ring to confront Ecco but Tao Jones gets in the ring and bashes kloaked over the head with the bell!

The four men continue their beatdown on the yakuza and roll them out of the ring.

Ecco and her team of company men celebrate in the ring!

(2v2 match - Rating C+ - Lynch Inc. was added to the stable "The company men")

To the delight of the fans, The Fart Foundation cuts off their “music”. Unfortunately for the fans, its to cut a promo.
“Man, Team Lurk is going to be a cinch today, isn’t that right Harold?”
“Yeah man, we’re the best!”
“That’s right buddy, you said it, they are going down to the might of the Fart Foundation. We beat D&D using our superior intelligence, and we’ll beat you the same way.”
“Yeah they suck”
“Now hold on Harold, I wouldn’t go that far, Team Lurk is a pretty good team, it is just that we are better. In fact, we are so much better than Team Lurk, that the only thing easier than this match will be your guys’ mom!”
Shucky looks around, as if he expected something to happen.
“I said, the only thing easier than this match is your guys’ mom!”
Again, nothing.
“Look, I insulted your mother, aren’t you going to attack us, maybe get disqualified?”
“Like I disqualified your mother last night!”
Still, nothing.
Both men looked physically sick at this point.
“Look, someone, anyone, your mother, she’s easy.”
Harold drops to the floor and starts convulsing.
“No, but, guys, but”
Shucky drops as well, not able to cope with being ignored with his insults.
A few minutes pass, and the timekeeper and bell ringer eventually step into the ring, only to take off their masks to reveal bowmore and 50 lbs! Both have headphones in, however, and were evidently not able to hear their stinging insults.
The two shrug and pin The Fart Foundation.

(2v2 match - Rating A)

Super Evil friends are already in the ring talking trash about jakeP and making fun of his mental disorder.

Capps Kids detective agency music begins to play and JakeP and Capps ride in on a giant animatronic Shark.

The two teams begin to brawl as soon as they hit the ring and Capps agency gets the upper hand!
JakeP grabs ernie. and throws him from the ring, quickly following and continuing the beatdown in the ringside area. Mr. capps and TT are left in the ring as the legal men and the ref rings the bell. JakeP and ernie. are continuing to beat each other outside of the ring, this is CHAOS!

Capps hits TT with a hurricanrana and follows up with several quick jabs.
TT blocks on of the strikes and lands a hard right followed up with a kick to the gut which bends capps over. TT grabs him and lands a brainbuster. The ref is trying to pay attention to the beatdown jakep is giving ernie. outside the ring as well as the action in ring and doesnt notice TT pull out Super Evil Friends famous brass knuckles and go to the top rope.

TT flys off the top rope and lands a vicious flying punch with the knucks! He removes them and throws them outside the ring before the ref can notice!
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Super Evil Friends cheat to win again!

JakeP on the outside finds the brass knuckles and puts them on.

"YOU HURT MY UNCA CAPPS!"

He then assaults TT before he can savor the victory and beats him bloody!

Capps has to pull JakeP off and guide him away from the ring!

(2v2 Match - Rating A - JakeP looked really good out there tonight)

YPM's Music plays and he walks out to the ring slowly intent on the coming match. His gears whirr as he gets into the ring.

Kanyes west music plays and Mills comes out with a microphone.

"Yo, YPM, Im'a let you finish don't worry dawg, Listen here all you STUPID IDIOT fans. You all aint allowed to call me Mills no more."

the crowd chants MILLS MILLS MILLS

"I said shut up! You can all call me Meezus now because I am your one and only savior!"

the crowd continues chanting MILLS MILLS MILLS intermixed with various insults and boos

Mills looks annoyed and drops the mic heading to the ring.

The bell rings and YPM starts it off with an eye rake followed by some vicious chops, he whips mills to the corner and follows closely with a splash. He grabs mills and jumps off the corner with a sliced bread! YPM is on FIRE!(not literally)

YPM goes in for the pin, wait whats this? Mills kicks out and is going for something in the corner, it's a bunch of coins? What the heck is that for?!

YPM pulls up mills and mills is putting coins in YPM's coin slot!!! He's trying to bribe him with coins!!!!!!

Uh oh, I don't think that was the right slot! YPM looks overcharged !

YPM begins to decimate Mills hitting him with repeated suplexes and slams. YPM throws mills out of the ring onto the entrance ramp!

He continues slamming him on the metal entrance ramp over and over! OH MAH GAWD HE HIT AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ON THE RAMP! Mills is BLEEDING!

YPM picks up Mills and throws him back in the ring and the time on his overcharge meter runs out and mills lies bloody and beaten in the middle of the ring.

Suddenly a beaver jumps to the ring apron from the crowd!! It's Opopanax's beaver!!

YPM getting ready to pin mills suddenly begins looking around while the ref is distracted by the beaver.

OPOP comes out from underneath the ring!!!!!!

He blasts YPM WITH a CANUCKLE SANDWICH OHMAHGAWD OHMAHGAWD IT's CHAOS!

Opop slides out of the ring after placing Mills on top and whistles for his beaver, the ref no longer distracted counts
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Mills Wins with a huge assist by Opop!

Mills gets up groggily and celebrates his victory.

YPM Charges to the back looking for Opop!

(1v1 Match - Rating A* - YPM and Mills don't click)

Merk's music starts and he comes to the ring dragging his manacles and cage he gets into the ring and flips the crowd the bird as they boo him.

Hal's music starts and he comes running to the ring like the ultimate warrior and shakes the ropes all crazy! The crowd pops!

The Bell rings and the tow are at it, trading blows one for one until merk gets the other hand and whips Hal into the corner and begins with some stiff chops that can be heard throughout the arena. He puts a massive foot up against hal's throat and begins choking him out with the foot.
Hal is in trouble! merk continues to rain down blows on Hal in the corner and hal slides down to the floor.
merk drags him to the middle of the ring and lifts him up to his shoulders and locks in a torture rack!

Hal is lifeless as the ref lifts his arm ONE the crowd shouts TWO but Hal manages to keep his hand up. Merk abandons the hold and turns it into powerful gorilla press slam. Hal lies motionless in the middle of the ring as merk goes to the top rope! Oh my gawd! It's slow going because merk is such a big guy, he gets to the top and leaps trying to land what would have been a devastating flyng headbutt if Hal hadn't rolled out of the way!

Both men are down and hal is struggling to try to get back on his feet. Hal makes it back up just a single precious moment before merk does giving him the upper hand, He grabs merk's head and locks in a headlock. merk is somehow staying conscious. Hal tries to manouver merk and get him picked up into a tombstone piledriver but merk is too heavy! merk uses this as an opportunity to deliver a kick to hals shin and break out of his grasp.

Merk scoops up hal and drops him into a slam to the mat. Hal hops back up to his feet and shakes his head at merk as if to say "Uh uh buddy NO WAY!" and he points at merk.
The fans go wild as Hal ignores several more blows from merk, Hal feels NO PAIN!

Hals grabs merk and whips him into the ropes and connects with a clothesline dropping merk in the middle of the ring, he hits the big leg drop and then goes up to the top rope!

Flying Halkamania Drop!!!!!!!

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Hal wins!!

(1v1 Match - Rating A*)


Overall show rating A* this show was a complete success and should have increased our popularity!

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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Can we change our name to Team Eat brAss?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

God dammit Meinberg. This game needs new refs. Ecco spend your mafia millions on hiring a second ref.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I kicked ur rear end old man

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
God dammit meinberg.

Well, I guess I'm not a face if I don't have a victory stolen by heel tactics every now and again.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Enjoy your tainted victory Mills, first you try to bribe me and then you have Opop do your dirty work.

Opop, you are not a nice fellow and I demand an apology.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Juanito posted:

Hmm, still not in it. Still don't care.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Yeah I know, I have you on the roster now, but there just wasnt enough room this show, you will be debuting sunday at Scummerslam

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

CapitalistPig posted:

Yeah I know, I have you on the roster now, but there just wasnt enough room this show, you will be debuting sunday at Scummerslam
sweet :dance:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

CapitalistPig posted:

Asiina slips back out of the ring and goes around to the other side of the ring and uses a chair to smack PM over the head! She drags rarity onto PM making a pin! KFC gets off the ring to run over to where Asiina is and the ref notices the cover!
1
2
3!

You're the best tag team partner, Asii! That's how we do! Now go kick yuming's rear end. You and me in the final, the way it should be!

WE GOT THIS BRO!

CapitalistPig posted:

With the ref down, Rarity comes running down. Asiina looks hopeful at her tag team partner, sensing possible salvation. Asiina uses rarity to help herself up and points to yuming, telling Rarity to attack yuming, but rarity instead hits the Lynchproof Doctor Assassin on Asiina and leaves the ring! Yuming comes to, wakes up the ref, and pins Asiina for the win.

Rarity stands at the top of the entrance ramp and drinks in the crowds boos and smiles.

Well, we can't both be women's champion, can we?



Thanks, sweetie.

Your Future Women's Champion
XOXO

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Also you're welcome, Mills, for carrying you to an A+ match even though we don't click

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

I got to fight! And won! :neckbeard:

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Does this mean I have to fight Mills?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I don't know why law enforcement is not stopping Ernest from performing his vile deeds!

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
Meh.

:geno:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Rarity posted:

Well, we can't both be women's champion, can we?



Thanks, sweetie.

Your Future Women's Champion
XOXO

You do realize you are going to make it to the finals until Meinberg happens right?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

mr.capps posted:

You do realize you are going to make it to the finals until Meinberg happens right?

I eat sparkles for breakfast.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
losing sucks but at least i looked really good out there tonight

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

anime gently caress pillow posted:

I kicked ur rear end old man

Why did you say that about little Billy? That is below the belt dude. Below the belt.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
YPM gets writing credit for some of the matches.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

CCKeane posted:

I don't know why law enforcement is not stopping Ernest from performing his vile deeds!

I'm super white irl

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Grandicap posted:

Why did you say that about little Billy? That is below the belt dude. Below the belt.

It's hosed up that you have little Billy below the belt.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

anime gently caress pillow posted:

It's hosed up that you have little Billy below the belt.

Next time we're in the ring together I'm going to go incontinent all over your rear end. You'll be laundering that pillow for weeks. Weeks I say! :argh:

drat kids.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I will read this when I get home but I got a message from Rarity saying Mwahahaha and linking to this thread so I assume she backstabbed me again.

Will the betrayal never end?!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
yuming, this is how I spend my weekends.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

Rarity posted:

yuming, this is how I spend my weekends.



Are you the puppy?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Grandicap posted:

Are you the puppy?

I am evil, I kick puppies and steal candy from babies! Boo me!

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
this is still pretty great, but am i in the next one?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

uranus posted:

this is still pretty great, but am i in the next one?

I'm gonna try to fit everyone on the roster in for the ppv sunday.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
I smell a battle royale

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Your Personal Muse posted:

I smell a battle royale

I'd agree...AS LONG AS ALL OF THE COMPETITORS FIGHT A CLEAN FIGHT.

I'm LOOKING AT YOU ERNEST.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003

Thanks Opop. :shrug:

See you soon Hal. :)

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

I'd agree...AS LONG AS ALL OF THE COMPETITORS FIGHT A CLEAN FIGHT.

I'm LOOKING AT YOU ERNEST.

Keep looking and

*performs throat-slitting gesture*

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Why would you run your finger over Keane's throat?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Leave Keane's throat alone!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

You're just jealous I have a shapely adam's apple.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Poison Mushroom posted:

Why would you run your finger over Keane's throat?

Is this a Guardians of the Galaxy reference?

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Poison Mushroom posted:

Why would you run your finger over Keane's throat?

I caught that reference because nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ernie. posted:

I caught that reference because nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.

Nothing goes over my head either.

I am too large. :-(

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Meezus posted:

Thanks Opop. :shrug:


Glad to oblige

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