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Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005



"Why walk when you can ride?" - You can say this from inside a car to a girl who is walking

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Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

IF YOU'RE HAVING TRUST PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
I GOT 999 PROBLEMS BUT AN ALLY AIN'T ONE



I've got balls of steel.

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005



"It's-a me, Mario!" - A good way of introducing yourself if your name is Mario

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

IF YOU'RE HAVING TRUST PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
I GOT 999 PROBLEMS BUT AN ALLY AIN'T ONE



after a girl has broken up with her previous boyfriend, run into the room and shout "H-H-HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!"

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013



"You have a cute butt!" - Solid Snake

exmorte
Dec 9, 2007

I'm playing a much cleverer game than that..I'm a fake hawk.


"I was just looking at it and suddenly got this irresistable urge to get inside. No not an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here: in the box" -Solid Snake

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006


whoa! all right! radical!

Flynn Taggart
Jan 20, 2006



Waluigi time

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



my life for aiur!! or maybe some duke nukem "wanna dance???"

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

IF YOU'RE HAVING TRUST PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
I GOT 999 PROBLEMS BUT AN ALLY AIN'T ONE



I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of poo poo.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Offering high five to a woman in a bar or at a party or night club. Bonus high CHA option if you make the fanfare with your mouth.

Upmarket Mango
May 21, 2011

I've got a cure for bitch, Barbara, and you're begging for a taste of it.


"a man chooses, a slave obeys. OBEY."

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



You no mess with the lo wang!

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012


A spec warrior: One who gives a gently caress. That's me. Whether I'm prowling or growling or going full loving Faulkner with lots of sound and fury, you cannot miss. I get the job done, and today that means flying under the radar into North Korea. The brass running this op is a dip-dunk desk-jockey named Admiral Travis Peyton. He tells me the mission is beyond classified, so I'm running a skeleton crew. Minimum footprint, maximum impact. SOP for assholes like me. I trained these men in the SEAL program and they've saved my ugly rear end more than once. They're dirtbags and hard motherfuckers. When I'm staring death in the face, it's them I want watching my six. A mole inside the North Korean regime has intel on a munitions factory producing a new breed of missiles. My orders are to make contact and recon the factory. The brass is calling it a simple op, a typical snoop n poop. One thing I learned is that there's a thin line between a simple op and a total goat gently caress.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006
Kylra Was Not And Never Has Been Right

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

That's why they should date me instead.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



I'll sell you a crowbar for a dollar! - from the hit game Kingpin

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.


I said come in! Don't stand there!

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



Basically anything Godot says, that will get you TONS of pussy.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

I drop the reins. Where will the turmoil end?
Fleets of taxis stall
in the fog, passengers fall
asleep. Gas pours

from a tricolored stack.
Locking their doors,
people from offices huddle together,
telling the same story over and over.


"you shot JFK!" - when the girl has just shot someone with the initials JFK

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

CUM CLIMAX


Where does it hurt?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



"My hands are all messed up so you better drive homey."

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014

Red Text Fund




Anything Bain says about drills

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

CUM CLIMAX


"Did you extractor trick because you're 11/10"

- Winks, my SC2 Zeezer Bro

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013



PLZ UNINSTALL AND KILL YOURSELF IRL

- my dota homeboys

Canned Bread
Feb 26, 2013

Best Thing Since Sliced!


(i'm going to) "gently caress YOU!" - Donte, the Demonslayer from DmC: Devil May Cry

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



I already not here.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Radio noises. Okay. Drop that retard.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012


get out of here stalker

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.


YOU BITCH!

- The Prince of Persia

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.






has a few side-effects though

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005



Every Post A Celebration
Every Shit A Post


in the pipe

five by five

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

FUCK NOOBS


"John Romero's about to make you his bitch" - John Romero to some dude in prison

Benny D
Oct 9, 2012


I take the Gordon free,an approach, op. ladies like a little mystery

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.



ungh ungh ungh

-doomguy tapping space trying to find the secret entrance

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005



Every Post A Celebration
Every Shit A Post


big duck equals goose posted:

"John Romero's about to make you his bitch" - John Romero to some dude in prison

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

You are all DOOMED

i have the bigger dick

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.




big duck equals goose posted:

"John Romero's about to make you his bitch" - John Romero to some dude in prison

you forgot "suck it down"

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

'nuff said.



stay awhile and listen!

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.


Get over here!

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Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.




FrumpleOrz posted:

Get over here!

finish her!

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