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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Offering high five to a woman in a bar or at a party or night club. Bonus high CHA option if you make the fanfare with your mouth.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 16:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:04 |
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"My hands are all messed up so you better drive homey."
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 18:18 |
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I already not here.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 18:46 |
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Radio noises. Okay. Drop that retard.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 18:47 |
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Ristolaz posted:A good one for when you're eating chicken wings on the date lmao
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 21:07 |
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 21:35 |
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HeyCrapOnThis posted:What is the greatest lie ever created? What is the most vicious obscenity ever perpetrated on mankind? Slavery? The Holocaust? Dictatorship? No. It's the tool with which all that wickedness is built: altruism. Whenever anyone wants others to do their work, they call upon their altruism. Never mind your own needs, they say, think of the needs of... of whoever. The state. The poor. Of the army, of the king, of God! The list goes on and on. How many catastrophes were launched with the words "think of yourself"? It's the "king and country" crowd who light the torch of destruction. It is this great inversion, this ancient lie, which has chained humanity to an endless cycle of guilt and failure. My journey to Rapture was my second exodus. In 1919, I fled a country that had traded in despotism for insanity. The Marxist revolution simply traded one lie for another. Instead of one man, the tsar, owning the work of all the people, *all* the people owned the work of all of the people. So, I came to America: where a man could own his own work, where a man could benefit from the brilliance of his own mind, the strength of his own muscles, the *might* of his own will. I had thought I had left the parasites of Moscow behind me. I had thought I had left the Marxist altruists to their collective farms and their five-year plans. But as the German fools threw themselves on Hitler's sword "for the good of the Reich", the Americans drank deeper and deeper of the Bolshevik poison, spoon-fed to them by Roosevelt and his New Dealists. And so, I asked myself: in what country was there a place for men like me - men who refused to say "yes" to the parasites and the doubters, men who believed that work was sacred and property rights inviolate. And then one day, the happy answer came to me, my friends: there was *no* country for people like me! And *that* was the moment I decided... to build one. This is a McDonald's drive thru.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 23:06 |
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qnqnx posted:... lol
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 08:39 |
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Saint's Row 4 for the win.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 00:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:04 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I am going to die alone. Have fun matey! R)
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