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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Offering high five to a woman in a bar or at a party or night club. Bonus high CHA option if you make the fanfare with your mouth.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

"My hands are all messed up so you better drive homey."

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I already not here.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Radio noises. Okay. Drop that retard.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ristolaz posted:

A good one for when you're eating chicken wings on the date

lmao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

HeyCrapOnThis posted:

What is the greatest lie ever created? What is the most vicious obscenity ever perpetrated on mankind? Slavery? The Holocaust? Dictatorship? No. It's the tool with which all that wickedness is built: altruism. Whenever anyone wants others to do their work, they call upon their altruism. Never mind your own needs, they say, think of the needs of... of whoever. The state. The poor. Of the army, of the king, of God! The list goes on and on. How many catastrophes were launched with the words "think of yourself"? It's the "king and country" crowd who light the torch of destruction. It is this great inversion, this ancient lie, which has chained humanity to an endless cycle of guilt and failure. My journey to Rapture was my second exodus. In 1919, I fled a country that had traded in despotism for insanity. The Marxist revolution simply traded one lie for another. Instead of one man, the tsar, owning the work of all the people, *all* the people owned the work of all of the people. So, I came to America: where a man could own his own work, where a man could benefit from the brilliance of his own mind, the strength of his own muscles, the *might* of his own will. I had thought I had left the parasites of Moscow behind me. I had thought I had left the Marxist altruists to their collective farms and their five-year plans. But as the German fools threw themselves on Hitler's sword "for the good of the Reich", the Americans drank deeper and deeper of the Bolshevik poison, spoon-fed to them by Roosevelt and his New Dealists. And so, I asked myself: in what country was there a place for men like me - men who refused to say "yes" to the parasites and the doubters, men who believed that work was sacred and property rights inviolate. And then one day, the happy answer came to me, my friends: there was *no* country for people like me! And *that* was the moment I decided... to build one.

This is a McDonald's drive thru.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Saint's Row 4 for the win.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I am going to die alone.

Have fun matey! R)

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