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Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


If the CEO or board of directors are considered guardians of the corporate individual, shouldn't they be jailed when the corporate entity violates the law?

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ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


corporations are white people.

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



ladyboy pancake posted:

corporations are white people.

Harald
Jul 9, 2009

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which prison gangs do you think corporations would join?

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


Copley Depot posted:

which prison gangs do you think corporations would join?

the aryan brotherhood.

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007


Puella Magi☆Madoka Indica


lol

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


ladyboy pancake posted:

corporations are white people.

Lol that's hosed up

But true

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


So that's it's called white collar crime

Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

Deliciously Different

On All Occasions...
It's Good Taste!


they should imprison your guardian for not smothering you before you posted

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005


How do you arrest a 70 story building

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


R-Type posted:

How do you arrest a 70 story building

Shut it down for a year and lease out the space

Jailing corporations could create an economic boom that would also help pay for the prison system

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Shut it down for a year and lease out the space

Jailing corporations could create an economic boom that would also help pay for the prison system

lease the space to nobody

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


When you get jailed, you are forcibly removed from your house and placed in jail, the least the state could do is forcibly remove the CEOs and replace the board of directors.

Maybe remove the company from being publicly traded as a further punishment

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Shut it down for a year and lease out the space

Careful that puts you five steps away from overturning Roe v. Wade.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!


they give a ton of money to politicians.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.


ladyboy pancake posted:

corporations are rich people.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead.


The people who associate with them would also be put in jail and that would include the politicians who declared inanimate objects as sentient people. Good job voting them in, guys.

Butyraceous
Jul 4, 2014


I can't wait for Comcasts' prison album release

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



If a corporation is found clinically incompetent, does Texas still execute it?

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

in most states they don't give the death penalty to the mentally handicapped, op

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011

The Master's Art is indeed not made for plebeians.


The Droid posted:

If a corporation is found clinically incompetent, does Texas still execute it?

only if it's poor and mexican.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010


ladyboy pancake posted:

corporations are white people.

Corporations are so white, they're transparent.

And putting corporations in jail is called nationalization.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


I forget the exact details but someone tried frivolously suing a company for something you normally sue a single person for and the judge threw it out because it was "common sense"

naturally the irony was lost on the judge

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

has ur bf ever rejected ur sexual advances in favour of an argument w/ some dude on the internet about anime? call this # now! u r not alone

but can a corporation consent to sex? posting from the library to help keep my identity safe

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE
Jun 27, 2008

Life is such a drag.


ladyboy pancake posted:

corporations are white people.

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


Schnedwob posted:

but can a corporation consent to sex? posting from the library to help keep my identity safe

Sort of? They surprise sex people all the time.

Guancho
Aug 22, 2010

Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!


this thread and the op tried to surprise sex me

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

has ur bf ever rejected ur sexual advances in favour of an argument w/ some dude on the internet about anime? call this # now! u r not alone

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Sort of? They surprise sex people all the time.


ladyboy pancake posted:

corporations are white people.

This checks out. I'm gonna let Apple poz my neg "do you want to receive additional product offers" checkbox

Old Dirty Cumburgs
Jan 15, 2011

deeeeeeedeeeeeeee
dooooooodoooooooo


Can you tell me what business you want to arrest for breaking the law, OP?

Also, I feel this thread would be better in the Debate and Discussion forum.

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

Also, I feel this thread would be better in the Debate and Discussion forum.
but would it really

Old Dirty Cumburgs
Jan 15, 2011

deeeeeeedeeeeeeee
dooooooodoooooooo


Smeego posted:

but would it really

No, but I do not think it is good here, either.

Harald
Jul 9, 2009

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Corporations aren't inherently bad; they're victims of circumstance. If corporations had the chance to profit legitimately, they would never turn to a life of crime. We have to address the root causes of corporate crime by making our society more business friendly - for example lowering taxes and removing the burdensome minimum wage. Thank you and god bless America.

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008


Lol if you think COs and directors wouldn't have escape goats for any crime their company committed.

"Our oil platform exploded due to improper maintenance? Oh that's the foreman and inspectors fault we knew nothing about the shortcuts saving us millions a year!"

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Cyks posted:

Lol if you think COs and directors wouldn't have escape goats for any crime their company committed.

"Our oil platform exploded due to improper maintenance? Oh that's the foreman and inspectors fault we knew nothing about the shortcuts saving us millions a year!"

I'm now picturing a middle aged white man riding off into the mountains on a goat.

Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

Deliciously Different

On All Occasions...
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Cyks posted:

escape goats

Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

Deliciously Different

On All Occasions...
It's Good Taste!


Pawn 17 posted:

I'm now picturing a middle aged white man riding off into the mountains on a goat.

visceril
Feb 24, 2008


Copley Depot posted:

Corporations aren't inherently bad; they're victims of circumstance. If corporations had the chance to profit legitimately, they would never turn to a life of crime. We have to address the root causes of corporate crime by making our society more business friendly - for example lowering taxes and removing the burdensome minimum wage. Thank you and god bless America.

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Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006


we don't need these stupid corporations we can do that poo poo oursel,ves anyway

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