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jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


schnickety scribe posted:

Smug face is smug. Also, my bird is a flirt.



I just like your FACE UGH

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Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

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Teagan has a new favorite as of 01:33 on Mar 18, 2019

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

We all float attention whore down here, George

schnickety scribe posted:

Smug face is smug. Also, my bird is a flirt.



omg simon :kimchi:


and this is amazing, by the way.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Planning his move



And he strikes



His brother was too busy napping

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Is that box around his neck one of those things that let dogs talk from Up?

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

Kitchner posted:

Is that box around his neck one of those things that let dogs talk from Up?

It's more like those casks of brandy St. Bernards are always shown carrying except you need a screwdriver to open it, but inside is a single shot of Rumchata, which you can politely turn down without much fuss and quietly freeze to death.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Giving alcohol to people trapped in an avalanche always seemed like a dumb idea to me anyway.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Yes, you want to be sober when you approach St. Peter.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

popewiles posted:

Yes, you want to be sober when you approach St. Peter.

I think partaking of the fruit of the vine is probably the least of my worries when it comes to explaining my sins to St Peter

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hello fellow goons

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

gentle pete posted:

Hello fellow goons

I refuse to believe this one.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


titties posted:

I refuse to believe this one.

The strap on looks real to me.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

gentle pete posted:

Hello fellow goons


gonna glue some gears on this dildo and spray paint it bronze.jpg

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Excuse me do you sell spray-on corduroy?

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 13:18 on May 27, 2016

Clinton1011
Jul 11, 2007

gentle pete posted:

Hello fellow goons


cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


EmmyOk posted:

Planning his move



And he strikes



His brother was too busy napping



:allears: I like how your dog always looks like he is wearing eyeliner. Please tell him I love him.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Wallace has dakr fur around his eyes but Gromit doesn't so he always looks sd

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

A blurry shot of me about to head outside with my smol pupper.

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

The Zombie Guy posted:

A blurry shot of me about to head outside with my smol pupper.



That dog is extremely tough-cute.

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.
Yeah does it always have that lil scowl? Upload ten more pictures to verify.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's the saddest titties I've seen in a while. You ok bro?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LingcodKilla posted:

That's the saddest titties I've seen in a while. You ok bro?

ACTING!!

I was playing GTA and everyone in the PS4 group chat started posting pictures of whatever expensive beer or lame hard soda they were drinking and everyone looked happy and comfortable so I dropped that for fun.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Aw titties :(

E well yay vidya games! and Bacardi

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Scathach posted:

Aw titties :(

E well yay vidya games! and Bacardi

Yeah I don't actually sit in my dirty tub and get drunk, I stand in there and take a shower and get drunk like a normal person.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Showerbeers are great; showerbacardis sound hardcore and would probably cause me to fall over and end up in said dirty tub

YYZ
Apr 26, 2011

Goons: what do we do on saturday nights? Set ourselves up for regret, obviously.



How punchable is my face, 1-10?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I think you have a nice face!

titties posted:

Yeah I don't actually sit in my dirty tub and get drunk, I stand in there and take a shower and get drunk like a normal person.

:hfive:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


YYZ posted:

Goons: what do we do on saturday nights? Set ourselves up for regret, obviously.



How punchable is my face, 1-10?

I give it a half hearted slap at worst.

YYZ
Apr 26, 2011

LingcodKilla posted:

I give it a half hearted slap at worst.

What about at best? :heysexy:

e: i hate me too

YYZ has a new favorite as of 03:00 on May 29, 2016

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
You're a solid 7 on the slap scale but you're wearing a Sleep shirt so you're cool with me.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Scathach posted:

Showerbeers are great; showerbacardis sound hardcore and would probably cause me to fall over and end up in said dirty tub

Showerbeers are incredible! Bring from/in Kentucky, I'm no stranger to the showerbourbon. I highly recommend it to you all if you have the chance.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

YYZ posted:

Goons: what do we do on saturday nights? Set ourselves up for regret, obviously.



How punchable is my face, 1-10?

4.37 when I'm sober but am estimated 7.72 when I'm drunk.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

YYZ posted:

Goons: what do we do on saturday nights? Set ourselves up for regret, obviously.



How punchable is my face, 1-10?

Teach me how to Madison and I'll never lay a finger on you.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Teach me how to Madison and I'll never lay a finger on you.



Shockingly accurate

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Me antagonizing my dog:

normal:

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
Brow game is fierce

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop


you got photobombed by a mask

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
That mask in the background looks more evil than the devil one.

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Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo


my gf and i a few weeks ago

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