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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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are you a school crossing guard?

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I know he has a reputation and all but I think he's pretty good looking :shobon:

sry he gay

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Cacafuego posted:

Fitbits are an accessory for fat people and others who generally don't do cardio exercise to convince themselves that they are being healthy. They're all the rave with my not in shape coworkers

I got one for my wife that begged for one who does kick boxing and other nasty poo poo I don't care about at 4am 6 days a week.

She's worn it twice since Xmas. So yeah, basic.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Scathach posted:





lovely cell pics but I finally took time to get my hair cut.

This is a good look for you.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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This is a v good picture. Also,I dont follow children's cartoons watching a movie and making comments so I bet this is better than that by a mile.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Picnic Princess posted:

Okay, I will!



Sometimes we climb small mountains overnight to watch the sunrise on Canada Day.



After sinking in snow that I was originally walking on top of.



My favourite place in the world: Mt. Robson. Probably going back this summer!

If you like hiking and backpacking, GO THERE.





Also Mt. Assiniboine is very good.



Okay, that's enough.

Stunning stuff. Thanks!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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tvb posted:

Last June on the left, a few weeks ago on the right. The difference 50 pounds makes, man.



While congrats on the weight thing, you look like better in the left. Not seeing a gut of course.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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syscall girl posted:

Idk, he's kinda bland on the left but on the right he looks like Gordon Freeman.

I see bone

E captain America cartoon shirt is doing no favors granted. Still a good lookin guy (not gay

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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That bird has no cleavage.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Beekeeping and You posted:

Hey yall ;-*



(timged for huge+don't feel like opening up paint to make it smaller)

YOu have very good skin. People would die for that. Not like skinning die I mean.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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La Croux posted:



...What face?

Where at.. And who makes those boots, my wife will be owning those soon

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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strap on revenge posted:

I dont like pugs but my cousins have a weiner pug and its the cutest dog ive ever seen irl



Trim that loving dogs nails

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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PuntCuncher posted:

I have a new co-worker and he sucks. Doesn't know the first thing about powershell, can't work unsupervised, barely speaks the language. His first purrformance review might not be good.



New adoptee into the family, around 7 months old and he's already enormous. We think there might be some bengal in him, super chill, super friendly.

Your a very attractive man. *not gay, Cis male, banged my wife last night,... twice*

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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gnarlyhotep posted:

There's a spider on your arm!!!! :ohdear:

I'm hoping those are washable.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Male Tears posted:

Pre-interview hype:



Post-interview estate sale hype:


Your very pretty. Idc

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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SaltLick posted:

I too have a job interview. I probably won't get it.



You look fine and good. But smile and don't use that confused look in the interview.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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mastergeebo posted:

Nah, already had the costume. That was the only Doctor Who related thing though the cakes were Minecraft blocks. ::nerd::

Good friend. My wife is thankfully not a hairy dude.

Maybe it's a "Sonic"Care toothbrush.

Nice job son. I'm proud of you.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Action Jackson! posted:

Friendly, yes. Awesome, probably.



Too much friendly for my scroll bar.


And bird lady, what the gently caress is with your eyes? They are beautiful

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Scarf posted:



My gf and I drove 12hrs to New Orleans this past weekend for Jazzfest and had an amazing time

She has nice... Teeth?

How do people not fear tin eye the gently caress out f goons? Idgi I'm scared of all things public

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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UltraVariant posted:

I feel like this was a very well-spent $18.



Millennial.txt

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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gnarlyhotep posted:

it was great, we just climbed up onto the roof and read books

Genesplicer and me hang out at Cvs a lot. '65

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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syscall girl posted:

And anyone else who pays trail fees.

The other ones can fester and rot with their dumbass compound fractures.

User fees are the future of the modern world.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I turn 50 this year. And I still post here. loving kids get off my inter tubes. Too ashamed to post pics due to, well you can imagine how I stack up

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Tochiazuma posted:

pffft just post pics anyways it's all good

Here's me enjoying my 25th high school reunion at the Ontario Science Center, as a 45 year old geezer
eldest daughter is to the right



Look at all that kid / fun stuff in the cabinet where the latest Michael koors poo poo belongs!

http://exifdangers.blogspot.com/?m=0

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I love this picture for so many reasons!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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symbolic posted:

18th birthday! :toot:



I also tried to take a picture with my dog to celebrate, with mixed results.



You'd look better with a hair cut. Just my o. Cute dog.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Taye Diggs posted:

i know serena williams. holla at taye diggs. i'm taye (diggs)




Who are you again?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Math Debater posted:

I took the attached mirror-selfie in the public restroom of a gas station while on the way to a sparsely attended Black Lives Matter rally with a client. I tried dressing nicely, but I'm not very good at fitting into the clothing in my possession. The tie is a zipper tie because I'm not very good at tying normal ties. I bought those sunglasses on sale at a local grocery store for the price of one U.S. dollar. I went to a fancy hat store two days before the rally with the intention of buying a fancy hat to wear to the rally. I went into the hat store thinking to myself, "I want to get a fedora like the fedora that George Galloway often wears". But then I ended up buying the homburg seen in the attached photo instead of a fedora. I paid $220 for the homburg and I enjoyed wearing it to the rally. The homburg also came with a free feather, but I prefer to wear it without the feather.



Those sunglasses fit your face perfectly. Good $1

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Ausmund posted:

Sorry I don't understand the joke

"thats not a selfie thats a 3O!"

"3O is Jubba Airways"

????

Three olives

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Three Olives posted:

That reminds me I forgot to inform the forum of my new haircut. I decided to attempt to smile in this photo.



Like the hair cut, hate the brow cut

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Gum chicka is hot so what? Literally a bird shakes.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Mr Hootington posted:

I'm on the right.


Gummmmmms

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Everybody stop bickering or I will turn this thread around

Sorry. He put the trump sticker over the heart. I support Donald in the Hawkeye state as well. He will win no question. Poster just looked reallllly happy. Good for him picking a winner!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Methanar posted:

Everyone still thinks I'm greasy



Seriously dude. Cut your hair, the ridiculous facial wisps, and take a picture outside of the basement. The beard...

You've got good structure and great eyes, just can't get past the rest. Which is laughably simple and easy. Did someone say this was a good look to you? Hell the thick eyebrows with a good cut would look manlier.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Methanar posted:

I'm not a fedora wearer.

I really didn't think it was that bad.

Sorry man. You got good wasted potential that others don't. And I didn't see the other posts because I'm a slow typer

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Methanar posted:




Is this really better?

Did it change? But really, look at that chin! Noice stuff there

Hairs need a cuttin

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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peter gabriel posted:

Maybe the old one was worn?

same pic posted 3x over a year timeframe

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Paging literally a bird.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Methanar posted:





Better or worse

Did we go through this already in another thread? Or was it this one?

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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evil spiff posted:

It's not respectable to own up after getting caught.

It's also not a "gimmick" in a funny way - this person was legitimately trying to be another person for whatever reason - how often does that end up good in real life?

"GunChicka" should cancel his/her accounts on this forum, and any other dead gay forums, reevaluate his/her life, and seek help.

Nah it's cool

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