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Phil Niekro posted:a sliver of peeled ginger inserted into the anus is a quick and easy way to perk up your cat or depressed, polyamorous roommate think this was in a Roald Dahl story, but they put the ginger in the back of a horse so it would win the race by trying to run away from itself
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:56 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:49 |
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What a fail, OP just spiced up my cat like told in the op, and you know what? The damned fucker just licked his rear end clean like it aint nothing! Voting this a one, gently caress you op.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:02 |
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geke rowsperg posted:What a fail, OP I'm so loving confused I thought you were the OP I really don't know who is who anymore am I still me?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:03 |
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:think this was in a Roald Dahl story, but they put the ginger in the back of a horse so it would win the race by trying to run away from itself gingering up a horse is a time honored way to cheat during horse trading. An old nag will dance around and look alive with a bit of the ol' ginger in its bum.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:42 |
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So I don't actually own a cat but a great way to spice up your friend's cat is to lightly spray them with a squirt bottle, which first activates the water-sensitive activity receptors of the beast. Then, you rub lots of catnip into the moist fur of the animal and enjoy the chaos.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:16 |
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VikingSkull posted:I like cats because they kill things for sport How do you feel about rednecks?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:52 |
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Rubber band socks on cat's legs. Or, put sock on cat's head. Both are good for a few laughs.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 01:54 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:08 |
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I have a cat but I've never done weird things to his body for entertainment. So, that's my story.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:14 |
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sometimes when my cat is running by my i lightly slap the top of his tail like "yo whats up man"
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:16 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Be nice and gently pet your cat. Tell her how much you love her in a soft voice. Buy her cute cat hoodies.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:53 |
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geke rowsperg posted:What a fail, OP Did you use mustard powder, yellow mustard in a squeeze top, or Dijon? The powder works best
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 02:58 |
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for me to grey poupon
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:02 |
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i like to pet a cat
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:05 |
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THS posted:i like to pet a cat
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:06 |
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THS posted:i like to pet a cat
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:09 |
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THS posted:i like to pet cats
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:10 |
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Can't believe you people actually pay for something that makes you shovel its poo poo you god damned poo poo shovelers
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:18 |
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tell youŕe cat he is cute and pet him so he purrs.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:27 |
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I'm calling the police on all of you
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:27 |
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didn't you read Maus? The moral of Maus is that cats are the master race.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:28 |
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ethanol posted:Can't believe you people actually pay for something that makes you shovel its poo poo you god damned poo poo shovelers
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:30 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:didn't you read Maus? i think you misread that
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:31 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:31 |
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what is the best way to serve dead cat
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:00 |
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Tonetta posted:what is the best way to serve dead cat with mustard in it's rear end
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:09 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:tell youŕe cat he is cute and pet him so he purrs.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:12 |
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Tonetta posted:what is the best way to serve dead cat Carve this symbol into an altar deep in the woods: Slather it with the blood of a raven with your left hand while chanting his name and make sure to get the blood deep into the carving. Place the cat on the altar. Bring him fresh blood until he is strong enough to give you further instructions. Do his bidding until death.
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