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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Be nice and gently pet your cat. Tell her how much you love her in a soft voice. Buy her cute cat hoodies.

Feed her Blue Mountain and rare steak bits.

Treat your cat like a princess.

:toxogond:

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
If your cat is sunbathing, you should leave her be. Shes slowly recharging her adorableness battery.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Is your cat yawning? You should gently place your finger in her mouth mid yawn. Its a wonderful bonding moment.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Give your cat a bath with hypoallergenic kitty soap. She will love being clean and all cats love swimming. If shes makes you bleed it just means that she loves you. :toxogond:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

poo poo tyrell. Get your stuff together. :drat:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

scalded schlong posted:

try stamping precisely yet firmly on the base of your cats neck

This is only allowed while wearing high heels and being an Asian woman. :colbert:

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

THS posted:

i like to pet cats

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