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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


We've all had that moment where something funny or novel just came to mind, but goons have no one to share their thoughts with because they don't have any friends in real life or on the internet. In a last ditch effort, goons share a humorous thought or a novel idea by creating a thread in GBS. Either the thread is awesome and makes it through the initial shitpost surge or it dies or is gassed for being poo poo.

TL;DR
If you have something cool or funny to share but you don't think it deserves its own thread, post itt.



Mods gas if this isn't okay.

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Otacon
Aug 13, 2002



Chris Awful posted:

We've all had that moment where something funny or novel just came to mind, but goons have no one to share their thoughts with because they don't have any friends in real life or on the internet. In a last ditch effort, goons share a humorous thought or a novel idea by creating a thread in GBS. Either the thread is awesome and makes it through the initial shitpost surge or it dies or is gassed for being poo poo.

TL;DR
If you have something cool or funny to share but you don't think it deserves its own thread, post itt.



Mods gas if this isn't okay.

One time I claimed first post in a GBS thread

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


One of the perks of being a hairy man is that my anus is naturally protected from rough tissue paper. I could never understand why people buy the soft stuff, then I realized most people lack any protection around their anus.

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.


im gay

Voted Worst Mom
Jun 26, 2010



Chris Awful posted:

Mods gas this okay.

geke rowsperg
Oct 6, 2007

"Keke"


there's aids in my fartz op

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


geke rowsperg posted:

there's aids in my fartz op

I think you mean, "shartz."

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012




I went to a really, really good concert last week and kind of wish I was still there

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


Let's make this also the GBS Hookup Thread. I don't think we ever had one of those and it could probably make some people happy.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Sleepwalking

I unironically kind of wish someone would blow up the middle east because nothing of value would be lost.

Pantsless Hero
May 25, 2004

Serv-Bot will kick your ass.

Crow Jane posted:

I went to a really, really good concert last week and kind of wish I was still there

I saw Queen in LA on 7/3 and despite a lack of Freddie, it was entertaining as hell. Adam Lambert was really good. Well that's my story.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012




Pantsless Hero posted:

I saw Queen in LA on 7/3 and despite a lack of Freddie, it was entertaining as hell. Adam Lambert was really good. Well that's my story.

I saw Nick Cave and it was glorious.

geke rowsperg
Oct 6, 2007

"Keke"


I once sharted my pants on new years eve and was only alerted to this by someone saying "you smell like pussy" weeellll thats my story...

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

The skin that drips down
Off the tree
Or peels back slowly
From your knee
Erupts into your lung
and heart
You laugh and laughing,
Fall apart


Chris Awful posted:

One of the perks of being a hairy man is that my anus is naturally protected from rough tissue paper. I could never understand why people buy the soft stuff, then I realized most people lack any protection around their anus.

The downside is that it feels like making GBS threads through a wire mesh sometimes

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Im gay

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000



Think that maybe women should take responsibility for themselves and maybe not gently caress double digit numbers of dicks in their lives?

YOU MRA BIGOT! :goonrage:

That fucker thinks men should have rights! GET THAT loving SHITLORD!

Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

Deliciously Different

On All Occasions...
It's Good Taste!


Filippo Corridoni posted:

Real talk, i dont call any woman a bitch in real life. The last time I did she was just pushing it and being really offensive.

In real life im like, "so she's a pregnant dog for [reason why dude is calling her bitch]"

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012



SplitSoul posted:

Think that maybe women should take responsibility for themselves and maybe not gently caress double digit numbers of dicks in their lives?

YOU MRA BIGOT! :goonrage:

That fucker thinks men should have rights! GET THAT loving SHITLORD!

fuckin' betas

geke rowsperg
Oct 6, 2007

"Keke"


when you think of it, hitler didn't really do any wrong...

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000



sluggo is mad posted:

fuckin' betas

What amazes me is their need for completely pointless poo poo. Like if I need a table or a cabinet or some other piece of furniture, it's a purchase borne out of some kind of practical necessity. I don't need to then go and buy an antique candle holder or a loving ceramic dish filled with glass beads or whatever to sit on top of it. Just completely useless stuff that serves no purpose whatsoever and there are entire loving shops dedicated to selling this poo poo.

Honestly. If they didn't have pussies we'd throw stones at them.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

brb a nigga gotta doo doo


gently caress the ocean!!!

Photosyphilis
Jul 17, 2014


4outof5 posted:

I unironically kind of wish someone would blow up the middle east because nothing of value would be lost.

I had a conversation like this with my girlfriend but she pointed out that we would lose a lot of priceless artifacts and historical works. Not to mention if Egypt somehow got hit we might lose the pyramids. So basically gas the middle east

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


i have a big dick and was ran out of fyad because of it

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000



I've been to stormfront one time expecting to see 100% n*****death dumb poo poo but the Dnd type threads were 10x more nuanced than any dnder (obv with a different slant but it was shocking how calm it was).

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011
------------->
This space guaranteed to be full of the stupidest shit you can imagine about history that I don't understand.
------------->

PS: Time for a 39th Fojar, we can do better than this

im gay

geke rowsperg
Oct 6, 2007

"Keke"


death of a black person

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012



SplitSoul posted:

What amazes me is their need for completely pointless poo poo. Like if I need a table or a cabinet or some other piece of furniture, it's a purchase borne out of some kind of practical necessity. I don't need to then go and buy an antique candle holder or a loving ceramic dish filled with glass beads or whatever to sit on top of it. Just completely useless stuff that serves no purpose whatsoever and there are entire loving shops dedicated to selling this poo poo.

Honestly. If they didn't have pussies we'd throw stones at them.

you can also put it in their mouf, fck, i shouldnt have to explain this poo poo

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


NiceGuy posted:

The downside is that it feels like making GBS threads through a wire mesh sometimes

Pretty sure a few hairs get ripped out every time I take a big thick poo poo.

Stoic Commie posted:

i have a big dick and was ran out of fyad because of it

If you are in any way above average and post about it, FYAD is not for you.

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at Jul 30, 2014 around 21:15

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000



sluggo is mad posted:

you can also put it in their mouf, fck, i shouldnt have to explain this poo poo

they're c/p

Mange Mite
Sep 11, 2005


Chris Awful posted:

One of the perks of being a hairy man is that my anus is naturally protected from rough tissue paper. I could never understand why people buy the soft stuff, then I realized most people lack any protection around their anus.

Seems like tHis is balanced by the additional wipes necessary to clean out thst mat od hair

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


I am drinking water.

gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW


I don't know if SA is a good forum or I just stopped trying to find new ones since 2007.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Bug report from Gondolin:

Black Flies were terrible in the late spring, but have not re-appeared.
Mosquitoes are nearly non-existent.
Ticks are nearly non-existent - which makes no sense!
Hornets are nearly non-existent.

Mind you, all these insects were prevalent a year ago, and for years prior.

However...

Deer and Horse flies are at incredible, all time highs. They're everywhere. This,
too, is a drastic change from years past.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo


redshirt posted:

Bug report from Gondolin:

Black Flies were terrible in the late spring, but have not re-appeared.
Mosquitoes are nearly non-existent.
Ticks are nearly non-existent - which makes no sense!
Hornets are nearly non-existent.

Mind you, all these insects were prevalent a year ago, and for years prior.

However...

Deer and Horse flies are at incredible, all time highs. They're everywhere. This,
too, is a drastic change from years past.

what about the dragons and balrogs

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008



Tane

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.


just had a delicious bowl of neapolitan ice cream. it's a good summer's night, imo

Storgar
Oct 31, 2011


...some fruit, mostly nuts.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


sometimes i'm amazed that a woman let me ejaculate inside her multiple times

Eponymouse
Nov 2, 2013

Beneath the skin, we are already one.

SplitSoul posted:

That fucker thinks men should have rights! GET THAT loving SHITLORD!

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Nation
May 8, 2003
Enjoy

I used to love it when words were swapped out like grandma and friend of the family lol

Good times

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