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i am he


The food? Sucks, fuckin sucks. I'm sick of these fancy try hard bullshit meals (capers? seriously?). What happened to hamburger helper??

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i am he


As it turns out, there is golf in heaven, but its still boring as gently caress !!

i am he


I've heard that in hell, they get to listen to metal, while I'm stuck with this Jimmy Buffet bullshit 24/7.

Salmiakki

christmas is coming the goose is getting fat


whenever people tell me i will go to heaven when i die, i scoff at them, bc of all the rumors ive heard

WetNightmare


purgatory is like being drunk on whiskey and you cant cum

RulerSmack


i am he posted:

I've heard that in hell, they get to listen to metal, while I'm stuck with this Jimmy Buffet bullshit 24/7.

They also have all the drugs, booze and sex.

i am he


RulerSmack posted:

They also have all the drugs, booze and sex.

Oh, we have plenty of that here in heaven. But, we only have cocaine, IPAs, and reverse cowgirl sex.

i am he


Everyone here is very smart, because we're forced to play Lumosity every day.

Salmiakki

christmas is coming the goose is getting fat


police officer: so... why did you do it?
murderer: to get into hell, because they have all the good poo poo. in heaven you dont even get a pool

i am he


God is malevolent, that's why he lets so many people into heaven, because he wants them to only be able eat organic food, and not be able to play foosball with their friends.

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


Heaven Is Where:

The French are the chefs
The Italians are the lovers
The British are the police
The Germans are the mechanics
And the Swiss make everything run on time

Hell is Where:

The British are the chefs
The Swiss are the lovers
The French are the mechanics
The Italians make everything run on time
And the Germans are the police

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I like capers

Jett



Spiderjelly

Sign of evil.


are you nancy drew?

i am he


jesus [overly enthusiastically]: Hey buddy! What a nice day huh? Man its a good day to be alive!
me: uh huh, ya, its sure nice. same as yesterday pretty much, *nervous laugh*
jesus: HA! Looks like somebody's gotta case of the WEDNESDAYS!
me: shut the gently caress up!!

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


htbity, i am he, but jesus is in hell

bacalou



in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven, everything is fine
you've got your good thing
and i've got mine

anime fuck pillow


There's a shortage of chairs.

-~=QUOTE THIS POST IF YOU GET THE REFERENCE=~-

what the...


in heaven the only music you can listen to is side 1 of my war by black flag, while in hell the only music you can listen to is side 2

i am he


they have pizza here, at least, but its the california kitchen bullshit. gimme the red baron french bread pizza any day over this hippie crap.

what the...


they have iced tea fountains that never run out, in heaven, but its the kind w/o sugar

my new dog

butt of tut


      

lmao if you dont love heaven

i am he


Everyone is given a car in heaven, which is nice. But they're the solid, dependable kind, like a Toyota, and you aren't allowed to install any body-mods on them.

Bukowski

hammulder

when i die gently caress it i wanna go to hell, cuz i'm a piece of poo poo it ain't hard to fuckin tell

what the...


i used to want to go to hell, but did you know it's +40 on a good day there ? yowch !

ron color


i am he posted:

Oh, we have plenty of that here in heaven. But, we only have cocaine, IPAs, and reverse cowgirl sex.

im going to heaven

Sleepy Owl


i tried to livestream a reverse saw trivia game with pills but jesus kept getting all the answers right and making me not take any pills. also the only pills here are cough drops

drilldo squirt



I bet heaven doesn't even have anime.

Dubsy


in heaven they serve gin in hell they serve rye

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bacalou



Bukowski posted:

when i die gently caress it i wanna go to hell, cuz i'm a piece of poo poo it ain't hard to fuckin tell

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