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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

get a camelbak backpack and you can fill the reservoir with booze

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press the back button on your web browser to exit poo poo threads

PuTTY riot

chalk paint

Cat Face Joe


kill youreself to embrace death

theadder



postin in a bloody thread

PuTTY riot

mason jars to hold q tips and cotton balls

echinopsis


twist your toilet paper into a shape cone/rod shape and insert this in your anus as a way to clean out and massage the inside of your sphincter

echinopsis


put antiperspirant on at night before bed and wash off in shower before putting on clothes to get maximum antiperspirant effect with no antiperspirant gross getting on clothed

qirex


get like 6 pairs of the same socks [exact same, don't put up with any of that different accent color or weave pattern] at a time then if you lose one it's NBD

theadder



echinopsis posted:

twist your toilet paper into a shape cone/rod shape and insert this in your anus as a way to clean out and massage the inside of your sphincter

do u certify that this works

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PuTTY riot posted:

chalk paint

make chalkboard paint with tile grout and regular paint

also if you want a whiteboard just get showerboard it's cheaper

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echinopsis posted:

twist your toilet paper into a shape cone/rod shape and insert this in your anus as a way to clean out and massage the inside of your sphincter

get a bidet

echinopsis


a high powered one. none of this "only clean the outside of my rear end"
bullshit

echinopsis


enema supremacy I think

Mido

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echinopsis posted:

supreme enema

suffix

Wheeee!

echinopsis posted:

a high powered one. none of this "only clean the outside of my rear end"
bullshit

just go to a park and sit naked on the fountain

though it feels a bit awkward the first time you try it,

public enema no. 1

Smythe




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suffix posted:

just go to a park and sit naked on the fountain

though it feels a bit awkward the first time you try it,

public enema no. 1

hehe noice setup

bobbilljim

big dumb animal

lift up your legs while posting, its more natural and makes it easier to post

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bobbilljim posted:

lift up your legs while posting, its more natural and makes it easier to post

same except do kegels while you sit all day

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echinopsis posted:

put antiperspirant on at night before bed and wash off in shower before putting on clothes to get maximum antiperspirant effect with no antiperspirant gross getting on clothed

oh i thought with you method you weren't allowed to shower in the morning.

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echinopsis posted:

put antiperspirant on at night before bed and wash off in shower before putting on clothes to get maximum antiperspirant effect with no antiperspirant gross getting on clothed

or just use deodorant like a normal person

antiperspirant is gross

(also realtalk most people use waaaaaay too much antiperspirant, you only need the thinnest possible layer)

echinopsis


A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

or just use deodorant like a normal person

antiperspirant is gross

(also realtalk most people use waaaaaay too much antiperspirant, you only need the thinnest possible layer)

sum people sweat more than others. get hosed if you dont!


CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

oh i thought with you method you weren't allowed to shower in the morning.

nah you wash it off, but DONT apply more, not until night again

ytour pores are still blocked by the aluminium but the agent that allows the aluminium to stay in suspension in the fluid is gone so the aluminium stays in the pores longer AND it doesnt go onto your shirt
thats my theory anyway

PuTTY riot

echinopsis posted:

sum people sweat more than others. get hosed if you dont!


nah you wash it off, but DONT apply more, not until night again

ytour pores are still blocked by the aluminium but the agent that allows the aluminium to stay in suspension in the fluid is gone so the aluminium stays in the pores longer AND it doesnt go onto your shirt
thats my theory anyway

as my SA pharmacist shouldn't u know how this poo poo works??????????

like whats the next step up from mitchum or w/e that hardcore poo poo is?

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PuTTY riot posted:

as my SA pharmacist shouldn't u know how this poo poo works??????????

like whats the next step up from mitchum or w/e that hardcore poo poo is?

one of those hippy crystal things that does nothing.

theadder



truth will out

echinopsis


PuTTY riot posted:

as my SA pharmacist shouldn't u know how this poo poo works??????????

im basing my theory on accepted pharmaceutic princples + it works so


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like whats the next step up from mitchum or w/e that hardcore poo poo is?
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mitchum + the method i described above is enough for most people to not sweat at all during the day (and leave no pit stains) but you can upgrade to stronger poo poo but we're talking $50 a bottle not $5 and its basically the same poo poo but higher concentrations.

echinopsis


i guess you could have plastic surgery on your armpits

duTrieux.

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echinopsis posted:

i guess you could have plastic surgery on your armpits

it's actually a nerve that they cut

duTrieux.

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echinopsis


is it sufficient
what method do you use

echinopsis


duTrieux. posted:

it's actually a nerve that they cut

that seems worth it

BangersInMyKnickers

I have an oral fixation and it's not the sexy kind


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUig9IAwggM

duTrieux.

~omnia delenda sunt~

echinopsis posted:

is it sufficient
what method do you use

it is a very good product, i heartily recommend. if i know the weather is going to be lovely (too much sunshine UGH california porblems) i'll apply the evening before, though day-of application works as well. i don't sweat a lot at all so that helps

echinopsis


i tend to find applying antipersp during the day works to keep me from smelling but total fail when comes to stop sweating. when i started pharmacy i was wearing shirts to work and found this solution at night worked. thats mah story!

duTrieux.

~omnia delenda sunt~

just looked it up, you can either have the sweat glands cut/burned/sucked/lasered out, or you can have a doctor do a procedure "which cuts, burns, or clamps the thoracic ganglion on the main sympathetic chain that runs alongside the spine"

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echinopsis


duTrieux. posted:

just looked it up, you can either have the sweat glands cut/burned/sucked/lasered out, or you can have a doctor do a procedure "which cuts, burns, or clamps the thoracic ganglion on the main sympathetic chain that runs alongside the spine"

hosed up but true

PuTTY riot

they can also botox ur armpits

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PuTTY riot

problem is you'll just start sweating more somewhere else on ur body like ur face, hands, or feet

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