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Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

Why would you do this in your work clothes?

Ebolas on its way folks, and all we have to defend ourselves from it if we catch it is to drink water non stop until either it passes or you die.

So what what will your final hours of Ebola induced internal haemorrhaging be like?

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geke rowsperg
Oct 6, 2007

"Keke"


you first, op

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

gently caress your water im drinkin gatorade, ill be unstoppable

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012


I live in the white part of town. I'll be fine.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Parallax Scroll posted:

gently caress your water im drinkin gatorade, ill be unstoppable

http://www.brawndo.com/

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

Why would you do this in your work clothes?

geke rowsperg posted:

you first, op

I will be drinking lots of water to keep myself hydrated and hoping the pain and bleeding out of every orifice we stop soon of course.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

fear itself


Did you know that tampons come in a variety of sizes and can absorb between 8-24 ounces of blood depending on the brand?

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Salt Fish posted:

Did you know that tampons come in a variety of sizes and can absorb between 8-24 ounces of blood depending on the brand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhiBSUsSnr4

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent

Start your day out right with Ebola cereal!

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014


man I keep putting off my bio warfare suit purchase and I only ever remember when something bad could happen (ie. when the prices skyrocket)

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


time to stock up on ammo

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014


bigzak posted:

time to stock up on ammo

no you only need one reliable bullet

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014


two or three, just to be extra safe lol

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




dont worry u cant get it if u never leave the house

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014


goons - the last race on earth

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


time to stock up on soap

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


ebola apocalypse > zombie apocalypse.

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004



Seems like a quick death as far as infectious diseases are concerned. I say bring it on.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

I plan on living out my final hours on a giant roll of butcher paper, and rolling around gasping and flopping as blood leaks from my eyes, mouth, and butt. The blood smears and rolling will create a daring and provocative piece of art that my family can then sell at Christie's in NYC for $100,000.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012



Post some videos of Ebola stricken victims.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

SHISHKABOB posted:

Post some videos of Ebola stricken victims.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJJ8AJUn-p4

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

Jinkies!


1gnoirents posted:

goons - the last race on earth

guys some survivors are creating a co-op farm down the road

In as Supply Side Jesus

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


uG
Apr 23, 2003



*op ponders how to get a multi page thread*

I know, I'll just copy an existing successful thread on page 1 gbs !!!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

*Walks into the thread coughing up liquefied organs*

Sup guys?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

If you feel like this is happening to you, you must have read my post


It's a shame that we ended racism here so I can't go screaming into a rival tribal area and puke blood all over them.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Al Borland posted:

*Walks into the thread coughing up liquefied organs*

Sup guys?

I love cats
Feb 8, 2012


are pets safe?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007

Eleven thousand dead birds
fly towards nothing because
they are dead
and cannot fly

e bol a cereal everyday for breakfast

e bol a cereal...

nvm.. please pretend i posted a good post

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

If you feel like this is happening to you, you must have read my post


I love cats posted:

are pets safe?

Yes they may happily feast upon your dead corpse when you die from ebola, so no need to worry. People will find your decayed body due to the small and your animals shall have consumed your mortal husk for their food.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

bitches always be trippin'


Outbreak was terrifying.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


I love cats posted:

are pets safe?

If you have a cat you should be fine, but an alligator is not a safe pet and it may eat your ebola savaged corpse.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

The Taint Reaper posted:

Yes they may happily feast upon your dead corpse when you die from ebola, so no need to worry. People will find your decayed body due to the small and your animals shall have consumed your mortal husk for their food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUzTfTgXF2c

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012

Intergalactic booty hunter


do we really need two ebola threads

I love cats
Feb 8, 2012


The Taint Reaper posted:

Yes they may happily feast upon your dead corpse when you die from ebola, so no need to worry. People will find your decayed body due to the small and your animals shall have consumed your mortal husk for their food.

It sounds exciting.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

If you feel like this is happening to you, you must have read my post


gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

do we really need two ebola threads

Yes one must be the great white protected haven where we all can get treated.

I love cats
Feb 8, 2012


Chris Awful posted:

If you have a cat you should be fine, but an alligator is not a safe pet and it may eat your ebola savaged corpse.

So, how do I get some ebola? I have the alligator part covered.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

do we really need two ebola threads

The forums is infected with ebola. Only a matter of time before the sub-forums began to merge as they liquify.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


I love cats posted:

So, how do I get some ebola? I have the alligator part covered.

Best place to capture ebola is in the wild. Go to your local asian restaurant with the poorest health inspection rating posted on their door. You could go to your local university laboratory, but they keep their ebola under lock and key.

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I love cats
Feb 8, 2012


Chris Awful posted:

Best place to capture ebola is in the wild. Go to your local asian restaurant with the poorest health inspection rating posted on their door. You could go to your local university laboratory, but they keep their ebola under lock and key.

I am more likely to get salmonella or die of prostate cancer before I catch any ebola from a local business, local university laboratory or what's left of the patch of trees also known as the wild.

Some cat lady said I can get it from the internet, though. I'll go with the cat lady since she sounded more scientific than you do.

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