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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Hatoful Boyfriend http://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/?snr=1_4_4__106_1



Congratulations! You’ve been accepted as the only human student at the prestigious St. PigeoNation’s Institute, a school for talented birds! Roam the halls and find love in between classes as a sophomore student at the world’s greatest pigeon high school.



An Avian Love Story: Chat with birds of every feather from narcoleptic school instructors to pigeon biker gangs on your way to flirty encounters potential suitors that set your hear aflutter. Spend time with the ones that strike your fancy and ditch the birds that prove to be a bore!

New Scenario and Ending: Series creator Hato Moa has created an all-new scenario and ending to discover in this exciting update for fans of the original game and brand-new Hatoful Boyfriend players!

Replayability to Fall in Love All Over Again: Build your own nest of intrigue within the St. PigeoNation’s Institute with genre-bending intertwining narratives, hidden stories, surprise paramours, and multiple endings sure to send you back to the start to try a new path and a different love interest.

Attend Class and Level Up: Choose elective classes like gym and art class to raise your character’s stats and bend suitors to your will by mixing charisma, vitality and wisdom. Get wise and you’ll pass your classes. Getting fit might save your life!

Fowl Twists and Turns: Not everything is as it seems at St. PigeoNation’s Institute! Uncover dark conspiracies, unexpected twists, and hellish fiends bent on bringing on the apocalypse. Pick your dates wisely, and you’ll flap off into the distance with your one true love. Take the wrong turn, and you might just end up murdered in your bed.

Sensual Birdfeed: Purchase delicious beans as a gift for your potential love interests and wow your feathered crushes with Calm Corn, Country Millet or Bitter Black Beans.






Is this game serious? Or is it trying to be funny? Anyone looking for a pigeon dating sim only has to wait 3 more weeks i guess

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

KennyLoggins posted:

is this a pigeon simulator?

pigeon dating sim

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
but you are a human and not a pigeon

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Blazing Ownager posted:

I was looking forward to a "school of pigs" like a school of fish, but I can't leave disappointed given the thread was for a Pigeon dating sim.

blame motherfucker lowtax for limiting thread title length

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