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pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


and i'm coming up empty. i said "it's a chill place to post with friends" but that didn't seem to advance the ball very far.

byob, what is byob?

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Nacho Destroyer


pig slut lisa posted:

and i'm coming up empty. i said "it's a chill place to post with friends" but that didn't seem to advance the ball very far.

byob, what is byob?

Gas

Mighty Stalker


Jokes website, for telling jokes.

Pedantra


pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


hahaha she was like "there's thousands of people doing this right now, replying instantly just like you" with a hint of wonder in her voice

and then i pointed to the part that said "38 people chillin"

drilldo squirt


I am byob, lisa.

drilldo squirt


Lisa, how fat is your fiance?

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


drilldo squirt posted:

Lisa, how fat is your fiance?

exactly the right amount between 0 and 100!

Pedantra


hey lady, this is a childrens forum for teens like myself, your husband makes really bad and offensive posts at underaged posters such as myself designed to lure us into having sex with him. the mods wont help at all and he's super creepy, please tell him to stop posting!!!!!

i am he


wait.... is pig slut lisa not actually a gay teen....

what the...


Pedantra posted:

hey lady, this is a childrens forum for teens like myself, your husband makes really bad and offensive posts at underaged posters such as myself designed to lure us into having sex with him. the mods wont help at all and he's super creepy, please tell him to stop posting!!!!!

Noblesse Obliged

damn dirty ape

random discharges of positive and negatively charged peons

OG Necromancer


It's a place where we all collectively lower our posting standards in order to tell jokes and have fun.

a starwar betamax

I thnk this picture pretty much sums it up op:

bacalou



ulvir

I hunger for you


yes this p much. if the fiance don't think this is the poo poo then I'm sorry, maybe get a new one pig slut

December Octopodes


make your fiance post to truly understand the yob

my new dog

butt of tut


      

its all very egocentric

Arnold of Soissons




December Octopodes posted:

make your fiance post to truly understand the yob

one cannot simply be told what yobbing is, one must experience first hand the yobbery

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


Arnold of Soissons posted:

one cannot simply be told what yobbing is, one must experience first hand the yobbery

so far i've shown her the positive response whenever i've posted pictures of our dog, but i'm, uhhhh, hesitant? to show her the whole kit and kaboodle.

Peanut and the Gang



Show her the goldmined threads, and she'll say "drat, Byob is the good stuff!"

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


Peanut and the Gang posted:

Show her the goldmined threads, and she'll say "drat, Byob is the good stuff!"



why didn't i think of that before. brilliant. i'll report back.

alnilam

Me Tie Naugh-Ty Walker


High brow weed jokes is a good place to start imo

Jett



pig slut lisa posted:



why didn't i think of that before. brilliant. i'll report back.

there are a couple threads in there you could tactfully skip

ulvir

I hunger for you

Jett posted:

there are a couple threads in there you could tactfully skip

yeah the president election thread isn't really that entertaining

Sleepy Owl


Jett posted:

there are a couple threads in there you could tactfully skip

alnilam

Me Tie Naugh-Ty Walker


wait how is the weed joke thread not goldmined

Quincy Smallvoice

Bitches leave

gently caress that just go skydiving with her who cares

FluffieDuckie
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

alnilam posted:

wait how is the weed joke thread not goldmined

was is dogcrashes? he said he wasn't goldmining his own threads which is just insanity imo

what the...


dogcrash truther posted:

i'm not going to goldmine threads i started but for what it's worth i think the weed humor thread is not funny enough as a whole to goldmine even though it has some funny posts in it

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Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.



just tell them it's some kind of modern art project or something

anime fuck pillow


just tell him at least it's not tumblr or Pinterest.

FluffieDuckie
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

or /r/cumonfigurines

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


Kimmalah posted:

just tell them it's some kind of modern art project or something

post-modern*

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


anime gently caress pillow posted:

just tell him at least it's not tumblr or Pinterest.

she has a pinterest :/

although tbf she's on it a lot less than i am on byob

anime fuck pillow


Then explain that this is your Pinterest and you're into different things.

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.




i thought of that but i'm a total plebe so i wasn't sure if it would be correct or not

Jett



Kimmalah posted:

i thought of that but i'm a total plebe so i wasn't sure if it would be correct or not

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