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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


EXHIBIT A: PERSONALITY
My roommate fits the typical "lol fit goon" stereotype. He's fit, clean and socially smooth. His voice warbles in pitch, making him sound like something off a cartoon saying meow. Since he either can't, won't, or doesn't know how to cook, he subsists almost entirely on cat food. He wants to kill me. I pay for this.

Wardrobe: He rubs his dick on my neck while I sleep.

EXHIBIT B: WEED KING
I think he gets high on the nip to numb the pain of his existence. I masturbate at least five times a day. Needless to say, he's seen some serious poo poo.

EXHIBIT C: IDLE TIME
This dude sits at home all day or something I don't know I'm not watching him all day.

EXHIBIT D: I MAY BE INFECTED BY PARASITES


CONCLUSION

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Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp


Shut up fag

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


think carefully, did you at any point in the past few years eat any human meat, specifically brains? prions ain't nothin to gently caress with

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why
We get the point of rolling up a million


[18:38:14] [W From] [Pandusky-Dus]: i miss my ex-gf

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


topic thread has a typo i think brain paraites taking toll

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003

Shitpost Extraordinaire Conquistador & Preeminent Good Frogger Scumlord Tacobueno Present:

this is the T3 of roommate threads

Wachepti
Oct 31, 2003


I wish I could "subscribe" to posters I would do so for you OP

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.


I'm beginning to suspect that I'm a goon

Exhibit A: I'm a goon

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Fetus Tree posted:

this is the T3 of roommate threads

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011



satanic splash-back posted:

EXHIBIT A: PERSONALITY
My roommate fits the typical "lol fit goon" stereotype. He's fit, clean and socially smooth. His voice warbles in pitch, making him sound like something off a cartoon saying meow. Since he either can't, won't, or doesn't know how to cook, he subsists almost entirely on cat food. He wants to kill me. I pay for this.

Wardrobe: He rubs his dick on my neck while I sleep.

EXHIBIT B: WEED KING
I think he gets high on the nip to numb the pain of his existence. I masturbate at least five times a day. Needless to say, he's seen some serious poo poo.

EXHIBIT C: IDLE TIME
This dude sits at home all day or something I don't know I'm not watching him all day.

EXHIBIT D: I MAY BE INFECTED BY PARASITES


CONCLUSION

your roomate is a cat

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

satanic splash-back posted:

EXHIBIT B: WEED KING

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


satanic splash-back posted:

EXHIBIT A: PERSONALITY
My roommate fits the typical "lol fit goon" stereotype. He's fit, clean and socially smooth. His voice warbles in pitch, making him sound like something off a cartoon saying meow. Since he either can't, won't, or doesn't know how to cook, he subsists almost entirely on cat food. He wants to kill me. I pay for this.

Wardrobe: He rubs his dick on my neck while I sleep.

EXHIBIT B: WEED KING
I think he gets high on the nip to numb the pain of his existence. I masturbate at least five times a day. Needless to say, he's seen some serious poo poo.

EXHIBIT C: IDLE TIME
This dude sits at home all day or something I don't know I'm not watching him all day.

EXHIBIT D: I MAY BE INFECTED BY PARASITES


CONCLUSION

E

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




VanSandman posted:

your roomate is a cat

your roommate is EXHIBIT B: WEED CAT

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003

Shitpost Extraordinaire Conquistador & Preeminent Good Frogger Scumlord Tacobueno Present:


E culture

Claven666
Jun 27, 2010


i'm thinking some sort of beautiful mind, fight club type scenario. might as well eat all the pills in the medicine cabinet and have a lay down

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007


i am the weed king

the bongs have been called

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003

Shitpost Extraordinaire Conquistador & Preeminent Good Frogger Scumlord Tacobueno Present:

Moridin920 posted:

i am the weed king

the bongs have been called

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Network Pesci
Aug 30, 2012


Is that Weedlord Bonerhitler Jr?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


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what happened
Jul 27, 2011


Kaytwo posted:

Shut up fag

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