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Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

And Llorente does a thing. 3-0

and Cagliari have taken to just kicking the poo poo out of Juventus.

Soulex fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Dec 18, 2014

# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:10

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 00:41

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Is it me or has Zapata scored in nearly every match he's played in for Napoli since like a month ago?

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:55

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Apparently City have offered NAstasic and Chiriches + 20m euro for Pogba, Juve told them to gently caress off.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 22:21

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Drogadon posted:

Apparently City have offered NAstasic and Chiriches + 20m euro for Pogba, Juve told them to gently caress off.

Good, he's worth more than 20 mil and 1 and half clowns.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 22:31

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Drogadon posted:

Apparently City have offered NAstasic and Chiriches + 20m euro for Pogba, Juve told them to gently caress off.

Why did they offer a Tottenham player?

# ? Dec 18, 2014 22:37

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Mickolution posted:

Why did they offer a Tottenham player?

lol I didn't even catch that

# ? Dec 18, 2014 22:39

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

I don't know lol I just parroted a tweet I read ~journalism~

# ? Dec 18, 2014 22:40

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Vidal's goal was really nice. Other than that I didn't think Juve played particularly well today, the other goals were just poor defending/goalkeeping

# ? Dec 18, 2014 23:16

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Catania seems to have taken over the Sicilian madness: Beppe Sannino has resigned and has been replaced by Maurizio Pellegrino, who himself was sacked by Catania earlier in the season. Nice.

# ? Dec 19, 2014 18:26

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Catania seems to have taken over the Sicilian madness: Beppe Sannino has resigned and has been replaced by Maurizio Pellegrino, who himself was sacked by Catania earlier in the season. Nice.

Harmony has been restored to the universe.

# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:27

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Just noticed that the Chievo-Hellas derby is the early match on Sunday. I'm surprised and glad that BeIN actually will show it instead of an infomercial.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 07:45

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Just noticed that the Chievo-Hellas derby is the early match on Sunday. I'm surprised and glad that BeIN actually will show it instead of an infomercial.

This decision to play derbies at lunch time can go to hell.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 07:52

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

This decision to play derbies at lunch time can go to hell.

Agreed. There's always a chance I'll sleep right through any of them, despite best intentions. This poo poo is early.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:48

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

The Sassuolo - Cesena match on right now is terrible, and it doesn't help that the pitch is so foggy that Cesena's always kits blend in with the background.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:43

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Wow, yeah, the Sassuolo kits just disappear on the far side of the pitch.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:05

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

What happened to Berardi? I stepped away and now he's getting carted off.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:30

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Pro dive by Vrsaljko there.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:34

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Sassuolo kits are better camouflage than Napoli's.

When does Serie A pick back up after the break? Like the third? Cause I have to go to the field for a month on the sixth...and deal with my son missing me again :negative:

And missing FIORENTINA. Which is like my child, except a naughty child that makes me mad sometimes and I want to spank it, but hats "child-abuse" and all that bullshit so you have to sit him in corner but that's abuse too. So there's nothing you can do in terms of disciplining your child so he grows up acting like an rear end in a top hat to everyone disrespecting authority and having an instant gratification problem and can't wait at all and loses his poo poo like a goddamn child when he orders two cheeseburgers for his friends, one with pickles, one without and the one who didn't want pickles got them and the one that wanted them didn't get them. He doesn't know how to logically solve this problem so he reacts with anger, eventually turning to drugs and booze, but not the hard stuff because he's too much of a bitch to do anything harder than a Zima or a wine cooler because he "was totally traumatized by his alcoholic father (me)" who actually had like a beer at dinner and told him to clean his goddamn room because it looked like a loving whore explosion went off in there, and not because he was a lady killer, I mean it's because he is so goddamn Virginly that he can't go into Victoria's Secret like a real man to take a look at what's actually inside the store. No, he has to buy goddamn 200 dollars worth of lingerie to not look like a creep, but that doesn't work because he buys various sizes and eventually decides that somehing that would fit him would be the best choice. So now I have a cross-dressing, weak rear end pussy bitch virgin for a son that I have to bear the brunt of his blame because I didn't raise him right, which I would have if the goddamn state would have let me spank the little poo poo.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:46

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Soulex posted:

Sassuolo kits are better camouflage than Napoli's.

When does Serie A pick back up after the break? Like the third? Cause I have to go to the field for a month on the sixth...and deal with my son missing me again

And missing FIORENTINA. Which is like my child, except a naughty child that makes me mad sometimes and I want to spank it, but hats "child-abuse" and all that bullshit so you have to sit him in corner but that's abuse too. So there's nothing you can do in terms of disciplining your child so he grows up acting like an rear end in a top hat to everyone disrespecting authority and having an instant gratification problem and can't wait at all and loses his poo poo like a goddamn child when he orders two cheeseburgers for his friends, one with pickles, one without and the one who didn't want pickles got them and the one that wanted them didn't get them. He doesn't know how to logically solve this problem so he reacts with anger, eventually turning to drugs and booze, but not the hard stuff because he's too much of a bitch to do anything harder than a Zima or a wine cooler because he "was totally traumatized by his alcoholic father (me)" who actually had like a beer at dinner and told him to clean his goddamn room because it looked like a loving whore explosion went off in there, and not because he was a lady killer, I mean it's because he is so goddamn Virginly that he can't go into Victoria's Secret like a real man to take a look at what's actually inside the store. No, he has to buy goddamn 200 dollars worth of lingerie to not look like a creep, but that doesn't work because he buys various sizes and eventually decides that somehing that would fit him would be the best choice. So now I have a cross-dressing, weak rear end pussy bitch virgin for a son that I have to bear the brunt of his blame because I didn't raise him right, which I would have if the goddamn state would have let me spank the little poo poo.

...the sixth, we pick up again on the sixth.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:58

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

I'm not reading that.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:59

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfbQDW2HvrY

# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:00

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

sassassin posted:

I'm not reading that.

Neither am I

Edit:

trem_two posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfbQDW2HvrY

This, if anything, should have been the text in my AV. Wildly appropriate

# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:00

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Also that was a great cross and header for Cesena to manage a draw at the end of the match. That's an important point for them.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:01

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

We play Parma on the sixth. That should be a fun game. Hopefully I don't manifest that early.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:05

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I forgot about these dumb cummerbund Milan shirts.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:49

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

trem_two posted:

I forgot about these dumb cummerbund Milan shirts.

Go well with menez facial hair

# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:51

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I like Roma kits without the sponsor so much.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:52

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

I forgot about these dumb cummerbund Milan shirts.

They're so bad.

Bonera with his first handball, Totti will want to wait until he inevitably walks in to the box next time.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:52

canepazzo: May 29, 2006

Soulex posted:

Sassuolo kits are better camouflage than Napoli's.

When does Serie A pick back up after the break? Like the third? Cause I have to go to the field for a month on the sixth...and deal with my son missing me again

And missing FIORENTINA. Which is like my child, except a naughty child that makes me mad sometimes and I want to spank it, but hats "child-abuse" and all that bullshit so you have to sit him in corner but that's abuse too. So there's nothing you can do in terms of disciplining your child so he grows up acting like an rear end in a top hat to everyone disrespecting authority and having an instant gratification problem and can't wait at all and loses his poo poo like a goddamn child when he orders two cheeseburgers for his friends, one with pickles, one without and the one who didn't want pickles got them and the one that wanted them didn't get them. He doesn't know how to logically solve this problem so he reacts with anger, eventually turning to drugs and booze, but not the hard stuff because he's too much of a bitch to do anything harder than a Zima or a wine cooler because he "was totally traumatized by his alcoholic father (me)" who actually had like a beer at dinner and told him to clean his goddamn room because it looked like a loving whore explosion went off in there, and not because he was a lady killer, I mean it's because he is so goddamn Virginly that he can't go into Victoria's Secret like a real man to take a look at what's actually inside the store. No, he has to buy goddamn 200 dollars worth of lingerie to not look like a creep, but that doesn't work because he buys various sizes and eventually decides that somehing that would fit him would be the best choice. So now I have a cross-dressing, weak rear end pussy bitch virgin for a son that I have to bear the brunt of his blame because I didn't raise him right, which I would have if the goddamn state would have let me spank the little poo poo.

same

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:02

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

*does a drive by post* hello serie A homies

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:03

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hegay posted:

*does a drive by post* hello serie A homies

Howdy. Ronaldo is doing great things I see, I saw that Rabona Volley he almost scored on the plane. Nuts.

What's this about you guys thinking about selling bale?

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:06

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

I have heard nothing about that lol, I bet it's from an English paper. Will Juve get clowned by regulation candidates Dortmund?

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:11

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Hegay posted:

Will Juve get clowned by regulation candidates Dortmund?

Probably, yeah.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:11

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Hegay posted:

I have heard nothing about that lol, I bet it's from an English paper. Will Juve get clowned by regulation candidates Dortmund?

There's nothing regulation about Juve wakka wakka

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:12

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

Gigi Galli posted:

There's nothing regulation about Juve wakka wakka

I would also have accepted "Juve makes the regulations" or something like that.. what I mean is; they are cheats - possible northern conspiracy?

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:13

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Hegay posted:

I would also have accepted "Juve makes the regulations" or something like that.. what I mean is; they are cheats - possible northern conspiracy?

Hell,

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:14

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Hegay posted:

I would also have accepted "Juve makes the regulations" or something like that.. what I mean is; they are cheats - possible northern conspiracy?

hmm sounds like some win op

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:15

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

Is Bonera really a better right back than Abate? lol

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:15

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Hegay posted:

Is Bonera really a better right back than Abate? lol

All the other RBs are dead.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:16

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 00:41

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Hegay posted:

Is Bonera really a better right back than Abate? lol

Abate and De Sciglio are injured.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:16

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