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Great OP as always. I'm looking forward to a year of cheering on Max Allegri? Is there a pill I can take instead or do I just need to drink more?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 05:03 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 18:13 |
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Nostradingus posted:Just dropping in to remind everyone that Tancredi Palmeri has the most hilarious Super Mario-type stereotypical Italian accent ever. In a similar vein, Germano Mosconi will always be the old man voice I hear when I think of anyone other than my nonni yelling about calcio.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 04:33 |
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Troy Queef posted:Did someone say "Germano Mosconi"?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBACLpkon6Q They never did close that door....
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 18:41 |
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Soulex posted:Samp has gotten rid of ball boys this season... I got no problem letting adult women handle balls...
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 18:30 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Siena with one N, it's not a Toyota. I had an ex that learned about "n"s after asking my grandmother for another bowl of pene. Ironically, her enjoyment of pene is part of why we broke up... In more interesting news, it doesn't look like Vidal is actually going anywhere aside from the tour of Asia that Juve are currently on. Allegri is saying that he committed to Juve, the team have said that they'll only move him if he asks for a transfer, and Vidal himself hasn't said anything other than " I do not go to Manchester." I'm honestly glad that it looks like we're gonna keep him at least another year, so long that if/when we do sell him we get a large ransom in return.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 20:47 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Four teams get relegated from B, so there will be the champions of each group + a playoff winner. Im not sure how big the playoffs will be though. It would all be a hell of a lot easier if they just decided to relegate 3 teams instead. Three go up and three go down each way.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 21:17 |
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Soulex posted:Inter want 30m for Icardi Hey, I needed a good laugh today! Sport Mediaset appears to think Milan struck a deal with Genoa for Perin at 10m. They'll be getting themselves a hell of a keeper on the cheap if that's accurate.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 16:47 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Lol This, basically. You're look at the guy who, barring something, will be the national team's keeper for the next 2-3 world cups. 10m is a lot for a keeper but if this kid is anything like what he seems, he's absolutely a steal at a quarter the price that Juve paid for Buffon. Edit: Buffon got sold for 45m, so yeah, getting Perin for 10m is pretty drat cheap. I read somewhere that Inzaghi was pissed that they couldn't keep the ball out of the back of the net and this is a drat fine way to fix that. Robviously fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Aug 6, 2014 |
# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 18:06 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Tavecchio has given Conte a call about the Italy job. Last I had heard, Conte had been saying he doesn't want the job to every outlet that would give him an ear. That, of course, means jack all and I would be very pleased if this is true and he accepted.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 21:46 |
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Vexin posted:I spent too much time trying to figure out where the gently caress some of the teams in Siena's girone are and somehow missed the news that Wanda and Mauro are expecting. So is the tattoo artist gonna be in the delivery room or is that more of a christening thing?
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 03:37 |
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Funkysauce posted:Is it really that bad? There's no money? In all honesty, Serie A is on such a trajectory that MLS is going to be a better/more respected league in +/- 4 years.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 19:48 |
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tbp posted:Lets not get stupid Eh, I'll be a bit reactionary but really the fact that Juve has done what it's done is really telling about the quality of the league. Last year wasn't a runaway but to still easily beat out a club that had, by most accounts, a record year for the Scudetto is shameful. Troy Queef posted:Is there any way to stop the rot? I mean, the Bundesliga was considered crap no more than a decade ago and now it's being heralded as the real best league in the world. Clubs need to start throwing everything they can at Europe and have two or three teams go deep in the CL for a few years. I could be completely off base but I feel like no one wants to play in Italy because there's no real competition at the European levels and there's no real competition for the European spots, outside of a couple surprises. Basically the entire league needs an overhaul and an influx of that sweet Europe money and that ain't gonna happen in the good old boys club that is Series A.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 20:03 |
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Soulex posted:Pizza Napoli (the garbage man pizza) Garbage men make good pizza...
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 20:43 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Proper Napolitano pizza is actually the greatest pizza on earth. Serie A 14/15: The quality of our league is inversely proportional to the quality of our pizza.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 20:48 |
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What a lot of it comes down to is that homegrown talent means precisely dick if we can't pay when they get great and we can't pay without giving a poo poo in Europe/ on the national stage. We could see the next Messi, the next Baggio, the next Pele, rise up through the youth ranks and they would get sniped every time by another league who has the cash to pay for them.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 15:17 |
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Gigi Galli posted:And yet here is this Mexes, who I think is the top earner at the club now that Mario's gone. Burlusconi was being kept alive by underage prostitutes and the impotent rage of the Milanisti and now the girls are gone....
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 21:02 |
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Gigi Galli posted:
Ahahahahaha... "You are a woman....that... makes (large)ball(s)" Holy poo poo lol. Edit: I've heard "pallone" also used for "soccer" in the past so it could also mean that but holy poo poo is her reaction great to him basically saying she's hot in one of the worst ways possible. Robviously fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Sep 1, 2014 |
# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 03:02 |
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Gigi Galli posted:You know I didn't even catch that, you're absolutely right The Judas reference is spot on since denari is the word I've heard used for the coins(diamonds) suit in cards. That poo poo is absolutely priceless.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 17:43 |
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Oh god, stop arguing before you get a red.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 20:30 |
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Tevez!
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 21:20 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Menez on the left of him and Honda on the right. ~Here I am, stuck watching Milan with you.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 17:16 |
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GD piazza watch incoming.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 20:07 |
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I think Milan picked up Rophynol as a sponsor the way this game is going so far.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 20:19 |
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Honda just tied it. Milan seems to be trying to wake up.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 21:06 |
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If Milan end up with a tie, they still don't deserve it.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 21:26 |
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Gigi Galli posted:whatever mystical force keeping Bonera in the team quote:sucking dicks Probably the most accurate response.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 21:40 |
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Honda always felt like he was underperforming last year, it's nice to see him on a tear even if he has to do it playing with Milan.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 22:36 |
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Juve up 1-0 on a handball PK by Cesena. edit: Lol at the announcer saying that Cesena wouldn't have gotten that penalty if it was the other way around.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 20:04 |
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"It's a problem for me because, now, too many rules are open to interpretation." Jesus christ shut the gently caress up..
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 20:08 |
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Torino just scored again, it looks like. 2-1 now.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 20:18 |
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Matri's got a brace now for Genoa. Something, something, eat poo poo Hellas.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 21:13 |
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Gigi Galli posted:two_terrible_players.txt milan.txt tl;dr: Burlusconi says the media misinterpreted him saying Milan would be winning if the coach listened to him. Number of people who believe him: 0
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 15:52 |
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Dilkington posted:
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 17:10 |
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calcio posted:Someone tell Tevez to stop scoring. Tevez cannot be stopped.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 21:07 |
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He gives all of us gifts, really.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 05:19 |
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Oh wow... wow. This is getting insane.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 17:28 |
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Tevez on a PK.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 17:29 |
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This loving game. lol edit: Someone's getting shanked on the field, aren't they?
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 17:34 |
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Hahaha, this game is ending 4 on 4.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 17:36 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 18:13 |
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Bah. That was gorgeous though.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 17:47 |