- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Last time I wore a football shirt was when I was 10 and it was an Inter whatever year whatever season fake Vieri one. Thinking about buying a Lazio poo poo, they look ace and would even wear it to clubs or nights out.
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Apr 29, 2024 03:54
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Yeah, there is a pretty prolific one even. Petagna, De Sciglio, Mastour and El Sha all played on the primavera in recent years. Mastour is the hot property right now.
Haha, they might have. In general, as you probably know better than me, the sword means that the republic is at war, so I guess the opposite is that it's not?
Umm, El Sha is not a milan product ffs
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Aug 6, 2014 21:05
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Parma, Lazio, late 90s, imagine that.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:52
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Why should I watch 3 videos of Coppa Italia penalties????
cliffs plz
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Aug 17, 2014 12:56
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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this ref literally hates Vidic
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Aug 31, 2014 21:34
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Dzemaili for 2,3 mil to Gala along with Pandev for 2,4.
Dzemaili for 2 mil ffs.
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Sep 1, 2014 22:50
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Also, Verona has signed...Javier Saviola.
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Sep 1, 2014 23:04
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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The Italian U21 are 0-2 down in 15 minutes in a must win game against Serbia lol
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Sep 5, 2014 20:16
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Mazzarri being the highest-paid coach in the league is a goddamn travesty and I'm mad about that
It's Benitez, but yeah he gets a lot lol
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Sep 8, 2014 08:34
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Phwoar Empoli have a devastating front two in Maccarone and Tavano. If only it wasn't ten years after they were actually any good.
They scored 15 and 22 respectively in Serie B last year. Maybe they still have something in 'em.
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Sep 8, 2014 11:27
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Didn't realize Chievo are being sponsored by some cryptocurrency thing called Jetcoin.
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Sep 14, 2014 16:02
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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only 2 italians in Verona's starting 11, shameful stuff really
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Sep 15, 2014 20:06
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Is Muriel still injured/poo poo?
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Sep 29, 2014 20:54
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Owns. Kinda weird though, they didn't part amicably the last time.
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Sep 30, 2014 17:08
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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quote:DRUGS shame soccer idol Adrian Mutu erupted in a lust frenzy as he snorted cocaine off the stomach of a high-class hooker called Hot Legs.
The £16million Chelsea ace romped with stunning Monica Strattmann in an amazing SIX HOURS of wild sex sessions fuelled by hundreds of pounds worth of the illegal white powder.
Austrian-born Monica, 24, said: "It sent him into a complete frenzy. I thought I was going to be eaten alive.
"He was biting and licking me all over and I could tell that his need to have sex with me was very pressing."
Romanian hotshot Mutu, 25, could be banned from football for two years - and even sacked - after testing positive for cocaine. And in an exclusive interview with The People, Monica revealed he had bags of it stashed away and added: "Taking the drug seemed to be an established part of his social routine. He made it seem perfectly natural.
"From the way he was so carefree about the whole thing that night, I assumed footballers couldn't get into trouble for taking cocaine."
The £500-an-hour escort girl told how the Premiership hunk:
-WHISKED her to his room at a five-star hotel near Chelsea's Stamford Bridge stadium, not realising she was a hooker.
-STRIPPED her to her black G-string and bra and drove her crazy with teasing kisses and caresses before making passionate love to her.
-WHIPPED out his stash of cocaine to boost his sexual performance in an action replay - licking the powder off the back of his hand and rubbing it on his gums for the greatest hit.
-URGED Monica to share the Class A drug with him before dabbing some over her stomach and hoovering up every last trace with his nose.
Father-of-one Mutu - who split from his TV presenter wife Alexandra last year - chatted up Monica in the bar of the Conrad Hotel in posh Chelsea Harbour where both were with friends.
Former ballet dancer Monica, nicknamed Hot Legs on an internet escort site, had no idea who the striker was even when he said he played for Chelsea and Romania - but she pretended she did. She said: "I could tell from the way his eyes kept straying down to my boobs and legs that I was exciting him and I liked it. He's a very good looking guy."
Monica became a hooker as she struggled to make ends meet after arriving in London three years ago - but didn't tell Mutu that as he plied her with Dom Perignon champagne.
After their friends headed to trendy nightspot China White, Mutu invited her to his room.
She said: "I just remember falling through the door with my mouth clamped around his and falling on the bed. We were kissing like crazy and his hands were all over me and soon found their way under my dress. I must have unbuttoned his shirt because I remember slipping it off his shoulders.
"They were very muscular and broad and he had great looking olive skin. He was very excited but didn't rush. He seemed to get a thrill out of teasing me.
"He got me out of my dress. I was wearing a little black G-string and bra but he didn't attempt to take off my underwear for ages. I was lying on my back and we were kissing and talking.
"He was running his fingers across my breasts just above my bra. I was thinking, 'Just take it off or get your hands in there'. I went to undo the clasp but he stopped me and held me down while he kissed me again. He was driving me crazy. I managed to get on top of him. His trousers were already off so I slid his boxer shorts down and got to work on him. After that, he stopped trying to restrain me and I slipped out of my bra and panties and we made love.
"He was very good - very attentive with his hands and mouth and he had a good sense of rhythm."
Monica said that although Mutu was not well endowed "the amount of passion more than compensated".
The star confessed he was exhausted but soon turned into a "kinky lust mahcine" by taking cocaine.
He went to a cupboard and fished out a wrap of the drug from a zip-up bag.
Monica said: "He put a couple of pinches on the back of his hand and snorted it before applying a couple more, which he offered to me.
"Then he put his finger and thumb into his mouth and rubbed them along his gums. He got very chatty again and started telling me over and over how gorgeous I was and how he had fallen in love with my legs. He slid down the bed and started kissing my thighs before moving his way up. It was really erotic. He was alternating between biting, licking and kissing me. I was lying back enjoying myself with my eyes closed when I heard him say, 'Does this feel funny?'
"He was putting little dabs of cocaine on my stomach. He told me not move because he didn't want it to fall off. Then he started sniffing it off my tummy. He would sniff one spot and then lick and kiss me before moving to the next one.
"It didn't turn me on that much. It tickled a bit although I did my best not to laugh. I knew when he had taken it all because he started licking me again with a bit more purpose."
Mutu was desperate for another raunchy love-making session. Monica said: "I offered him foreplay but he pushed me back on to the bed and said, 'No, I'm too excited'.
"He was almost completely out of control but it was really sexy. By the time he finished he was breathless and dripping with sweat."
Monica added: "He was very generous with the cocaine. I've been with people before who'll lay out four lines, offer you one and then do the other three themselves. But Adrian seemed to have more than enough to share. It was very good.
"He told me he got his supplies through a trusted friend who knew where to get him high-quality stuff.
"It was pretty obvious that he took it regularly. He went through all the little rituals. Because he wasn't chopping it up with a credit card he made sure the powder was really fine by rubbing it through his fingers. After he took it he licked the back of his hand clean and then rubbed his fingers and thumbs into his gums. We got through the first wrap pretty quickly and he went into the wardrobe and produced more. I skipped a few turns because I didn't want to spend four days doing housework because I couldn't sleep.
"He must have a high tolerance to the drug. I'd have been a walking zombie for a week if I had taken as much as he had."
After the romp Mutu made it clear he wanted to spend the rest of the night alone. Monica said: "He asked where I lived and said I would be able to get a taxi from the concierge."
Mutu did ask for her mobile number. But Monica said: "I guessed he was just being polite. He'd got what he wanted. I reckoned if he did want to see me again he'd call but he never did."
Mutu's two-year marriage hit the rocks about the time he signed for Chelsea. His wife stayed in Romania and has custody of their son. The player has been trying for a reconcilation.
He has lost a £700,000 sponsorship deal because he failed the drugs test.
Monica said: "I wasn't surprised he failed. I was more shocked that he had been stupid enough to take drugs in the first place when he knew there was a chance he might be tested."
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/premier-star-hoovered-lines-of-coke-1602904#ixzz3Eogr4BVd
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Sep 30, 2014 17:20
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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cmon the chievos
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Oct 4, 2014 20:41
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Yet there is a certain Giovinco who for some reason gets picked.
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Oct 4, 2014 20:47
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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woah, the Munt.
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Oct 4, 2014 20:58
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Iturbo!
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Oct 5, 2014 17:44
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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loving juventina Rocchi
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Oct 5, 2014 17:49
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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lol didn't know he had it in him
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Oct 5, 2014 18:46
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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he won't score a better one in his lifetime.
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Oct 5, 2014 18:47
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Feel bad for Roma, they deserved a draw here.
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Oct 5, 2014 18:59
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Holy poo poo, the phwoar goals just keep coming. This ones the best so far I think.
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Oct 5, 2014 19:53
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Mazzarri's a goner soon I think.
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Oct 5, 2014 20:06
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Quagliarella has scored again. The change of scenery has done good for him so far.
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Oct 5, 2014 20:10
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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I'm missing a hell of a game aren't I? I can't understand Italian (only radio I can find) but it sounds good. I hear Babacar a lot.
Nope you aren't. Its 2 badteams.jpg, but Fiorentina is just playing smart, tight in the back and on the counters while Inter has no idea what they are doing.
I'll probably switch to River - Boca when it starts lol. Can't watch this Inter this season.
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Oct 5, 2014 21:04
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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I work in the shipping industry and italian ship officers are the coolest, funniest and nicest people I've ever worked with; otoh the greeks are the worst (surprisingly worse than even the russians), while the french and especially belgians are incredibly incompetent, they just don't give a gently caress; oh and the dutch are cheap assholes always out to cheat you. These have been my grossly insensitive and problematic ethnic characterizations, hope you enjoyed
What about the Romanians?
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Oct 5, 2014 21:42
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Whom did Juventus vote for? Tavecchio or Albertini?
Tavecchio has just said to want to introduce video replays? It's probably all bullshit to calm the tensions caused by this match, though.
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Apr 29, 2024 03:54
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- Charlotte Hornets
- Dec 30, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Gianluca Rocchi (referee of Juve - Roma) has to take a break (or has been banned) from refereeing for next 2 rounds of fixtures by FIGC.
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