[Mafia] X-Men: The Strangest Super-Heroes Of All!

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CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I will play. I am Strong Guy.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 16:04

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 14:36

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I am Strong Guy IRL though.

I am very powerful.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 17:47

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

For example I can lift a load of water bottles from Costco. They package in bulk so it is heavy, but I manage it.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 17:57

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Meinberg posted:

Sign me up.

I wanna be Batman! Or failing that, one of the Eternals. But not Ikaris. Ikaris is a punk.

Please make Meinberg Ikaris.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 19:01

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I hope to play the blob post M day

GIMME SOME SKIN OPOP YEAH

EDIT It was M day not house of M noooo

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 20:17

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Wait, Christ.

I need to read more comics, I messed everything up.

Opop you may yell at me.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 20:18

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I feel like the blob is one of the most realistic super characters because fat people are often very strong and frequently quite difficult to move.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 20:36

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Another realistic character in the x-man universe is that guy who digests things with slugs and stuff.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 20:39

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

My favorite X-man (That stands for eXtraordinary man - all of the X-men are exceptional and also male) is Mr. Fantastic.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 20:40

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

The leader of the X-men is Squirrel Girl imo.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 20:53

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Confirming.

I am vig I will offer a challenge for all of you to complete before I shoot everybody bang bang.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 02:02

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ladies and gentlemen of the thread, I demand that everybody list their scum tells and link to a game where they were scum.

If you're new don't sweat it! I never shoot newbies.

My scum tells are bussing the poo poo out of my scum buddies out of nowhere and also making fun of/dismissing/killing merk.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 02:30

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Gonna go bang bang and shoot somebody. MAYBE IT WILL BE MERK!!!!

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 02:54

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Tremendous Taste posted:

hey hello

Someday I will vig you in a game as revenge, Mr. TT.

Will it be this game?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 04:08

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I wasn't joking about the scumtell bit everyone.

I will shoot everybody, everybody in the game.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 04:59

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Also Capps you owe me an internet handshake for delivering a scumbuddy of yours into my hands. Please do so, thanks in advance.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 05:03

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

King Burgundy posted:

I've always been vanilla town, so no scum tell yet.

I am literally always a vig. This is my right as the Divine Ruler of Mafia.

Merk can confirm.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 05:26

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

POISON IS THIS TRUE

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 05:28

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Poison Mushroom posted:

I am exactly as much of a scum as you are, CCKeane. So the real question is this: Are you scum?

IRL or in the game, because I am known to be a scoundrel and blackguard in personal life.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 05:31

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Poison Mushroom posted:

I'm so white and so harmless I smoked Marlboro Light 100s for five years before I thought to try a decent cigarette.

...and I always dispose of my cigarette butts properly.

Thank you for not littering, that is one of my top pet peeves.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 05:34

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CommaToes posted:

How would you know the relative scumness of someone else unless you had some insider information?

How's THAT for deductive reasoning?

Hahaha, this is a good point. I'M LOOKING AT YOU POISON MUSHROOM LOOKING AT YOU

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 05:35

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Byers2142 posted:

My scumtell is to bus the poo poo out of my teammates and still win. Examples: Battleship Mafia, Toon Noir

##vote Meinberg

After research, Meinberg's played in 3 games where there were millers or miller claims:

Tesuji and Anti-Suji of Mafia, was town and ignored the miller claim in and of itself

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine Mafia, was scum and made a weird miller-like fakeclaim himself late in the game, included this game only for completeness

The Battle for Goodsmead: Numbaz Gang, was town and considered the miller claim rationally without quick-voting it

In addition, his "I get voted out early as scum" is a bold-faced lie.He's usually alive late in games, even when he's scum. While I was flipping through his games looking for miller claims, I noticed games like 40K above or his SK loss where he stayed in the game until late.

His tone's off, and he's presenting bad information. I don't think he was honest in saying what he thought his scumtells were. I don't think the miller vote was just a joke, and I think he backed off of it because I called him on it. Dude's scum.

Ho ho ho, this is a good post and one I am inclined to agree with!

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 05:41

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I like Byers case a lot. It makes sense, uses past information, and fits in well with how Meinberg would act as scum. (I assume, I don't think I've ever played with Meinberg but I drink a lot so who knows.)

What are everybody else's thoughts?

Right now, I would vote Meinberg.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 05:46

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Meinberg posted:

Wait, you think that capps' claim was serious? I mean, it could be. But I take everything that capps says with at least three or four layers of ironic detachment.

_{_{The same applies to Keane.}}

I am post ironic. I am super into everything I say.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 06:18

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Um there is also my "TT I have a vendetta against you" case.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 06:25

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

King Burgundy posted:

But you told us you were settling that one yourself by shooting him, no?

I like my vig kills like I like my coffee.

Thrown wildly in the face of my enemy.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 06:29

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Tremendous Taste posted:

Keane why do we have a vendetta

you caught me in mean girls

well you know at that point it was obv but still

You killed me in the league, TT.

I HAVE A MEMORY AS LONG AS YOUR LONGEST BACK HAIR TT, WHICH IS VERY LONG INDEED.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 06:39

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Tremendous Taste posted:

yeah well I was scum then

AND ARE YOU SCUM NOW?!

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 06:41

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm assuming Met is joking, myself.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 16:57

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

merk posted:

I don't see how you could think Byers is scum for trying to force the game out of jokevote. ##vote PM

This is also true and a valid point.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 16:57

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

The Science of Suck posted:

Do you have any original opinions about who is scum? Why aren't you voting? You post a lot, but seem to only be pretending to find scum.

Ain't need to scum hunt when you've got yourself a gun.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 17:45

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Also voting is for squares.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 17:46

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Dr. Hurt posted:

Yeah I scanned quickly to see if you mentioned Poison Mushroom and just skipped over your jokes... I think I'm not doing well at telling jokes from real things right now.

We can tell, you seem to think you are a real thing.

I'm saying

YOU'RE A JOKE.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 17:55

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Thanks A LOT Meinberg.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 22:11

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm glad mafia has finally driven merk insane.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 23:36

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Also please stop fake claiming beast everyone.

I am the real beast.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 23:48

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Meinberg posted:

Or maybe merk is scum and acting weird so we don't notice his scuminess. Or maybe he's being mind controlled by Jean Grey. Or maybe he's just really tired.

merk is unfathomable.

Merk is a scoundrel and blackguard. Merk facts.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 03:56

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Thanks A LOT Mushroom.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 04:45

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

##vote Meinberg

This isn't a joke.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 21:01

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 14:36

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Quidnose posted:

I've been busy and haven't caught up in the thread. Someone give me a top 3-5 things I should look at!

I claimed to be vig and then made wild, wild demands. DEMANDS EVERYONE SHOULD MEET I'M A VIG FOR REAL I'M REALLY A VIG REALLY.

Byers made a case on Meinberg, Meinberg acted weird.

Poison Mushroom is acting weird.

Meinberg is also scum.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 04:21

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