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WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Mine's violently happy because it has the hot crazy guy in it and also I like seeing mad people cut hair. Other pro tier choices are the one where she fights a gorilla for a diamond and feeds it to a trash truck, and the one where she turns into a polar bear. Double credit for the totally normal one where she just cooks eggs for 5 min.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



WanderingMinstrel I posted:

Other pro tier choices are the one where she fights a gorilla for a diamond and feeds it to a trash truck

yesssss

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

bread on arrival
evil bread
bread rising
dawn of the bread
day of the bread
night of the living bread
bread reckoning
bread man walking
red bread redemption
shaun of the bread
bread poet society


Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZULtPkDjMU

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

jesus I forgot about bjork explains how televisions work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A78yTvIY1k

WanderingMinstrel I fucked around with this message at Jul 31, 2014 around 12:33

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



the one where she is in a disappointing marriage with a giant house cat and it ends with her dancing with the cat while it does that arms-straight-out pose they assume when you pick them up under their front legs

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

infinite rest from infinite jest


paranoid randroid posted:

the one where she is in a disappointing marriage with a giant house cat and it ends with her dancing with the cat while it does that arms-straight-out pose they assume when you pick them up under their front legs

same

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO


the one where she eats her own body mass in lard then gets harpooned by an icelandic seal hunter

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

I can't tell if you guys are being dicks or if its just a video I haven't seen.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



the one where she goes blind over the course of a 120 minute movie, gets blamed for killing someone, and is executed by hanging in the middle of breaking into song

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwXLNK6gOo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


the one where she goes up in to space without a suit and he body, naked except for a bikini, is pelted by micrometeorites

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



WanderingMinstrel I posted:

I can't tell if you guys are being dicks or if its just a video I haven't seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvgVsxaqYgA

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

The one animated by the ren and stimpy guys where she rips her dream man apart violently with her teeth

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

'Why, why oh why,' my son asks, 'should I care? We all know you're gay! I mean,' he says with tears in his eyes

'So what?'

My son taught me why I should care again and for that I am truly blessed

paranoid randroid posted:

the one where she is in a disappointing marriage with a giant house cat and it ends with her dancing with the cat while it does that arms-straight-out pose they assume when you pick them up under their front legs

Same. Robot sex is pretty good too

Stalins Moustache
Dec 30, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~

I've always loved the Earth Intruders video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Q9ppPPHjU, but All is Full Of Love is also a very beautiful video.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien


Lol all are you are wrong for having those as your favourites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXVlQTC2yB0

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

I used to live with a guy who would only cook eggs in oil as opposed to butter because of the Venus as a Boy vid.

Stalins Moustache
Dec 30, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~

Quickscope420dad posted:

Lol all are you are wrong for having those as your favourites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXVlQTC2yB0

That one is also great.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



i feel like you could make a game out of describing bjork videos and challenging people to guess if it is real or not

did you see the one where she goes to a meat packing plant in america and all the disembodied pig heads sing the chorus with her

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

That is some pro tier bjork.

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

paranoid randroid posted:

i feel like you could make a game out of describing bjork videos and challenging people to guess if it is real or not

did you see the one where she goes to a meat packing plant in america and all the disembodied pig heads sing the chorus with her

That was on the homogenic album right?

Stalins Moustache
Dec 30, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~

While I know hardcore Bjork fans weren't big fans of the Biophilia album, the music video for Mutual Core was visually incredible although not weird as you'd expect from Bjørk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM80F_J-QHE

Edit: i always thought the song + video subtext was about hardcore sex

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



WanderingMinstrel I posted:

I can't tell if you guys are being dicks or if its just a video I haven't seen.


WanderingMinstrel I posted:

The one animated by the ren and stimpy guys where she rips her dream man apart violently with her teeth

dude don't gently caress with me

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS


my favorite is the one that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS


lonesomedwarf posted:

dude don't gently caress with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKSoBJ8WirE

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien


ghlbtsk posted:

my favorite is the one that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play.

Woah it's like

fractal

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/i-am-bjork/

Poetic Justice
Jun 17, 2005

Somewhere along the way, I lost a step. I got sloppy. Dulled my own edge. Maybe I went and did the worst crime of all... I got civilized.


the one of that dude that kills ghimself

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004



the one where she sews pearls into her skin while singing "i love him"

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



paranoid randroid posted:

the one where she is in a disappointing marriage with a giant house cat and it ends with her dancing with the cat while it does that arms-straight-out pose they assume when you pick them up under their front legs

Same.

FordPRefectLL
Dec 29, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy


i could go for a pulled bjork sandwich right now

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS



naem
May 29, 2011



Bork makes me sad because all the hot older girls
Used to dress like
Vampires and play spooky music

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



naem posted:

Bork makes me sad

same

RedHotKick
Feb 4, 2011

Winky Face!


i like hyperballad because that song is really really good

also why did people not like biophilia its really good

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010




that jimmy the hapless kid and george liquor. i am amazed

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i like every bjork song and im not even sure how to say her name can someone tell me how to say it. thanks.

RedHotKick
Feb 4, 2011

Winky Face!


buh-gurh-kuh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



"Ren & Stimpy cartoons, which Björk admired"

i am in love with bjork


RedHotKick posted:

buh-gurh-kuh

thanks

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naem
May 29, 2011



One of my college professors was this really hot like 35 year old blonde lady who played music from that era a lot in her office and had pigtails sometimes and it turned out she was cheating on her rich husband with this guys who was like 8 inches shorter than her then her husband dumped her and there was a prenup and she got nothing the end

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