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WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


Mine's violently happy because it has the hot crazy guy in it and also I like seeing mad people cut hair. Other pro tier choices are the one where she fights a gorilla for a diamond and feeds it to a trash truck, and the one where she turns into a polar bear. Double credit for the totally normal one where she just cooks eggs for 5 min.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



WanderingMinstrel I posted:

Other pro tier choices are the one where she fights a gorilla for a diamond and feeds it to a trash truck

yesssss

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZULtPkDjMU

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


jesus I forgot about bjork explains how televisions work

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A78yTvIY1k

WanderingMinstrel I fucked around with this message at Jul 31, 2014 around 12:33

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



the one where she is in a disappointing marriage with a giant house cat and it ends with her dancing with the cat while it does that arms-straight-out pose they assume when you pick them up under their front legs

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

infinite rest from infinite jest


paranoid randroid posted:

the one where she is in a disappointing marriage with a giant house cat and it ends with her dancing with the cat while it does that arms-straight-out pose they assume when you pick them up under their front legs

same

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

UNDEAD RACIAL CLEANSING

the one where she eats her own body mass in lard then gets harpooned by an icelandic seal hunter

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


I can't tell if you guys are being dicks or if its just a video I haven't seen.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



the one where she goes blind over the course of a 120 minute movie, gets blamed for killing someone, and is executed by hanging in the middle of breaking into song

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwXLNK6gOo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


the one where she goes up in to space without a suit and he body, naked except for a bikini, is pelted by micrometeorites

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



WanderingMinstrel I posted:

I can't tell if you guys are being dicks or if its just a video I haven't seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvgVsxaqYgA

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


The one animated by the ren and stimpy guys where she rips her dream man apart violently with her teeth

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler.

By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."

by GRRM;
the American Tolkien.


paranoid randroid posted:

the one where she is in a disappointing marriage with a giant house cat and it ends with her dancing with the cat while it does that arms-straight-out pose they assume when you pick them up under their front legs

Same. Robot sex is pretty good too

Stalins Moustache
Dec 30, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~

I've always loved the Earth Intruders video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Q9ppPPHjU, but All is Full Of Love is also a very beautiful video.

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Lol all are you are wrong for having those as your favourites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXVlQTC2yB0

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


I used to live with a guy who would only cook eggs in oil as opposed to butter because of the Venus as a Boy vid.

Stalins Moustache
Dec 30, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~

Quickscope420dad posted:

Lol all are you are wrong for having those as your favourites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXVlQTC2yB0

That one is also great.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



i feel like you could make a game out of describing bjork videos and challenging people to guess if it is real or not

did you see the one where she goes to a meat packing plant in america and all the disembodied pig heads sing the chorus with her

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


That is some pro tier bjork.

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


paranoid randroid posted:

i feel like you could make a game out of describing bjork videos and challenging people to guess if it is real or not

did you see the one where she goes to a meat packing plant in america and all the disembodied pig heads sing the chorus with her

That was on the homogenic album right?

Stalins Moustache
Dec 30, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~

While I know hardcore Bjork fans weren't big fans of the Biophilia album, the music video for Mutual Core was visually incredible although not weird as you'd expect from Bjørk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM80F_J-QHE

Edit: i always thought the song + video subtext was about hardcore sex

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



WanderingMinstrel I posted:

I can't tell if you guys are being dicks or if its just a video I haven't seen.


WanderingMinstrel I posted:

The one animated by the ren and stimpy guys where she rips her dream man apart violently with her teeth

dude don't gently caress with me

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent

my favorite is the one that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent

lonesomedwarf posted:

dude don't gently caress with me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKSoBJ8WirE

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


ghlbtsk posted:

my favorite is the one that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play that starts with her finding a blank book in the woods and the words start filling in with what she's doing as she's doing it and she goes to a publisher in the city and the book gets released and becomes very popular and is turned into a play.

Woah it's like

fractal

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

ENMA SAMA'S THICK CUM

POUR IT ONTO ME AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE


http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/i-am-bjork/

Poetic Justice
Jun 17, 2005



the one of that dude that kills ghimself

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004



the one where she sews pearls into her skin while singing "i love him"

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



paranoid randroid posted:

the one where she is in a disappointing marriage with a giant house cat and it ends with her dancing with the cat while it does that arms-straight-out pose they assume when you pick them up under their front legs

Same.

FordPRefectLL
Dec 29, 2007

LL

i could go for a pulled bjork sandwich right now

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent


naem
May 29, 2011



Bork makes me sad because all the hot older girls
Used to dress like
Vampires and play spooky music

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



naem posted:

Bork makes me sad

same

RedHotKick
Feb 4, 2011

SPIDORMEN?!


i like hyperballad because that song is really really good

also why did people not like biophilia its really good

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010




that jimmy the hapless kid and george liquor. i am amazed

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i like every bjork song and im not even sure how to say her name can someone tell me how to say it. thanks.

RedHotKick
Feb 4, 2011

SPIDORMEN?!


buh-gurh-kuh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



"Ren & Stimpy cartoons, which Björk admired"

i am in love with bjork


RedHotKick posted:

buh-gurh-kuh

thanks

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naem
May 29, 2011



One of my college professors was this really hot like 35 year old blonde lady who played music from that era a lot in her office and had pigtails sometimes and it turned out she was cheating on her rich husband with this guys who was like 8 inches shorter than her then her husband dumped her and there was a prenup and she got nothing the end

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