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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien


Serious and relatively up-to-date documentary about metal making your kids kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1grzDvPROM



Seriously when you get to part 2 it gets loving hilarious.

Actually any part where they're talking over a mediocre metal band's performance is hilarious.

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Old Dirty Cumburgs
Jan 15, 2011

Nyeh Heh Heh!
It's time for my special posts


k

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


summarize it as though i can't be assed to watch at least 2 parts that are 10 minutes each

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

hail satan


Buglord

well actually as an expert on "heavy" metals i

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPzsx3AdHpw

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien


Robo Reagan posted:

summarize it as though i can't be assed to watch at least 2 parts that are 10 minutes each

Metal fans talking about how awesome and socially progressive metal is vs older straightlaced people talking about how it just sounds like noise and is all necessarily satanism all the while with the underlying tone of murder you're famil' and really poo poo metal all the way through making everyone in it look like terrible morons

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

hail satan


Buglord


nah

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

hail satan


Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aFGuKwF2ic

imo

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 24, 2007


we now know that metal won't make you murder your family, only make your family want to kill themselves

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien


Shasta Orange Soda posted:

we now know that metal won't make you murder your family, only make your family want to kill themselves

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien


Oh also the documentary's audio track for some reason has this constant stereo panning, going from left to right to left again once per second.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

'Why, why oh why,' my son asks, 'should I care? We all know you're gay! I mean,' he says with tears in his eyes

'So what?'

My son taught me why I should care again and for that I am truly blessed

if you play a metal record backwards is it like easy listening?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien


Alan Smithee posted:

if you play a metal record backwards is it like easy listening?

No it sounds exactly the same as it does when you play it forwards because most of them write with time signatures and phrasing the average person can't understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007

Giant


Hello I am a very edgy scandinavian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luFCBdS5PAs

Ok bye

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


im glen benton

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO


Geraldo Rivera was right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcWbuBPNtPw

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien



lol i watched the intro star wars text and then skipped to 7.45 try it

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

hail satan


Buglord

Quickscope420dad posted:

No it sounds exactly the same as it does when you play it forwards because most of them write with time signatures and phrasing the average person can't understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ

most of that song is in 4/4 you pleb

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES6mdRgKHJQ#t=11s

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien


COOL CORN posted:

most of that song is in 4/4 you pleb

phrasing

edit: let's not derail with polyrhythms cause mocking metalheads is way more fun k

les fleurs du mall fucked around with this message at Jul 31, 2014 around 14:12

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien



"Bite it you scum" would be good funeral music

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



How am I supposed to tell the difference between bad metal & good metal? Is the good metal good because it makes you want to murder you're famil

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien


Trixie Hardcore posted:

How am I supposed to tell the difference between bad metal & good metal? Is the good metal good because it makes you want to murder you're famil

this is a really good question and therefore probably not appropriate for this thread

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


Quickscope420dad posted:

this is a really good question and therefore probably not appropriate for this thread

lets all say the really good gbs catch phrase.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

Ad Aeternam Gloria


Trixie Hardcore posted:

How am I supposed to tell the difference between bad metal & good metal? Is the good metal good because it makes you want to murder you're famil

good metal is metal you enjoy. bad metal is avenged sevenfold

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

hail satan


Buglord

rezatahs posted:

good metal is metal you enjoy. bad metal is avenged sevenfold

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien



Most innovative metal band post 2000 imo

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

hail satan


Buglord


owns

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Quickscope420dad posted:

Most innovative metal band post 2000 imo
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li...omsi965_6yFeqx1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gvfcnjPnE#t=917s

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



rezatahs posted:

good metal is metal you enjoy. bad metal is avenged sevenfold

So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmL8SYoOXH4

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Trixie Hardcore posted:

So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself.

i dont like you any more, trixie harcore

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien



I mean yeah basically

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien


Trixie Hardcore posted:

So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTr7bqKHvgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVLLLJa5BuI

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

Ad Aeternam Gloria


Trixie Hardcore posted:

So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself.

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

hail satan


Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

listen to metal, murder you're kitkat

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



black metal is modern day classical music. when classical music was being made they did not call it classical music and i have it on good authority that they were mocked and cast out of popular society. some even died they're hair black, and smeared ashes on their face. some ate raw meat and let the blood drip from mouths. wagner bit the snout of a tapir. it is compased in a similar way to classical music. it has the same flow and ebb and has similar views and outlooks on society and makes many profund statements. basically im a huge fag

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



seriously gently caress baby metal i hate them and it sucks

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