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Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Serious and relatively up-to-date documentary about metal making your kids kill.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1grzDvPROM



Seriously when you get to part 2 it gets loving hilarious.

Actually any part where they're talking over a mediocre metal band's performance is hilarious.

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Old Dirty Cumburgs
Jan 15, 2011

Your Cum... Is Not Safe
with thanks to #FluffieDuck



k

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


summarize it as though i can't be assed to watch at least 2 parts that are 10 minutes each

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003



well actually as an expert on "heavy" metals i

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPzsx3AdHpw

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Robo Reagan posted:

summarize it as though i can't be assed to watch at least 2 parts that are 10 minutes each

Metal fans talking about how awesome and socially progressive metal is vs older straightlaced people talking about how it just sounds like noise and is all necessarily satanism all the while with the underlying tone of murder you're famil' and really poo poo metal all the way through making everyone in it look like terrible morons

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003




nah

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aFGuKwF2ic

imo

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 24, 2007


we now know that metal won't make you murder your family, only make your family want to kill themselves

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Shasta Orange Soda posted:

we now know that metal won't make you murder your family, only make your family want to kill themselves

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Oh also the documentary's audio track for some reason has this constant stereo panning, going from left to right to left again once per second.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler.

By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."

by GRRM;
the American Tolkien.


if you play a metal record backwards is it like easy listening?

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Alan Smithee posted:

if you play a metal record backwards is it like easy listening?

No it sounds exactly the same as it does when you play it forwards because most of them write with time signatures and phrasing the average person can't understand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007

Giant


Hello I am a very edgy scandinavian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luFCBdS5PAs

Ok bye

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

im glen benton

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


Winner #6 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

UNDEAD RACIAL CLEANSING

Geraldo Rivera was right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcWbuBPNtPw

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second



lol i watched the intro star wars text and then skipped to 7.45 try it

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003



Quickscope420dad posted:

No it sounds exactly the same as it does when you play it forwards because most of them write with time signatures and phrasing the average person can't understand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ

most of that song is in 4/4 you pleb

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


Winner #6 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES6mdRgKHJQ#t=11s

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


COOL CORN posted:

most of that song is in 4/4 you pleb

phrasing

edit: let's not derail with polyrhythms cause mocking metalheads is way more fun k

Quickscope420dad fucked around with this message at Jul 31, 2014 around 14:12

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second



"Bite it you scum" would be good funeral music

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



How am I supposed to tell the difference between bad metal & good metal? Is the good metal good because it makes you want to murder you're famil

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Trixie Hardcore posted:

How am I supposed to tell the difference between bad metal & good metal? Is the good metal good because it makes you want to murder you're famil

this is a really good question and therefore probably not appropriate for this thread

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Quickscope420dad posted:

this is a really good question and therefore probably not appropriate for this thread

lets all say the really good gbs catch phrase.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Trixie Hardcore posted:

How am I supposed to tell the difference between bad metal & good metal? Is the good metal good because it makes you want to murder you're famil

good metal is metal you enjoy. bad metal is avenged sevenfold

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003



rezatahs posted:

good metal is metal you enjoy. bad metal is avenged sevenfold

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


Winner #6 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second



Most innovative metal band post 2000 imo

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003




owns

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


Winner #6 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
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Quickscope420dad posted:

Most innovative metal band post 2000 imo
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li...omsi965_6yFeqx1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gvfcnjPnE#t=917s

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



rezatahs posted:

good metal is metal you enjoy. bad metal is avenged sevenfold

So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmL8SYoOXH4

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Trixie Hardcore posted:

So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself.

i dont like you any more, trixie harcore

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second



I mean yeah basically

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Trixie Hardcore posted:

So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTr7bqKHvgE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVLLLJa5BuI

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Trixie Hardcore posted:

So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself.

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

listen to metal, murder you're kitkat

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



black metal is modern day classical music. when classical music was being made they did not call it classical music and i have it on good authority that they were mocked and cast out of popular society. some even died they're hair black, and smeared ashes on their face. some ate raw meat and let the blood drip from mouths. wagner bit the snout of a tapir. it is compased in a similar way to classical music. it has the same flow and ebb and has similar views and outlooks on society and makes many profund statements. basically im a huge fag

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



seriously gently caress baby metal i hate them and it sucks

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