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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

sorry i had a bad day

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

lonesomedwarf posted:

black metal is modern day classical music. when classical music was being made they did not call it classical music and i have it on good authority that they were mocked and cast out of popular society. some even died they're hair black, and smeared ashes on their face. some ate raw meat and let the blood drip from mouths. wagner bit the snout of a tapir. it is compased in a similar way to classical music. it has the same flow and ebb and has similar views and outlooks on society and makes many profund statements. basically im a huge fag

Thanks for summarizing the opinions of all the pro-metal people from the video in the OP for me

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

lonesomedwarf posted:

i dont like you any more, trixie harcore

Deal with it, I'm too old for your rawr rawr music. Metal sounds like angry noise and I like nice songs about friendship and booty.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

lonesomedwarf posted:

black metal is modern day classical music. when classical music was being made they did not call it classical music and i have it on good authority that they were mocked and cast out of popular society. some even died they're hair black, and smeared ashes on their face. some ate raw meat and let the blood drip from mouths. wagner bit the snout of a tapir. it is compased in a similar way to classical music. it has the same flow and ebb and has similar views and outlooks on society and makes many profund statements. basically im a huge fag

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Deal with it, I'm too old for your rawr rawr music. Metal sounds like angry noise and I like nice songs about friendship and booty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=temDHv1e5Io

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

motorhead's business model is really cool

deafen all their fans so noone can replicate their sound

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord


lol everybody pissed at the dude for forgetting his makeup and wearing a top hat

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

Deicide is a pretty badass name.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
thousands of goons felled by bitter nostalgia for their own youths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aw1WnNVcYw

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
praise lemmy

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I just listen to power metal and scandanavian shred

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXj3EepUMs8

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Deal with it, I'm too old for your rawr rawr music. Metal sounds like angry noise and I like nice songs about friendship and booty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRBLb7v2ibk

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Popular Thug Drink posted:

thousands of goons felled by bitter nostalgia for their own youths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aw1WnNVcYw

mastodon was good when i saw them in like 2003 but now theyre not good anymore

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eovuIfeH2k4

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

Spanish Manlove posted:

I just listen to power metal and scandanavian shred

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXj3EepUMs8

I prefer Rhapsody for my power metal needs. Nightwish for my goth metal needs.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Spanish Manlove posted:

I just listen to power metal and scandanavian shred

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXj3EepUMs8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305viYB-G1U

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

COOL CORN posted:



lol everybody pissed at the dude for forgetting his makeup and wearing a top hat

this is dimmu borgir right because that top hat poo poo sucks and that guy on the left holy gently caress

i don't go for the corpse paint (clown makeup) poo poo unless it's immortal

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

lonesomedwarf posted:

this is dimmu borgir right because that top hat poo poo sucks and that guy on the left holy gently caress

i don't go for the corpse paint (clown makeup) poo poo unless it's immortal

I can't see anything in that picture other than a Kiss tribute act

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Quickscope420dad posted:

I can't see anything in that picture other than a Kiss tribute act

that's where king diamond got the idea and then where every other band ripped it off of

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i really, really, really like immortal and it doesn't get better than this

this is peak immortal

get ready to lose your mind

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

it doesn't look ANYTHING like kiss. since when did kiss wear huge boots and corpsepoaint?

heh. i thought so

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

lonesomedwarf posted:

i really, really, really like immortal and it doesn't get better than this

this is peak immortal

get ready to lose your mind



proclick right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WKzrc2wcxA

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


is he basically saying that he doesn't know how he did the solos on the album and just makes it up

that is So Immortal (tm)

serbp
Nov 30, 2013
me irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooUYHnmw-rk

edit: i think i just found the best channel trailer ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0MOybs5nHA

serbp fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jul 31, 2014

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

lonesomedwarf posted:

is he basically saying that he doesn't know how he did the solos on the album and just makes it up

that is So Immortal (tm)

that's why i started listening to immortal, he barely takes himself seriously there and is just joking around. he was their bassist up until the late 90s and then switched to guitar because the other guy got tendonitis so he's just doing what he can with what he knows

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

They should do a split with Sigh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS23I12OFzs

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33mWJLxK_oE

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Sekkira posted:

I prefer Rhapsody for my power metal needs. Nightwish for my goth metal needs.

nightwish isnt goth metal


they are more symphonic metal

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
5 japanese teenagers & marty friedman implore you to murder the family you will never have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIokp4MonxE

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
metal is the only genre more dead than rock

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

oh those death metal guys

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

california roll posted:

metal is the only genre more dead than rock

nice try troll but metal and rock are more alive than ever :getin:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

rezatahs posted:

nice try troll but metal and rock are more alive than ever :getin:

Can you please prove this to help cure my disillusionment with writing new music

I mean seriously I pick up my guitar or bass and think "Man this thing isn't dubstep noone wants to hear this"

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Quickscope420dad posted:

Can you please prove this to help cure my disillusionment with writing new music

I mean seriously I pick up my guitar or bass and think "Man this thing isn't dubstep noone wants to hear this"

thats your problem mannn

you're writing for the people, not for yourself

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Chuck Tanner posted:

thats your problem mannn

you're writing for the people, not for yourself

Noone would ever want to hear what I write for myself, and music should be shared

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Spanish Manlove posted:

I just listen to power metal and scandanavian shred

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXj3EepUMs8

extremely my poo poo

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

try and invent a new way of holding your guitar or bass. like if you see the easy beats or other bands of that era they hold the guitar really high up. and later it gets down lower. sometimes in metal they will hold the guitar low and stand with their legs far apart. maybe you could start by having the guitar really high up on your chest and standing with your legs far apart, but far apart front and back not side to side. or try having the guitar on one side of your body not the front. or maybe you could put that strap thing on inside out, maybe people wont notice but if someone does they will be like "whoa". just throwing some ideas out there

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Haha is that the dude from Iced Earth wearing his own band's shirt at 8:36

http://youtu.be/EcWbuBPNtPw?t=8m36s

Irradiation fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jul 31, 2014

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
pop music > metal

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

like compare this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osGm7fIKFZE

to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZbucSufNm4&t=10s

so you see it's all about how you play not what you play

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